Eplaya Camp 2005

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:
blyslv wrote: Great list.

Who is going to be the clean-up Dom/me?
I've volunteered for that... It's what I do all day long at work: clean up messes.
Let me guess: EPA Superfund Division.

Nope: Corporate Idiots; Elimination Division. Keeps me up on my Ninja skills... now, where was that garrotte?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:34 pm

yech. i hate barter bars. i understand why people do them, but i hate them.
however, i wouldn't mind, let's say, an initiation process of some sort... on the way to the bar...

if we do the 'get a clue' bowl, i'd like to find some way to make them less likely to become moop. laminate and buy clips in bulk? have people put them back after? i don't know. will think more on this. but it seems like, although it's a fabulous idea, it's rather moop-able.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:39 pm

Ass-lick bars are good. You lick my ass, you get a drink.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:42 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Ass-lick bars are good. You lick my ass, you get a drink.

Woodrow has another idea... involving licking... and other things... of course
...OF COURSE!! WHOOO HOOO!!!!.....tbb 46023398

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:44 pm

The "Get a Clue" initiation could work. This could just be a circle of couches with a table to put yer feet up onto. We hang out there smothering the poor slob who happend to wander in with old-timers yammerings, newbie interogation, and necking displays.

Can't forget the necking part.

At the end, the participant, if he/she can still walk upright, gets a necklace, laminate, or if they are interested in potties, a scarf. I'm recruiting for shwag-makers right now. PM for details.

I'll volunteer for kitchen duties as needed. I'm a dandy barback too.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:46 pm

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Ass-lick bars are good. You lick my ass, you get a drink.
Woodrow has another idea... involving licking... and other things... of course
...OF COURSE!! WHOOO HOOO!!!!.....tbb 46023398

As I said earlier, sometimes it's <u>not</u> a cigar.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:51 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:yech. i hate barter bars. i understand why people do them, but i hate them.
however, i wouldn't mind, let's say, an initiation process of some sort... on the way to the bar...

if we do the 'get a clue' bowl, i'd like to find some way to make them less likely to become moop. laminate and buy clips in bulk? have people put them back after? i don't know. will think more on this. but it seems like, although it's a fabulous idea, it's rather moop-able.

OOOH! A clue! Thanks honey! smoooOOOOCH! [carefully folds clue paper into a small square, pops into mouth, chews and swallows]

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:53 pm

Ass lick bar? lol~! Can we have a couple of to choose between, please?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:53 pm

robbidobbs wrote:The "Get a Clue" initiation could work. This could just be a circle of couches with a table to put yer feet up onto. We hang out there smothering the poor slob who happend to wander in with old-timers yammerings, newbie interogation, and necking displays.

Can't forget the necking part.

At the end, the participant, if he/she can still walk upright, gets a necklace, laminate, or if they are interested in potties, a scarf. I'm recruiting for shwag-makers right now. PM for details.

I'll volunteer for kitchen duties as needed. I'm a dandy barback too.

Hey, a mixing bowl is a mixing bowl is a mixing bowl (nice to meetcha, by the way, I'm giggles....)

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:53 pm

***alternates***

swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:02 pm

on the topic of a "clue bowl" - I've been thinking about making a "mission" bowl on similar lines - seems like road trips where I've had a silly little project like "rate as many donut shops as possible between LA and portland for their cinnamon rolls and apple fritters" just are more memorable. Maybe I'm just a freak. But you could give people a container of missions to choose (blindfolded) from, like "kiss everyone named george you can find*" or "see how many camps you can stand on your head in" or whatever random stuff I can think of. If you pick a mission, you commit to getting it done. Post a notebook for people to record their missions and results. Missions shouldn't involve sex, illegal drugs, or violence.

*unfortunately my real name is quite distinctive - if I said "kiss everyone named Brock" it would be a little too obvious and pathetic

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:02 pm

blyslv wrote:
tonytohono wrote:[Tisha, you'd think if we had enough people committed to this, as a representative of this site we might be able to get a decent location, even if it isn't right on the esplanade, maybe up a couple of slots in a side street. Who knows?
Isn't the party where you make it? Camp out on the outer ring and make it worth the trek!

I vote for inner ring. I do too much traveling to back and forth otherwise.

Just my 2 sense...

And about a whipping post... shit , is that all you got? Those things are on every corner... there has to be something at least exponentially more creative... I have faith... keep thinking.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:04 pm

after another several months of this, we should all know exactly what will amuse rob.
the people have to 'amuse rob' in absentia before they can get near the inner sanctum of the bar. not that it's a requirement for drinking - it's a matter of admittance, of worthiness. it's a fine line, but i think it's ok...

also, camp mates should be required to give and receive at least one hickey per day, in keeping with the necking codes. We'll write it up in the E.M.C.: the eplaya municipal code. which should be posted boldly.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:06 pm

regynalonglank wrote:ooh, and i vinyl corset too...now we're talkin' mama!
...

(:

I like anything you do cutie.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:09 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:after another several months of this, we should all know exactly what will amuse rob.

Rob... this guy needs to be there. I'll be hounding him every chance I get. I might even be able to come up with a cuban cigar if he shows up.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:09 pm

***That was a joke***

They're illegal, Joke Techno !!!

Haha

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:14 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:also, camp mates should be required to give and receive at least one hickey per day, in keeping with the necking codes. We'll write it up in the E.M.C.: the eplaya municipal code. which should be posted boldly.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:17 pm

I cast my vote for Outer Ring. It's quieter. I can get some fucking sleep.

Or sleep after fu...

nevermind.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:26 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:yech. i hate barter bars. i understand why people do them, but i hate them.
however, i wouldn't mind, let's say, an initiation process of some sort... on the way to the bar...

.

Why? I understand it's a common reaction. But I found that by asking people to do something, it got people involved in a different way. I ran the Gender Blender Bar. To get a drink, you had to "do something" with gender. Some people got it right away, others it took a while. We had a costume tent and Big Wall Bondage Barbie with a change to vote on whether she was consigned to the E-Z Bake. She lived to climb another day. The change in body language, posture and tone among the guys who came out of the costume tent in something "special" was very enchanting and funny. So that was a barter, all we wanted was some energy or effort and the booze flowed freely. It was open about 3 nights and we drank about $700 worth of booze. Big fun!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:28 pm

swampdog wrote: Missions shouldn't involve sex, illegal drugs, or violence.

Why not? Sometimes those are the best kind.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:39 pm

Ass-lick bars

I thought those were called salad bars

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:43 pm

stuart wrote:
Ass-lick bars
I thought those were called salad bars

works for me.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:48 pm

Speaking of which. . .
I'm working on a very dissapointing salad myself. This is San Francisco, Specialty Bakery and Coffee Shop, mixed greens doesn't mean Iceberg and Romaine.

And I paid $3 and didn't want to spend my lunch hour pulling olives off my food.

BLEEEEECH!!!!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:51 pm

samtzu wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote: I've volunteered for that... It's what I do all day long at work: clean up messes.
Let me guess: EPA Superfund Division.
Nope: Corporate Idiots; Elimination Division. Keeps me up on my Ninja skills... now, where was that garrotte?

Oh so work for you is one giant game of "Pin the diaper on the management monkey." Well, I hope that Joel has recovered from his urges towards DVD by August, so you don't--for the honor of the camp--have to spend your vacation wrestling him into Depends.

Or maybe I don't wish that. Could we make that interactive?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:51 pm

yech. i hate barter bars. i understand why people do them, but i hate them.
however, i wouldn't mind, let's say, an initiation process of some sort... on the way to the bar...

Yes and yes! Also yes on the clue bowl.

Also yes on bringing Cuban cigars as I want to go there this spring if that other thing falls through. Will buy lots and sneak them in. Will get rum too and whatever else they have.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:53 pm

robbidobbs wrote: At the end, the participant, if he/she can still walk upright, gets a necklace, laminate, or if they are interested in potties, a scarf. I'm recruiting for shwag-makers right now. PM for details.

What kind of swag? I tend to like to do my own projects, but. . .

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:56 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
robbidobbs wrote:The "Get a Clue" initiation could work. This could just be a circle of couches with a table to put yer feet up onto. We hang out there smothering the poor slob who happend to wander in with old-timers yammerings, newbie interogation, and necking displays.

Can't forget the necking part.

At the end, the participant, if he/she can still walk upright, gets a necklace, laminate, or if they are interested in potties, a scarf. I'm recruiting for shwag-makers right now. PM for details.

I'll volunteer for kitchen duties as needed. I'm a dandy barback too.
Hey, a mixing bowl is a mixing bowl is a mixing bowl (nice to meetcha, by the way, I'm giggles....)

[banging head against the wall] stop *bang* talking *bang* out *bang* of *bang* your *bang* ass giggles!

with much humility, may I please ask for your permission to address you?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:57 pm

Our camp is going to have the hetro jiffy lube too, right?

I just remembered someone mentioning that awhile back.

=)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I hope that Joel has recovered from his urges towards DVD by August, so you don't--for the honor of the camp--have to spend your vacation wrestling him into Depends.

Or maybe I don't wish that. Could we make that interactive?

The dood (DVD-speak) is going to feel like Noah, without an ark.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:00 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I hope that Joel has recovered from his urges towards DVD by August, so you don't--for the honor of the camp--have to spend your vacation wrestling him into Depends.

Or maybe I don't wish that. Could we make that interactive?
The dood (DVD-speak) is going to feel like Noah, without an ark.

Well just remember to do arrange to have the flood in a grey water area!

(That's some pretty good finger-shaking by a fin!)

Eplaya Camp 2005

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