Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:33 pm

just try and find something to keep your hands occupied, and let me know if she's humming or not...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:35 pm

Oh she's humming all right. She's all kinds of sound effects. She's uh...

I gotta go now... =]

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:44 pm

ha, Kristy's gone back to work...so now I can mess around in her thread...let's see what do we have here.....hmmmm, various pieces of latex filled with odd smelling fluids, slimy toys with smoke eminating from them, a list of eplaya mens /womens' phone numbers...hmmm I can use that...., a roll of undeveloped film....I'll take that...., some rope, a bottle of Seven-Up,....now what's that for?......Ha! free tickets to the ranch, I'll stuff that in my pocket.....my wife's phone number....SHIT, now how did she get that? I'd better get my ass outa here before I get caught.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:52 pm

cowboyangel wrote:ha, Kristy's gone back to work...so now I can mess around in her thread...let's see what do we have here.....hmmmm, various pieces of latex filled with odd smelling fluids, slimy toys with smoke eminating from them, a list of eplaya mens /womens' phone numbers...hmmm I can use that...., a roll of undeveloped film....I'll take that...., some rope, a bottle of Seven-Up,....now what's that for?......Ha! free tickets to the ranch, I'll stuff that in my pocket.....my wife's phone number....SHIT, now how did she get that? I'd better get my ass outa here before I get caught.

I see you!!!!!!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:53 pm

tonytohono wrote:Oh she's humming all right. She's all kinds of sound effects. She's uh...

I gotta go now... =]

I'm blushing

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:55 pm

regynalonglank wrote:ok, well then why don't you work on checking his glue levels while i bang around back here and see what i can do for you

Coo, Oh, Mmmmm, (deep breath, fingers gripping tight)

Yes!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 5:56 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:
regynalonglank wrote:ok, well then why don't you work on checking his glue levels while i bang around back here and see what i can do for you
Coo, Oh, Mmmmm, (deep breath, fingers gripping tight)

Yes!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

see stuart in jiffy lube

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 6:12 pm

Where did my climber go?

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 8:41 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Oh she's humming all right. She's all kinds of sound effects. She's uh...

I gotta go now... =]
I'm blushing

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

I'm not buying it babe. I can think of only one reason you'd be coloring pink, and it's not from blushing...

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:09 pm

tonytohono wrote:
Kristy Kreme wrote:
tonytohono wrote:Oh she's humming all right. She's all kinds of sound effects. She's uh...

I gotta go now... =]
I'm blushing

Kisses, Kristy Kreme
I'm not buying it babe. I can think of only one reason you'd be coloring pink, and it's not from blushing...

I think you might be surprised at how offten I blush.

Sweet kisses, Kristy Kreme

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:10 pm

I don't think you'd be very surprised to know how many times you make everyone else blush around here either!!!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 8:34 pm

LUBE!!!!!!!!!! STAT!!!!!!!!!!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:05 pm

I just want to continue with the foot rub I started, anyone object?

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:51 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:LUBE!!!!!!!!!! STAT!!!!!!!!!!

No lube needed, I'm already a slip-n-slide!

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Nov 17, 2004 10:57 pm

I got a nice little visual there. You remember those slip and slides?

This girl is sliding on one of those and everyone is trying different things and she goes head first... like half way down off comes the bottoms... and I swear she didn't even know it until she stood up and realized everyone is staring at her right where the sun don't shine.

=)

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:58 am

Ever since I learned about KY, I've always wanted to make a slip 'n slide that's like 80 feet long. Of course it'd need bumpers if you're going to try to stay on course, but just the task of applying the pre-slide lube to each rider would be worth it!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:28 am

So what does Kentucky have to do with slip n slides?

Oh, now I get it, I'm kinda slow.

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:29 pm

Alpha wrote:Ever since I learned about KY, I've always wanted to make a slip 'n slide that's like 80 feet long. Of course it'd need bumpers if you're going to try to stay on course, but just the task of applying the pre-slide lube to each rider would be worth it!

KY+playa dirt = Tar and feathers

That is not a good combo.

I'm still hunting for my shower system for 2005. Any suggestions anyone.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:46 pm

Thanks for the tip. :-)

If I can shed my modesty for a moment, I built a pretty cool shower structure this year. 8' 2x4 posts, platform on top for hot and cold water (dark bucket/light bucket) which T'd together to a standard shower nozzle (not enough pressure though), plywood sheerwalling for stability and privacy (though I'm sure your neighbors wouldn't mind a show) and the piece de resistance, about 20 wood slats for the floor, draining into a collection bucket. I could draw up plans if others are interested in repeating my work!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:35 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:
Alpha wrote:Ever since I learned about KY, I've always wanted to make a slip 'n slide that's like 80 feet long. Of course it'd need bumpers if you're going to try to stay on course, but just the task of applying the pre-slide lube to each rider would be worth it!

KY+playa dirt = Tar and feathers

That is not a good combo.

I'm still hunting for my shower system for 2005. Any suggestions anyone.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

my tongue?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:23 am

hahaha, cowboy!! i am ruler of all eplaya!! hahahahaha!!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:55 am

Kristy, what was wrong with the tripod and shower bag you used this year?

yeah yeah, that's fine, just go ahead and start throwing up the walls now.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:45 am

helitack wrote:So what does Kentucky have to do with slip n slides?

Oh, now I get it, I'm kinda slow.

i actually went through this same thought process.
oh, well, at least helitack is someone i respect, thus far. it could have been a lot worse.

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:01 am

Ever since I learned about KY, I've always wanted to make a slip 'n slide that's like 80 feet long. Of course it'd need bumpers if you're going to try to stay on course, but just the task of applying the pre-slide lube to each rider would be worth it!

Easy to do, poke around and find a billboard company, they will often sell cheap or give away old billboard vinyl. These things can be up to 40 feet long and about 8-10 feet wide. Get two, overlap about 3 feet and; given that KY is a bit expensive for something this big, wet it down with a hose and dishwashing liquid. Have fun.

One of the groups does this at PDF when the weather cooperates and it is a hoot. Since it is so wide groups can go at once. If you are willing to hit it fast enough you can slide right off the other end and I once saw a guy silde on his feet for around 70 feet. I passed this Fall, it was a little chilly for me, last Spring was great, of course I limped for a couple days thereafter. My own fault, on the third run I tried for a shoulder roll through to standing; hey I can do it on dry ground, didn't work.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:30 am

Morgan Maximus, a friend of mine made a shower with:

1-inflatable kiddy pool
1-battery powered submersible pump
1-hand-held shower hose
1 or 2-plastic shower curtains
enough 1/2 inch PVC pipe and to make shower curtain frame
4-4 or 5 foot uprights
4-4 foot crossmembers
4-elbows/T's
1-drain hose

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:02 am

I just bought a coleman camp shower.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:32 pm

stuart wrote:I just bought a coleman camp shower.

ha ha lol... a wsie man

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:05 am

Thanks for all the tips and ideas everyone. I don't think walls are needed, I love to be out in the open naked.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:10 am

I could mod the plans for plexiglass sheerwalling, just for you. :-)

(The sheerwalling adds a lot of strength to prevent swaying in the wind. A couple extra 2x4s or crossbeams would work too)

Okay BETTER IDEA: walls that go up and down like a peep show!

Kristy Kreme · Post by **Kristy Kreme** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:50 pm

Alpha wrote:I could mod the plans for plexiglass sheerwalling, just for you.

(The sheerwalling adds a lot of strength to prevent swaying in the wind. A couple extra 2x4s or crossbeams would work too)

Okay BETTER IDEA: walls that go up and down like a peep show!

I like the peep show idea! maybe I can add that into my plans.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

Brothel girl in search of wild camp!!!

shower plans