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Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:10 am

AntiM wrote:Dude, the Entitlement line begins over there. Way over there.

They've postponed it three days to give the radically entitled more time.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:10 am

STOP EVERYTHING!!!!!

I CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:14 am

Waaaaa, sob, stomping feet. NOT FAIR! "That didn't count. Do overs"

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:16 am

Post by **Eric** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:05 pm

I have no training in the area I'm talking about, and I've never worked a major event, but here are my suggestions to fix what I think is a problem and you should follow them because I thought of them.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:28 pm

That's called the "lone solution_to_some_burningman_problem genius" syndrome.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:21 pm

Jovankat wrote:
AntiM wrote:Dude, the Entitlement line begins over there. Way over there.
They've postponed it three days to give the radically entitled more time.

Not the same dude, but still applicable.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 2:45 pm

boy, there is a whole lotta Fuck Younicorns out there....

what happened to Nom Ass Day?

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:49 pm

AntiM wrote:
Jovankat wrote:
AntiM wrote:Dude, the Entitlement line begins over there. Way over there.
They've postponed it three days to give the radically entitled more time.
Not the same dude, but still applicable.

Yeah I figured but it was too good an opportunity to pass up

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:51 pm

This one arrived by PM, about three hours after the Individual Sale was firmly in the books.

Hey

I was going to come with a lot of tools and just go around helping people out with their chains and stuff but it seems like it would be more efficient to have a stand, so I'd rather just team up with you. I wouldn't have to carry tools around that way. I'm in need of a ticket, by the way, if you hear of one.

I guess when it gets closer to crunch time, let me know if you're still in need of extra hands.

See you there,
...

So I updated my sig line.

Post by **Eric** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:33 pm

This years queue for the "lone genius ticket-selling plan" forms to the right.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:47 pm

arewefun.gif

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:51 pm

Woohoo! Finally, at long last.. the answer we've all been searching for..

Naked WillCall

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Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:04 am

Is that mandatory? or optional?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:05 am

Let the Dutch stick to making wooden shoes.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:37 am

Burner Exercise Program

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:00 am

Let's make the tickets out of chocolate! After it's scanned at the gate, you can eat it to begin your adventure.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:19 am

Then people would finally have a really good reason to be upset if someone got peanut butter on their chocolate.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Burner Exercise Program

Oh, Simon, you're such a loveable mensch.

jneilvindy · Post by **jneilvindy** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:06 am

God speed Eric. I couldn't get an answer to that very same question.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:08 am

Maybe it will be Long Distance Dance Party for some, hmmm?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 8:58 am

Kanye scalped my ticket!

Doctor VonBacon · Post by **Doctor VonBacon** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:16 am

AntiM wrote:Kanye scalped my ticket!

Only because he thought Beyonce really deserved it.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:32 am

"i blame kanye"

it's got legs.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 12:13 pm

la plus ça change, la plus ça meme chose.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 3:28 pm

[media]

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:35 pm

Jesus Murphy! Another turd in our punch bowl.
Just watch it sink kids, nothing to see here we haven't seen oh, a hundred times before.

Oh boo HOO! You bunch of meanies! I'm gonna cry.
Park it, shut it, and watch the grownups work.

Maybe this is burner than thou but I hate the term burgin. It is virgin. Think about how much you didn't know before that fateful event. Also virginity is gone after the Man falls, not because you hit a damn bell. You survived a life changing ordeal.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 5:58 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Also virginity is gone after the Man falls, not because you hit a damn bell. You survived a life changing ordeal.

I could not agree more.

digital · Post by **digital** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:09 pm

Why are burners suddenly "beautiful" when a ticket or VP is needed?

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:11 pm

I'm always beautiful

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