The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:05 pm

Okay all.. I'm going to go ponder ebay for a little while, become utterly confused, and see what I get...

I'll see you all later...

Sensei: We're on for Monday, RIIIGHT??? I'll expect you at my house no later than 9...

Stuart: yer a gem. Once I get things figgered out, I may have to have some very long, late nights with you... talking about computers..--yeah, yeah, that's it... computers...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:06 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:may i have a single malt scotch to clear my throat for a little Sinatra?

My Way
No do it as Nina Hagen.
even better, do it as an Uta Hagen...

That's a tough "act" to follow...

I'm here all week, folks!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:07 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:No do it as Nina Hagen.
even better, do it as an Uta Hagen...
That's a tough "act" to follow...

I'm here all week, folks!

*shakes head*

sheesh.. well, at least someone GOT it...

Sam, we'll talk later...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:19 pm

It's a date... I'm off in ten...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:22 pm

Well then, I'm off to google uta hagen.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well then, I'm off to google uta hagen.

... there's a method to that...

... thank you, thank you... how many of you folks out there from Afganistan?....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:24 pm

"I should add," Albee said, "she was a great anti-hypocrite, and a superb cook -- not a bad friend to have."

Quick--recruit for Eplaya Camp.

We can recruit beyond the grave, can't we?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:26 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
"I should add," Albee said, "she was a great anti-hypocrite, and a superb cook -- not a bad friend to have."
Quick--recruit for Eplaya Camp.

We can recruit beyond the grave, can't we?

I can dig it...

... wait, wait,... there's more!... why are you all leaving?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:31 pm

Sam - those are TERRIBLE!

Smooch!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:33 pm

sam... those ARE terrible...

TERRIBLE I say!

wow...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:42 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Well then, I'm off to google uta hagen.

she's dead

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:45 pm

I'd 'google' Lydia in a heartbeat.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:49 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Well then, I'm off to google uta hagen.
she's dead

Yeah, I found that out when I read her obit.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:51 pm

the wife of cowboy used to study with her. Will somebody get this risiculous heel offa my face?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:52 pm

cowboyangel wrote:the wife of cowboy used to study with her. Will somebody get this risiculous heel offa my face?

Is there a non-sequitor of the day thread?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:24 pm

Looks like I'm all alone here and the weekend's coming up.

I should stock the bar with surprises.

Hm. Well, I wasn't successful in keeping the Kareoke out.
Definately not a mechanical bull either.
But we need Ms. Pacman and Tetris.
Well, replace the stale pretzels with healthfood pretzles--no one will be able to tell the difference. And of course, 23 boxes of Snyder's of Hangover Sourdough pretzles. . .
Okay, make up a whole bunch of tequila and fierce melon gatorade and put it in the cooler.

Oh good, the robotic bartender arrived. better set it up.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:27 pm

Oh, and the Post-Apocalyptic finger food, just in case the 4 women get hungry.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:29 pm

hey, BARFLIES!!

buck on over to the 'i have a dream' thread. it's actually getting good... and if any of you have thoughts, i think this discussion could benefit from ya'll speaking up.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:30 pm

Yes, yes, thanks for the delivery, but you can go now. I don't want Stuart trying to outdo you too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:50 pm

Oh dang--they're gonna take down our server.

Dare I leave this here over the weekend. Put legs on it and it's a smashing cocktail table.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:02 pm

So after all my freaking out and such I get home and there is a package on the door. And you know what.......it was my vinyl skirt for the vinyl party tomorrow. The guy sent it on Wednesday from Florida priority mail and it got here today. That is impossible but I am not questioning it. Maybe the mail man wants to see me in it. Who knows but anyway EL FUCKING YAY! So later tonight expect pictures.

Jason

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:06 pm

Sandwichman wrote:So after all my freaking out and such I get home and there is a package on the door. And you know what.......it was my vinyl skirt for the vinyl party tomorrow. The guy sent it on Wednesday from Florida priority mail and it got here today. That is impossible but I am not questioning it. Maybe the mail man wants to see me in it. Who knows but anyway EL FUCKING YAY! So later tonight expect pictures.

Jason

the fucking postal system delivers.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:08 pm

Cool. Can I assume this is a short short skirt?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:16 pm

sputnik wrote:Cool. Can I assume this is a short short skirt?

Actually ankle length. If you go back pages I posted a pic of it today.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:17 pm

But we need Ms. Pacman and Tetris.

AAAAAEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!?? We can do that for the bar camp... where can we get one of those?

for free, of course... We have to watch that fucking budget like a fucking hawk... although why a hawk would be watching something while he or she is fucking is beyond me...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:18 pm

samtzu wrote:
But we need Ms. Pacman and Tetris.
AAAAAEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!?? We can do that for the bar camp... where can we get one of those?

for free, of course... We have to watch that fucking budget like a fucking hawk... although why a hawk would be watching something while he or she is fucking is beyond me...

You joining me tomorrow night in the debauchery? I know several women who will eat you alive and leave YOU asking for seconds.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:20 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
But we need Ms. Pacman and Tetris.
AAAAAEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!!?? We can do that for the bar camp... where can we get one of those?

for free, of course... We have to watch that fucking budget like a fucking hawk... although why a hawk would be watching something while he or she is fucking is beyond me...
You joining me tomorrow night in the debauchery? I know several women who will eat you alive and leave YOU asking for seconds.

Jason

Uhhhh ... oh, yeah... mmmm.... yesyesyesyes.... I sent you a PM just now....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yes, yes, thanks for the delivery, but you can go now. I don't want Stuart trying to outdo you too.

I tried wispering in her ear... but I kept getting back, "the number you are trying to reach is no longer in service"... I tried the other ear, but I kept hearing the ocean... Yeah, she can go now... give me a Tisha's Bar Babe any fucking day of the year...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:55 pm

To: The Bar Regulars
From: BHA
Re: Suspicious bulge

In reference to the aforementioned image. I would like to draw your attention to the suspicious bulge in the individual's bikini bottom. Informed sources say that this is not a digital artifact or visual trick but that the individual appears to be packing.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:04 pm

She could be a member of the secret PMS club.

Or simply doesn't mow the mound.