The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:34 pm

stuart wrote:
Hey I have one of those too!
how the hell did he get one? I fucking made those. I must have met him or some such blah blah blah. I probably gave out about 10 of them.

Sorry, Stu--you were plagerized

And someone's making money off your idea.

But lets have a round:
An "Alamo Basement"

2 parts peach schnapps

1 part Ballerina vodka (or any vodka that comes in a 1/2 gallon plastic easy-pour safety bottle)

A crushed Vicodin*, and a splash of soda.

It's served through a funnel and accompanied by chanting.

http://www.bettybowers.com/mix.html

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:36 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:So does anyone have any vinyl clothing for me for tomorrow night.
I could smash a bunch of old records and sew them onto a thrift store shirt.
Anything but that!

(I am a record junkie)

Are you sure. Some of my records should be smashed.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:39 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I could smash a bunch of old records and sew them onto a thrift store shirt.
Anything but that!

(I am a record junkie)
Are you sure. Some of my records should be smashed.

We can just keep them around for that old vinyl smell. The sound of breaking vinyl about bring me to tears.

Jason

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:40 pm

oops, cross traffic.

I bought the WWJD shirt but made the go liver go shirts.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:41 pm

one for the non-tobacco smoking section, please (your playing my tunes, J)

and would somebody please educate me on how to whisper around here, as I can't seem to figure that shit out.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:42 pm

gigglesnort wrote:one for the non-tobacco smoking section, please (your playing my tunes, J)

and would somebody please educate me on how to whisper around here, as I can't seem to figure that shit out.

tiny little fonts... of course, that could also mean your genitalia is speaking (aka woodrow)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:43 pm

gigglesnort wrote:one for the non-tobacco smoking section, please (your playing my tunes, J)

and would somebody please educate me on how to whisper around here, as I can't seem to figure that shit out.

Font size pull down menu go for "small" as tiny is for bugs. you'll get two of the [text in side boxes boxes] put your text between them. Go to town

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:45 pm

well, usually i think it's me arse I'm talkin out of, but from whichever point it is originating, my brain can't make the font size thingy up there (insert up arrow here) work. I select an alternate font size from the drop-down box, but it gleefully refuses to let me be all hush-hush about it every time.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:47 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:one for the non-tobacco smoking section, please (your playing my tunes, J)

and would somebody please educate me on how to whisper around here, as I can't seem to figure that shit out.
Font size pull down menu go for "small" as tiny is for bugs. you'll get two of the [text in side boxes boxes] put your text between them. Go to town

hey, thanks fishy! now I can say anything and no one will ever hear me!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:48 pm

*tall dark stranger saunters in... heads for the couch and lays down... ON ROBBI!... big oops.... the stranger realizes his mistake... appologizes.... bends down and gives Robbi a kiss.... a long, lingering kiss.... saunters (or is he mozying?) to the bar and reaches behind for a single malt "Thirsty work today..." he says. He winks at all the ladies, some of the men, and the stuffed deer and moose heads above the bar. Heads for the door... misses the door, slams into the wall, falls over, and crawls out the door.... silence ensues in the shadowy darkness he leaves behind...*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:50 pm

maybe that was a bit too quiet (preview! then submit, dammit!)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:52 pm

gigglesnort wrote:hey, thanks fishy! now I can say anything and no one will ever hear me!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!

wrongo!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:55 pm

Hey, don't freak out or anything, but there's someone wandering around outside that calls themselves 'LadyBeeSF'...
Maybe we should pick up the place a little. Joel, could you put your pants back on? I will if you will. Guin, let's get that top button buttoned. You too, Fishist. Tish... Ok, the bare midriff is fine. Robbi, you look great. Stu, the thong! I can see the thong! The rest of you, try to look presentable. Someone hide the fucking hookah!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:55 pm

samtzu wrote:*tall dark stranger saunters in... heads for the couch and lays down... ON ROBBI!... big oops.... the stranger realizes his mistake... appologizes.... bends down and gives Robbi a kiss.... a long, lingering kiss.... saunters (or is he mozying?) to the bar and reaches behind for a single malt "Thirsty work today..." he says. He winks at all the ladies, some of the men, and the stuffed deer and moose heads above the bar. Heads for the door... misses the door, slams into the wall, falls over, and crawls out the door.... silence ensues in the shadowy darkness he leaves behind...*

may i have another beer?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:56 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:hey, thanks fishy! now I can say anything and no one will ever hear me!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!

wrongo!

:oops:(ahem) allright, nothin to see here, everyone out of my head, out dammit, GO! I'm s'posed to be working.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:56 pm

Oof!

Oh my...nice.

Good to see you too, Samtzu.

There's a growing pattern with these whirl-wind love making sessions.

I'm not complaining, mind you. I encourage personal growth.

<contented sigh>

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:57 pm

Wow a special guest like that. Let me be the first to buy a round for Ladybee.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 12:59 pm

My baby's name is Claire Bee (in real life!) Nice name.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:03 pm

urf. i need a strong chai and some of stuey's novice medicine...

some o that lovin' flyin' around would be nice, too.

hey - howdja know my middriff was bare today??

in light of the art thread up yonder, ladybee probly wants somethin' pretty strong... any suggestions dj?

giggles - i'll go back to work if you will...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:04 pm

oh sure, Rian talks about her thong and it's all ga ga ga. Me and my thong have to go to the fashion gulag.

you're all a bunch tail chasing sexists!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:06 pm

there is no day after cure my dear other than sublingual b-12 and water water water. My magic goodies get taken during the debauchery.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:11 pm

dang.

*drops head on bar and ponders the sandpaper grade of her eyelids*

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:12 pm

stuart wrote:there is no day after cure my dear other than sublingual b-12 and water water water. My magic goodies get taken during the debauchery.

That's the dirtiest thing I've ever read.
Maybe it's just the mood I'm in... Ya' know Stu, in this light you look kinda... Hold still a minute, will ya?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:16 pm

has anyone seen my trousers?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:18 pm

Okay, ya'll... I'm needing a drink that eases disappointment, and then I'm going home...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:18 pm

Wow Stuart, you just increased in sexy-points.

Might be the lighting though.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Okay, the bar is mine for the next while. Time to put my mark on it. But NO kareoke machine. What can I do?

What can I do?

did somebody say karaoke!

oh yeah! give me that mike, no, really, check this out...mph, mumble...grapple...thud!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:27 pm

nothing eases disspapointment like a chilled muscat

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:28 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Okay, ya'll... I'm needing a drink that eases disappointment, and then I'm going home...

Miss Guinivere! To what disappointment art thou referring? Please allow Sensei to get you a large Long Island and let us retire to the non-tobacco section... No, wait. LadyBee's around. Ok, let's get a booth...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:33 pm

Did someone say LARGE LONG ISLAND?!?!

well here I am; large and in charge!

Freakin' head hurts a bit from that beeeah can, tho