Eplaya Camp 2005

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:23 pm

Only cuz' I was majorly bummed by a flat a couple years back do I keep thinking of an Eplaya bicycle repair! Of couse with Murphy at work you'r be waaaaay across the playa when the misfortune occurs...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:27 pm

I've got murphy in my back pocket.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:41 pm

calicowboy925 wrote:Only cuz' I was majorly bummed by a flat a couple years back do I keep thinking of an Eplaya bicycle repair! Of couse with Murphy at work you'r be waaaaay across the playa when the misfortune occurs...

Johnny and the Playa Cruisers
theyve been doing it for years.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:12 pm

The e-playa bar crawl. Where a bunch of us go to other bars with e-playa presences (Spikes, Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro, etc.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:14 pm

And of course there's the "Let's drive Badger Batty" night where in at 3:30 am members from the camp who earlier spread across the city, all start acting up in unison in order to create problems for Rangers in general, and Badger in particular.

To be followed by Iso slits the fishy's throat, at dawn.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:25 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I hope that Joel has recovered from his urges towards DVD by August, so you don't--for the honor of the camp--have to spend your vacation wrestling him into Depends.

Or maybe I don't wish that. Could we make that interactive?
The dood (DVD-speak) is going to feel like Noah, without an ark.

We may need an area where we can hold a pee fest.
Yeah I'm gonna pee back.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:46 pm

DVD Burner wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I hope that Joel has recovered from his urges towards DVD by August, so you don't--for the honor of the camp--have to spend your vacation wrestling him into Depends.

Or maybe I don't wish that. Could we make that interactive?
The dood (DVD-speak) is going to feel like Noah, without an ark.
We may need an area where we can hold a pee fest.
Yeah I'm gonna pee back.

If we start advertising this as TOA is could get real messy.

ghost_train09 · Post by **ghost_train09** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:49 pm

testing

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:51 pm

ghost_train09 wrote:testing

This is a test. this is only a test. If this had been a real post, content would have appeared on the page.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:55 pm

no pee fest unless it is really windy and you are peeing up wind.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:31 pm

DVD Burner wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well, I hope that Joel has recovered from his urges towards DVD by August, so you don't--for the honor of the camp--have to spend your vacation wrestling him into Depends.

Or maybe I don't wish that. Could we make that interactive?
The dood (DVD-speak) is going to feel like Noah, without an ark.
We may need an area where we can hold a pee fest.
Yeah I'm gonna pee back.

i got dibs on your legs, both arms, beack uppe and lowe torso, neck, yet as a gentleman, i will refrain from washing your face in a golden manner.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:35 pm

are we going to have to have our camp divided... the DVD side, and the Joel side, or are you two going to be able to behave yourselves?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:38 pm

tonytohono wrote:are we going to have to have our camp divided... the DVD side, and the Joel side, or are you two going to be able to behave yourselves?

i imagine the DVD side or more specifically anywhere within 2 feet of DVD's presence to be the one moisture ridden.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:33 pm

I think it would be great if we could just keep Joel and DVD in harnesses bungeed to the ceiling when thing got slow we could swing them together then pull them back to their corner before they do any real damage. If we have trouble with any Yahoos we have them stand in the middle before we
RELEASE the E-PLAYANs.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:36 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I think it would be great if we could just keep Joel and DVD in harnesses bungeed to the ceiling when thing got slow we could swing them together then pull them back to their corner before they do any real damage. If we have trouble with any Yahoos we have them stand in the middle before we
RELEASE the E-PLAYANs.

Of course it would be even scarier with any two of the For Women of the Apocalypse.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:48 pm

Zulegoona wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:I think it would be great if we could just keep Joel and DVD in harnesses bungeed to the ceiling when thing got slow we could swing them together then pull them back to their corner before they do any real damage. If we have trouble with any Yahoos we have them stand in the middle before we
RELEASE the E-PLAYANs.
Of course it would be even scarier with any two of the For Women of the Apocalypse.

Don't go there!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:53 pm

BTW... Lord Julius... My hero!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:58 pm

samtzu wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:I think it would be great if we could just keep Joel and DVD in harnesses bungeed to the ceiling when thing got slow we could swing them together then pull them back to their corner before they do any real damage. If we have trouble with any Yahoos we have them stand in the middle before we
RELEASE the E-PLAYANs.
Of course it would be even scarier with any two of the For Women of the Apocalypse.
Don't go there!

later in the week we wouldn't have to do it anymore because the evaporation ponds outside filled with blood and urine would likely frighten most yahoos off,......... or it would attract the worst of the worse,....... your right don't go there!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:20 pm

samtzu wrote:BTW... Lord Julius... My hero!

Reminds me of Groucho

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:56 pm

Okay, that's it. I declare myself the official warm and cozy cuppa chamomille tea lady of the camp.....in some small capacity, i'm sure.....details to follow.....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:58 pm

I bring you there on the Carolina to Gerlach express

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:06 pm

would that be for Burning Man 2008, the south other than that cowgirl of yours don't get you for years,.....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:16 pm

on angel's wings then!

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:40 am

gigglesnort wrote:on angel's wings then!

There has to be a way to get the giggly snorting one there. BM is no virtual affair. Come on now.

I was thinking, maybe a couple of lecturns placed facing each other about 6 feet apart. Maybe a couple of ankle chains for each. Then they could just stand there and shout at each other until they got so hoarse that there was not chance of further words... only then would we let them go!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:38 am

tonytohono wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:on angel's wings then!
There has to be a way to get the giggly snorting one there. BM is no virtual affair. Come on now.

I was thinking, maybe a couple of lecturns placed facing each other about 6 feet apart. Maybe a couple of ankle chains for each. Then they could just stand there and shout at each other until they got so hoarse that there was not chance of further words... only then would we let them go!

There we go... the Flaming Forum... where two of our finest could stand and hurl insults at each other, while the patrons throw scraps of food, fecal material, and dead bovines at them... about the same as what we have on the Eplaya...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:47 am

I have to hand it to you guys, you have enthusiasm. That is a good ingrediant for forming your own camp. If I may interject again, you should strongly consider getting mapped, otherwise you will be all-but-impossible to find. People "forget" where you were to be camped (I swear she said 9:30 and Uranus when most everyone else thought it was 3:30 and Uranus--this actually happened last year), if you use the idea of Cryptofisists eplaya bar crawl (brilliant!) you have at least a vague idea where the bars are, etc. Remember this: Forming a themecamp and getting all of these diverse personalities on the same page is, like I said before, akin to herding cats. I am looking forward to seeing how this grand venture of yours works out. Sounds like fun in any case.

Doc

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:47 am

samtzu wrote:
tonytohono wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:on angel's wings then!
There has to be a way to get the giggly snorting one there. BM is no virtual affair. Come on now.

I was thinking, maybe a couple of lecturns placed facing each other about 6 feet apart. Maybe a couple of ankle chains for each. Then they could just stand there and shout at each other until they got so hoarse that there was not chance of further words... only then would we let them go!
There we go... the Flaming Forum... where two of our finest could stand and hurl insults at each other, while the patrons throw scraps of food, fecal material, and dead bovines at them... about the same as what we have on the Eplaya...

this is a worry sam...I'd like to set up my massage table in camp...that would calm the angry beasts.......

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:52 am

cowboyangel wrote:
samtzu wrote:
tonytohono wrote: There has to be a way to get the giggly snorting one there. BM is no virtual affair. Come on now.

I was thinking, maybe a couple of lecturns placed facing each other about 6 feet apart. Maybe a couple of ankle chains for each. Then they could just stand there and shout at each other until they got so hoarse that there was not chance of further words... only then would we let them go!
There we go... the Flaming Forum... where two of our finest could stand and hurl insults at each other, while the patrons throw scraps of food, fecal material, and dead bovines at them... about the same as what we have on the Eplaya...
this is a worry sam...I'd like to set up my massage table in camp...that would calm the angry beasts.......

Now there's a hoot... CBA massaging Joel, or DVD... wait a minute... who would get to go first? Ut oh, fights back on again.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:54 am

cowboyangel wrote:
samtzu wrote:
tonytohono wrote: There has to be a way to get the giggly snorting one there. BM is no virtual affair. Come on now.

I was thinking, maybe a couple of lecturns placed facing each other about 6 feet apart. Maybe a couple of ankle chains for each. Then they could just stand there and shout at each other until they got so hoarse that there was not chance of further words... only then would we let them go!
There we go... the Flaming Forum... where two of our finest could stand and hurl insults at each other, while the patrons throw scraps of food, fecal material, and dead bovines at them... about the same as what we have on the Eplaya...
this is a worry sam...I'd like to set up my massage table in camp...that would calm the angry beasts.......

I can offer the very most basic guidance in taiji breathing adn meditation exercises (I'm a newbie all across the board); that always settles my shit down (after it's been worked up real good).

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:57 am

Joel in PEE gear. One hell of a model would'nt you say.

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