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[Jovankat]

I think I speak for all gay men when I say please stop using the "C" word.

Nope, sorry. This gay man thinks women can use whatever words they want to describe their bits.

What about folks (of any gender) using it to describe others? They're slightly different cases aren't they?

Reminds me of the guy going into a restuarant and when the waitress comes over to take his order, he says "I'll have BLT CUNT"

Of course the waitress was appalled and says "I beg your pardon?!" To which the customer replies "Yes, a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, cut up, not toasted." the waitress leaves and comes back several minutes later and delivers his order.

The man looks at his plate and the sandwich is all soggy and unappealing and he complains to his waitress saying rather nastily "what's this!!??" to which the waitress replies "It's a BLT you SHIT."

The customer, now quite taken aback, says "What?!" the waitress looks back at him and caulmly replies "It's a bacon, lettuce and tomatoe sandwich, you shoulda had it toasted."

Ba rump bump!

[digital]

*facepalm*

Cunts.

[Eric]

I think I speak for all gay men when I say please stop using the "C" word.

Nope, sorry. This gay man thinks women can use whatever words they want to describe their bits.

What about folks (of any gender) using it to describe others? They're slightly different cases aren't they?

I personally won't use it, and if it's being used to degrade a person, I'll probably call it out, if it's being used in a joke like Elderberry did, or like it's being used in this thread, not so much (just like "fag", which I am quite comfortable calling myself, but have no problem going against someone who's using it as an insult - context is key). Of course there's always those Brit's and Australians who seem to think it's okay to use whenever, just because it doesn't have the same insult-power it does here. Rude.

[Jovankat]

Of course there's always those Brit's and Australians who seem to think it's okay to use whenever, just because it doesn't have the same insult-power it does here. Rude.

For some of us that's like asking us to speak without our accent though!

[Eric]

Is it really that hard to not respond to obvious spam, or do you just want to give Mods some sort of incorrectly assumed pleasure at having to delete all the posts in a thread?

[Jovankat]

Oh good I thought I'd gotten too trigger happy with the report button.

[digital]

Apparently the mods don't have access to a "move thread" function. Why in the world would you need to delete every post in a spam thread? No need to piss on users for shitty forum code.

[Eric]

Apparently the mods don't have access to a "move thread" function.

We do have that access, and use it as needed, but when the posts are responding directly to something not allowed on the board, and have no reference outside that, they go as well. Just like the opposite case where individual posts can be removed from the board if they break the ToS, but the rest of the thread can remain intact.

Multiple posts that are just responding to what someone is shilling - nope. They go bye-bye.

[Lonesomebri]

pink may be my new imaginary girlfriend

[^Rhino!]

Reminds me of the guy going into a restuarant and when the waitress comes over to take his order, he says "I'll have BLT CUNT"

Of course the waitress was appalled and says "I beg your pardon?!" To which the customer replies "Yes, a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, cut up, not toasted." the waitress leaves and comes back several minutes later and delivers his order.

The man looks at his plate and the sandwich is all soggy and unappealing and he complains to his waitress saying rather nastily "what's this!!??" to which the waitress replies "It's a BLT you SHIT."

The customer, now quite taken aback, says "What?!" the waitress looks back at him and caulmly replies "It's a bacon, lettuce and tomatoe sandwich, you shoulda had it toasted."

Ba rump bump!

Elderberry, you are da MAN!

Great joke for when I go over into Illinois.

I'm going to Effingham, to find a restaurant, and order an 'Effingham sandwich"

What do you suspect the waitress will bring me a f'in reuben instead? I'll wager even odds.

[Elderberry]

And I just learned on the Jon Stewart show that the male version of 'cunt' is 'munt'.

[Elorrum]

ain't nobody got time for that math.

[Ratty]

I just came to chat and play. Where did I put my #2 pencil and calculator?

[^Rhino!]

I just came to chat and play. Where did I put my #2 pencil and calculator?

Ratty, I love you and all, but kiddo....the true pro with fire in his hair and getting things built no longer needs such archaic tools. Laptops, tablets, Bluetooth, cloud computing, it's all up to date these days.

We did a boring in 2011 under 8 lanes of interstate 70 in downtown St. Louis in a section with reversible lanes in the center, where less than a degree of variance from grade would have popped the boring head out right into I-70, or downwards into a 16Kv electrical conduit. That bore was done LASER GUIDED and came out within 0.01" of planned location, after 345' of boring.
Deviance from grade would have cost us $25,000 for breaking the pavement, more than $50K for hitting the conduit, but we didn't get a dime extra for being right on target.

Though it's still a Missouri state record for accuracy.,,,heh, heh....that shit is priceless.

[lucky420]

Where am I again?

[pink]

pink may be my new imaginary girlfriend

[some seeing eye]

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[gaminwench]

^^^nicely done!

[Eric]

^^^nicely done!

It was. I was about to check the post count & see if the IP was from Pakistan...

[Jovankat]

For a second I thought some seeing eye was having a stroke

[some seeing eye]

(It is a slight edit with the original grammar of a spam post that has been removed by the mods. It's just been ePlayaified.)

[International Incident]

Can I pick a fight. It's page two right?

[tamarakay]

Can I pick a fight. It's page two right?

Sure, just give me my hug first.

[MyDearFriend]

Can I pick a fight. It's page two right?

When do you not?



LOVE HAVING YOU BACK, BTW, where the fuck you been...

[unjonharley]

I stay in the present..













due to the time-space continuum..

[Simon of the Playa]

mijn god, het is waar ... de Nederlanders zijn goedkope klootzakken

[unjonharley]

What if conspiracies were made up by corporations to sell more tin foil??

[Patsh]

mijn god, het is waar ... de Nederlanders zijn goedkope klootzakken

waarom zou je dat zegt, Simon?

[tatonka]

What if conspiracies were made up by corporations to sell more tin foil??

Dam i just bought a new roll , what a tool i am

[theCryptofishist]

Like maybe they have no legs.