The Bar

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:16 am

jeezus people have mercy and the good grace to whisper a little.

my head is stuffed with dirty sand.

my brains have been stirred with a stick... and I don't know where else the stick has been.

nnngh

I think the preview went well... very well if you can't tell from the drunken ramblings above.

The first act was a little too anxious... we all had sticks up our butts or something. But we managed to relax into it for the second half. (OH lordy... THAT's where else the stick has been!)

Tonight should be a pretty damn good opening for all that we played a little too hard late last night.

Aw fuck me... tonight is the *actual* party. How ever will I survive the aftermath?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:24 am

first, lydia
Rookie

Tisha, I am going to show you the magic of my never hung over again regimen on NYE so you can report back to these lightweights about the wonderous healing powers.

second, lydia, fucking loved the monologue

third

Lord Dhanvantari

they all look alike to me

fourth
BEER ME

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:27 am

Oh shee-it, Stuart's in the hawse!

Somebody hit me, too.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:28 am

Geezus, it's a fookin party in here. Where's Sensei and Samtzu, I wanna cuddle up with them on this here dusty couch.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:31 am

robbidobbs wrote:Geezus, it's a fookin party in here. Where's Sensei and Samtzu, I wanna cuddle up with them on this here dusty couch.

I have pictures showing Sensei and Samtzu's modus operandi as far as cuddling is concerned, and I am not at all sure that this is a F.D.A. recommended activity.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:31 am

*tosses canned beer to Stuart and BHA, hitting each one squarely in the forehead*

Oh, um... heads!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:33 am

buckethead alien wrote:Fuckin' A, bro-heme! Yeah! Snack-Fuckin' Canyon. As I remember it the plot revolved around these stupid fucking penguins roaming around the the desert.

Wait. Have we inadvertently stumbled on

Next Year's Theme?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:33 am

may i have a beer, please?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:33 am

That's funny Bucket...
esp coming from you.

I'll take my chances with them, thank you.

AAH! STOP TICKLING ME!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:35 am

Sensei wrote: Anyhoo, this pimpin' Santa won round 1 with the boss! I be Portland bound! You Portland mafia types owe Sensei bigtime! I expect hookers and booze from minute 1...

Springsteen is training with WWF for next month's rematch.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:38 am

Lydia Love wrote:Oh, fine.

Be that way.

*passes out under a table*

Fishy sneaks in with playa pillows and space blanket, making Lydia a cozy nest.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:38 am

BHA, fuckin fantastic shirt!

I will adorn my Go Liver Go!!! shirt later. Can't wear it at work. Well, I could but they'd be all 'ah, heather graham was right'. fucking starfuckers. Probably less offensive to them than my WWJD shirt (what would jenna drink).

GE, another can! Throw it harder this time. You didn't draw any blood with the first.

on a side note. Ever see a guy with a cut on his forehead from the rim of a beer can? It's the god damned funniest thing. You know right away from looking at it what it is from.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:39 am

samtzu wrote:It's amazing the fun you can have with chicken carcasses... I'm gonna save these things and do a puppet show based on Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations I'm thinking of putting Malthus in the subplot....

Brillient. The pin making scene should bring down the house!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:40 am

Beer...yes...good idea Joel.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:41 am

samtzu wrote:I myself am thinking of doing Lord Julius

Or Orange Julius?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:42 am

on a side note. Ever see a guy with a cut on his forehead from the rim of a beer can? It's the god damned funniest thing. You know right away from looking at it what it is from.

A friend of mine cut his nose on a beer bottle cap. I can't remember how it happened, but he had a perfect cut right on the tip of his nose with the scalloped edges. He got us to take a picture so he'd remember what not to do.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:44 am

Sandwichman wrote:So does anyone have any vinyl clothing for me for tomorrow night.

I could smash a bunch of old records and sew them onto a thrift store shirt.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:46 am

stuart wrote: I will adorn my Go Liver Go!!! shirt later. Can't wear it at work. Well, I could but they'd be all 'ah, heather graham was right'. fucking starfuckers. Probably less offensive to them than my WWJD shirt (what would jenna drink).

Hey I have one of those too! when I can peel it off the MrFishist's torso.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:50 am

Beer.
Tasty beer.
Hoppy, tasty beer.
Hoppy, naughty, tasty beer.
Strong and bitter,
Like my men.

ok, I'll be over here shutting up now.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:51 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:So does anyone have any vinyl clothing for me for tomorrow night.
I could smash a bunch of old records and sew them onto a thrift store shirt.

Anything but that!

(I am a record junkie)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:52 am

robbidobbs wrote:Beer.
Tasty beer.
Hoppy, tasty beer.
Hoppy, naughty, tasty beer.
Strong and bitter,
Like my men.

ok, I'll be over here shutting up now.

robbidobbs, can i interest you with a seat over here in the non-tobacco smoking area?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:55 am

*Sensei flies in the door wearing yukata with pointy hat and jumps into robbidobbs lap; inhaling deeply, our hero then proceeds to french kiss robbi for 3 minutes *

Well, my work here is done... Thanks, babe.

Gotta run! I'll be back.

* Sensei flies out the door *

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:58 am

mornin' kiddos!

huh. sensei....helllooooo??

i'll join, ya, joel...stayed up too late...can't think...

nice shirt, bucket!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:58 am

BLINK BLINK

...sure joel... love to...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:03 pm

holy crap...
judas priest, that was fun...
fuck

Sensei just does it for me.

<sigh>

wow

<turning to Joel>
Thanks, Joel.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:08 pm

robbidobbs wrote:holy crap...
judas priest, that was fun...
fuck

Sensei just does it for me.

<sigh>

wow

<turning to Joel>
Thanks, Joel.

joel saunters over the jukebox and loads some money for tunage.

Wildwood Weed
Jim Stafford

The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm,
And we never knowed what it was called.
Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed,
I never gave it much thought ......
One day I was out there talking to my brother,
Reached down for a weed to chew on,
Things got fuzzy and things got blurry,
And then everything was gone!
Didn't know what happened,
But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap.

I come to and my brother was there,
And he said, What's wrong with your eyes?
I said, I don't know, I was chewing on a weed.
He said, Let me give it a try.
We spent the rest of that day and most of that night,
Trying to find my brother, Bill.
Caught up with him, 'bout six o'clock the next morning,
Naked, swinging on the wind mill!
He said he flew up there.
I had to fly up there and bring him down,
He was about half crazy .....

The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds,
And put 'em in the sun to dry.
Then we mashed 'em up and chopped 'em up,
And put 'em in the corncob pipe.
Smokin' that wildwood flower got to be a habit,
We didn't see no harm.
We thought it was kind of handy,
Take a trip and never leave the farm!

All good things gotta come to an end,
And it's the same with the wildwood weed.
One day this feller from Washington came by,
And he spied it and turned white as a sheet.
Then they dug and they burned,
And they burned and they dug,
And they killed all our cute little weeds.
Then they drove away,
We just smiled and waved ..........
Sittin' there on that sack of seeds!

Y'all come back now, hear?

smokie smokie...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:10 pm

And this is sung to the tune of what?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:11 pm

oop, I better slow down on the intoxicants.

<lays head on couch arm>

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:17 pm

another tune for the non-tobacco smoking section.... it is 420 somewhere.

Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?

To the one on the flam
Boy your temper just toss that ham
In the fryin' pan
Like spam
Feel done when I come in slam
Damn
I feel like the son of sam
Don't make me wreck shit hectic
Next to the chair got me goin' like General Electric
EEEN!
The lights are blinking
I'm thinking
It's all over when I go out drinking
Oh, makin' my mind slow,
That's why I don't fuck wit da big four-o
Bro', I got ta maintain
`Cause a nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Do my shit undercover
Now it's time for the blubba
Blabba
To watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet
Don't try it
I'll jack your ass like a looter in a riot
My shit's fat like a sumo slammin' that ass
Leavin' your face in the grass
You know
I don't take a dulo
Lightly
Punks just jealous `cause they can't outwrite me
So kick that style: wicked, wild
Happy face nigga never seen me smile
Rip that mainframe
I'll explain
A nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Going insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the brain
In the brain
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain
In the brain
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain
In the brain
Insane
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain

Like Louie Armstrong
Played the trumpet
I'll hit dat bong and break ya off something soon
I got to get my props
Cops
Come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Head underground
To the next town
They get mad
When they come to raid my pad
And I'm out in the nine deuce Cad'
Yes I'm the pirate pilot
Of this ship if I get
Wit' the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen
Look, but don't make your eyes strain
A nigga like me is goin' insane

Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the membrane
Plenty insane
Got no brain!
Insane in the membrane
Insane in the brain!

Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco
Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco

Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco
Insane in the brain
It's because I'm loco

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:20 pm

Hey I have one of those too!

how the hell did he get one? I fucking made those. I must have met him or some such blah blah blah. I probably gave out about 10 of them.