What's my conspiracy?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:00 pm

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:46 am

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:08 am

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:41 am

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:32 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 03, 2015 7:39 am

follow the money....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 12:43 pm

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Zona · Post by **Zona** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 8:34 pm

Wavy Gravy is dead.
So is Ozzy....

I have a list.

I can simply state that I know why, and it seems you don't.

I hate sports, reductionism, any ism in fact.

Fuck that shit.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 3:13 pm

Sianis’ family claims that he dispatched a telegram to team owner Philip K. Wrigley which read, “You are going to lose this World Series and you are never going to win another World Series again. You are never going to win a World Series again because you insulted my goat.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Billy_Goat

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:55 pm

I see your Goat and raise you a planet.

It's all about Ham radio.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 8:12 pm

Zona wrote:I see your Goat and raise you a planet.

It's all about Ham radio.

In the case of the Cubs, they're doomed for another reason. Look who they're playing. Last year, the Cards took the Bosox to game 7 in the World Series. The Cards are back this year, and even without Javier Molina, they're still a team to be reckoned with. No matter what cowboyangel says, the Cards are still without a doubt one of the most beloved, fan-driven, superior teams in baseball. AND they tailgate good, too.

aguablanco · Post by **aguablanco** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:40 am

Since this is a conspiracy thread, and I totally believe what I am about to write, I am not sure it qualifies. I have been told by very highly placed, but anonymous sources, in the Democratic Party that the whole Primary election campaign and the eventual Presidential election are total scams. The Democratic Party, and their eventual nominee, will actually nominate Barack Obama as the official Vice Presidential candidate. After the winner, Bernie, Hillary, or whomever, is sworn in they will resign from office effective immediately making Barack Obama the new President. One can only be elected to two terms as President, however, this may be the ultimate way around that situation. Should drive the Repubs crazy.
Remember to vote early and often.
aguablanco

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:01 pm

aguablanco wrote:Since this is a conspiracy thread, and I totally believe what I am about to write, I am not sure it qualifies. I have been told by very highly placed, but anonymous sources, in the Democratic Party that the whole Primary election campaign and the eventual Presidential election are total scams. The Democratic Party, and their eventual nominee, will actually nominate Barack Obama as the official Vice Presidential candidate. After the winner, Bernie, Hillary, or whomever, is sworn in they will resign from office effective immediately making Barack Obama the new President. One can only be elected to two terms as President, however, this may be the ultimate way around that situation. Should drive the Repubs crazy.
Remember to vote early and often.
aguablanco

Your ignorance and complete lack of knowledge of the Constitution and the 25th Amendment are a testimony of public education. As SCOTUS has already defined it, no president who has been elected twice and cannot seek a third term is by law disallowed to run as Vice President. Had Obama inherited his office and was only in six years, he could choose to run again as president or VP, but is disallowed under the Supreme Court's interpretation of the 25th Amendment to run as VP. That's not a conspiracy you have, that's ignorance.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:35 pm

Lando Calrissian is hanging out over China.

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some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:53 pm

I think there is a conspiracy among all the BarbiesTM and over Halloween, they will rise up and do evil things.

I mean obviously there is proof in all the horror barbie and killer barbie online videos.

Fortunately we can fight back at BDV.

Zona · Post by **Zona** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 4:38 pm

Well it's about you, and you already know, now ten years on. We can see it......{blocking here}

So I guess we also see that Mr Carter, like that guy, had something to say about your equipment and speed.

He was right.

Over 55 with drum brakes in a pinto? WTF????

He was right, now look at that.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 8:21 am

yup

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aguablanco · Post by **aguablanco** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 12:05 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:
aguablanco wrote:Since this is a conspiracy thread, and I totally believe what I am about to write, I am not sure it qualifies. I have been told by very highly placed, but anonymous sources, in the Democratic Party that the whole Primary election campaign and the eventual Presidential election are total scams. The Democratic Party, and their eventual nominee, will actually nominate Barack Obama as the official Vice Presidential candidate. After the winner, Bernie, Hillary, or whomever, is sworn in they will resign from office effective immediately making Barack Obama the new President. One can only be elected to two terms as President, however, this may be the ultimate way around that situation. Should drive the Repubs crazy.
Remember to vote early and often.
aguablanco
Your ignorance and complete lack of knowledge of the Constitution and the 25th Amendment are a testimony of public education. As SCOTUS has already defined it, no president who has been elected twice and cannot seek a third term is by law disallowed to run as Vice President. Had Obama inherited his office and was only in six years, he could choose to run again as president or VP, but is disallowed under the Supreme Court's interpretation of the 25th Amendment to run as VP. That's not a conspiracy you have, that's ignorance.

Good morning to you as well. First, let me start with a hardy, Fuck Off! I posted as humor and political satire and you seem to think, or at least want to project, that I was serious. It would appear that I am am not the ony one displaying ignorance. Can you spell disingenuous? Since youu apparently know quite a bit regarding my education it will come as no surprise that I learned long ago to dismiss attitudes such as yours along with people of intolerance. . Maybe we can meet on the Playa some day and you can give me the political education you seem to believe I so richly deserve. I am truly sorry you were so offended, however, I an most certain that this is not the first time your delicate sensibilities have been made to tingle.
Have a great day,
aguablanco

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:17 pm

It took you three days to come back with a snappy response. I guess you showed me.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:22 pm

delicate sensibilities

as the brown gerbil said to the white gerbil...."you must be new around here"...

maladroit · Post by **maladroit** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 1:35 pm

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 2:59 pm

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aguablanco · Post by **aguablanco** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:31 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:It took you three days to come back with a snappy response. I guess you showed me.

Unlike you, apparently, I don't have my life tied up in pissing contests on the various boards to which I belong. And also, unlike you, I have a sense of humor. So, again, Fuck Off.
RichH

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:51 pm

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aguablanco wrote: Unlike you, apparently, I don't have my life tied up in pissing contests on the various boards to which I belong. And also, unlike you, I have a sense of humor. So, again, Fuck Off.
RichH

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 8:00 pm

The truth is that the Annunaki will decide what is good for us.
That is all I am permitted to say.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:21 am

aguablanco wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:It took you three days to come back with a snappy response. I guess you showed me.
Unlike you, apparently, I don't have my life tied up in pissing contests on the various boards to which I belong. And also, unlike you, I have a sense of humor. So, again, Fuck Off.
RichH

no, you obviously don't.

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:07 am

aguablanco wrote:Since this is a conspiracy thread, and I totally believe what I am about to write, I am not sure it qualifies. I have been told by very highly placed, but anonymous sources, in the Democratic Party that the whole Primary election campaign and the eventual Presidential election are total scams. The Democratic Party, and their eventual nominee, will actually nominate Barack Obama as the official Vice Presidential candidate. After the winner, Bernie, Hillary, or whomever, is sworn in they will resign from office effective immediately making Barack Obama the new President. One can only be elected to two terms as President, however, this may be the ultimate way around that situation. Should drive the Repubs crazy.
Remember to vote early and often.
aguablanco

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Hey, it was a good conspiracy while it lasted.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Fri Oct 23, 2015 10:47 am

was aguablanco behind the anti-clinton whitewater scandal?

true until proven untrue

in other conspiracies, ISIS has taken over the controls of the HAARP machine and are pointing Hurricane Patricia at Texas (with a quick, destructive jog across Mexico, potentially).

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:22 am

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