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Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:10 pm

Hallelujah!

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:06 am

Please, give it a rest already.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 3:14 pm

If you have to ask.......

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:25 pm

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:44 am

Saturday morning wakey bakey, eh?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:03 pm

[media]

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:30 pm

Just let it sink like a rock.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:39 pm

People in hell want ice water but they still gotta bring a goddamn cup

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:24 pm

I wish I could punch you right now!

So many gullibles. Haha

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:40 pm

Green Jeebus, she sure wants her name in green. How does one get so smart so soon?

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 6:56 pm

Sure the PnP s are going to swoop up pre-sale tickets, but only if you actually admit they exist and affected your own personal 2014 Burn....right? You're safe.......right?

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:53 pm

Take a chill pill you mean-as-a-snake-yeast-infection.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 7:27 am

That was rather cunty of you to say someone elses actions were cunty

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:28 pm

Um, by that logic aren't you also being cunty by calling someone else cunty?

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:31 pm

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 1:59 pm

Jovankat wrote:Um, by that logic aren't you also being cunty by calling someone else cunty?

See but that's what PAGE TWO is for

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:35 pm

Dammit if you'd called me cunty we could have had cuntception.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:36 pm

{{{comment removed due to cuntiness}}}

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:40 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:[Edited by moderator on 4/30/14 to add the following disclaimer]

For those who've been around this (or any) internet community for any length of time, it can get a little frustrating to see new people coming in and posting or asking the same things over and over again, without having taken any time to do any reading or research first. What can often happen is that people will put up with those posts for as long as they can, and then they'll vent all that pent up frustration on the next person to post. Then others chime in to vent their frustrations, and things tend to get ugly fast. It's unfair for every 100th poster to have to take the heat of all those other people's posts, and it's unfair for people to have to keep all their frustrations and exasperations bottled up all the time.

For a while, people would hold themselves to the rule of waiting until page two before getting snarky... but it didn't take long before some folks started intentionally replying and posting in a thread to fill up a page so that it would finally reach page two and people would sometimes get mean-spirited.

In order to curtail the page two shenanigans and the unloading of pent-up frustration on ticket seekers and other new users... we have the page two thread. It's removed from the original discussion, and an appropriate place to do things like vent, get snarky, or keep score on the games people play or buzzwords people use in their ticket posts. For this year's scoring chart, please see this post. Have fun, but please avoid being mean-spirited. As per our Community Guidelines, personal attacks are unwelcome.

NOTE TO NEW FOLKS AND TICKET SEEKERS: this is all in the spirit of cacaphony and good-natured fun. If that all seems a bit strange and unusual to you, please take a few minutes to read this post.
[End of disclaimer]

i think this will allow for an outlet of pent up snark and frustration.

feel free to post responses to really stupid questions here.

do NOT mention the name or the thread, it's more fun to guess, it's kinda like Snark Jeopardy, match the replies to the Question and you Win.

OK...I'll go first.

"GO FUCK YOUSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING BUCKET LISTER"

there...i feel better already.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:00 pm

Haha can't even comment or respond to a certain thread because if I do then I'm doing it wrong and I would feel much embarrassment.

Is that a run on sentence?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:01 pm

We may need a cunt thread

That sounds weird

But I'm not starting one

digital · Post by **digital** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:53 pm

I think I speak for all gay men when I say please stop using the "C" word.

It is deeply offensive to my homosexual mind and conjures up the image of gross lady parts (e.g., below).

Thank you.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:01 pm

To bad

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:31 pm

That signature seems like an incitement to find all the instances when you've done exactly that yourself.

digital · Post by **digital** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:45 pm

Or just to break protocol because it says not to!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 5:04 pm

useless as a chancroid scab

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 5:04 pm

Oh snap!

Bwahahahaha

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Mon Jan 19, 2015 7:53 pm

digital wrote:I think I speak for all gay men when I say please stop using the "C" word.

Cock Pit?

Post by **Eric** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:30 am

digital wrote:I think I speak for all gay men when I say please stop using the "C" word.

Nope, sorry. This gay man thinks women can use whatever words they want to describe their bits.

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:01 am

Reminds me of the guy going into a restuarant and when the waitress comes over to take his order, he says "I'll have BLT CUNT"

Of course the waitress was appalled and says "I beg your pardon?!" To which the customer replies "Yes, a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, cut up, not toasted." the waitress leaves and comes back several minutes later and delivers his order.

The man looks at his plate and the sandwich is all soggy and unappealing and he complains to his waitress saying rather nastily "what's this!!??" to which the waitress replies "It's a BLT you SHIT."

The customer, now quite taken aback, says "What?!" the waitress looks back at him and caulmly replies "It's a bacon, lettuce and tomatoe sandwich, you shoulda had it toasted."

Ba rump bump!

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