The person below me

[Eric]

No, but I used to be able to do "Jabberwocky" while incredibly trashed. I should relearn that skill.



tpbm only drinks in moderation

[FlyingMonkey]

Not a chance. I'm a Wisconsin native. It's in our blood (literally).

TPBM skipped out from work to buy their Pre=Sale ticket today.

[TomServo]

I'm not that stupid..nor rich

TPBM recently got licked by a dog

[ranger magnum]

My dog rides shotgun with me every day. So yes, I was licked recently.

Tpbm is thinking some sushi might be good for dinner tonight

[clocksnmirrors]

mmmm sushi!!! i could definitely go for that! but i'll probably just settle for a smoothie



tpbm needs to cut their toenails

[Thecatman]

Yeah and I'd probably lose a pound


TPBM is thinking spaghetti with chopped garlic and drizzled with olive oil

[Eric]

I'm thinking udon.



tpbm has avoided getting sick so far this year

[southern crone]

Yes.

TPBM believes in the benefits of apple cider vinegar.

[Savannah]

I do, actually.

The person below me uses melatonin.

[BeeWeeDee]

Actually I have found no need to use it for my sleep/wake/sleep cycles. My circadian rhythms are pretty robust and I fall asleep easily and wake up at precisely the same time every morning - haven't used an alarm clock for many years (decades?).

tpbm is getting serious about dropping a few pounds after the holiday eating season.

[lucky420]

Yep! Have cut out all processed foods, no grains, sugars, legumes, dairy. Lost over 12 so far...need to lose more than a "few pounds"

Tpbm has very good will power

[clocksnmirrors]

i used to. but for some reason lately it's gone out the window.... although i do manage to resist the sweets.

TPBM can't wait for the open ticket sale!

[Thecatman]

It'll be here before I know it. I've submitted a furlough request for the 18th



TPBM can share a remedy for painful, dry, cracked finger tips associated with the winter months. Haven't tried bag-balm or super glue

[clocksnmirrors]

I can offer the classic vaseline combined with moisturizing lotion
no guarantees but it should help


tpbm has a piggy bank shaped like a giraffe

[theCryptofishist]

No, but I do have one in the shape of a tin of Charles Chips, from Musser's Potato Chips, Inc.
tpbm has eaten these chips, and maybe even had them delivered to their home.

[MFOB]

Never heard of them.

TBPM was stopped by the police recently.

[BeeWeeDee]

Merely slowed down. Spotted them before the radar got me or else I wasn't going exceedingly fast over the speed limit.

TPBM would like to wear the title "Emperor"

[Elorrum]

I liked the movie with Lee Marvin, and perhaps have a bit of hobo wanderlust in me. The movie title referring to a joke among hobos during the Great Depression that the world's best hobo was "Emperor of the North Pole", a way of poking fun at their own desperate situation since somebody ruling over the North Pole would reign over a wasteland.

tpbm is stuck in something.

[MFOB]

Oh Yeah. Stuck in something, stuck hard! Cant figure out how to get out of it in a good way without hurting people I care about. Damn. How the fuck did I get here?

TPBM knows how to use Excel like a pro.

[theCryptofishist]

LIke a golf pro!
tpbm has grand plans for February/\.

[ranger magnum]

Flying to the east coast to pick up my new truck and trailer. Of course that's assuming my container of tires actually manages to leave long beach in February. Fucking dock workers are on strike or some such bullshit. Years ago, the president would have sent in the national guard, and told the dock workers to pound sand...

Tpbm is against unions....

[Thecatman]

Not totally but I think they have outlived their usefulness. I was in the teamsters for a few years when I lived in PA and didn't get the representation I thought I would when issues arose.



TPBM has at least one article of clothing that was American Made

[Ratty]

Well yes. I'm American and I made it.

TPBM has written important dates about Burning Man on a paper calendar.

[Captain Goddammit]

If that includes the schedule at work, then yes!
TPBM better do the same!!

[Thecatman]

Yeah my memory don't go past my nose so I gotta write things down


TPBM uses cast iron cookware

[southern crone]

Yes. Is there anything else to cook cornbread in?

TPBM loves to cook with a pressure cooker.

[FIGJAM]

Yup!

Turns the cheapest, toughest meats into spoon tender yumminess!!!

TPBM has misplaced their muse.

[fernley1]

I don't think I actually ever had one.

TPBM is going to get a big tax refund this year.

[robbidobbs]

A-Yep. But only because I over withhold. It's an interest free load to the gov'mint but it beats hell out of paying. Like a small auxiliary savings account that gets rolled into a real one every year.

TPBM doesn't think highly of the 401k system.

[Ratty]

Hummm. I do love my 401K even though my boss doesn't contribute.

TPBM has a full pez dispenser. (Yum, yum, yum.)