Help Talk Badger Out of Using One of Those Emoticons....

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:14 am

PJ wrote:
princess strych-9 wrote:but i want to be the milkmaid
That's not milk, but OK, the job is yours. I even have a three-legged stool you can use.

snort!

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:28 am

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:46 am

We love you badger!!!
;--)))

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 7:25 am

precipitate wrote:> Really Badger, would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs?
> Would you?

Um. I would. Does that make me a bad person?

Yes.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 8:14 am

precipitate wrote:
> Really Badger, would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs?
> Would you?

Um. I would. Does that make me a bad person?

Yes.

Why? Maybe those slippery frogs feel really good. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it...

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:13 am

I was honestly thinking of it from the frogs point of view. Even the Holy Mother's asshole is probably not the most pleasant place to have to hang around in, waiting to be ejected. What did the poor frogs do to deserve that experience?

PJ · Post by PJ » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:14 am

Ivy wrote:Why? Maybe those slippery frogs feel really good. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it...

I prefer toads. They're covered with those 'pleasure dots.'

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:17 am

I prefer toads. They're covered with those 'pleasure dots.'

You're sick...I like you.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:17 am

I was honestly thinking of it from the frogs point of view. Even the Holy Mother's asshole is probably not the most pleasant place to have to hang around in, waiting to be ejected. What did the poor frogs do to deserve that experience?

Maybe they become saints.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:21 am

Maybe they become saints

I never thought of it that way... I still don't know that it's o.k....I'll have to ponder that for a time.

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:44 am

Those catholics do looooove their martyrs. Can't say I've seen any ancient paintings of that particular story, though . . .

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:47 am

O.K. I have thought about it...Sainthood or not it's still not o.k.

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:51 am

So you're saying what? The frogs should be stuffed back up there?

I'm callin' PETA.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 11:55 am

<snort>

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 3:27 pm

I like toads

oh shiiiiitttt.
We're not talking pipa toads here are we? Cuz if the mother mary is going to shit pipa toads, I don't think there is any way you want that on your head, eh badger?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:26 pm

> Really Badger, would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs?

Ooo... missed that one, Badger...

"She'd have to pull the stick out first!"

Ba-dum-BUMP!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:47 pm

This thread deserves a [bump].

Badger... anyone ever succeed in talking you out of ANYTHING?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:48 pm

I haven't seen a smiley from him yet... maybe he's still undecided.

I'm sure it's the virgin mary argument that's holding him at bay.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:50 pm

I don't know...he is in dangerous territory with that bon-bonicon.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:54 pm

Ya - so it's possible the frogs are all loaded.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:56 pm

Knockin' on heaven's door

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 10:58 pm

Knockin' on heaven's door

<snort>

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Fri Sep 26, 2003 11:08 pm

Bob wrote:> Really Badger, would you want the Virgin Mary to shit live frogs?

Ooo... missed that one, Badger...

"She'd have to pull the stick out first!"

Ba-dum-BUMP!

Just read this thread. This really did catch my attention as there is a burner named Virgin Mary. Wonder what she'd have to say about this thread.

Oh, and

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:51 pm

> Just read this thread. This really did catch my attention as there is a burner named Virgin Mary. Wonder what she'd have to say about this thread.

What do mean by... "burner"?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:30 am

Just read this thread. This really did catch my attention as there is a burner named Virgin Mary.

Just saw her this weekend. Several score of us went to a private beach just north of Santa Cruz and camped for the weekend. Lots of fire, food, installations, music, spinning, more fire. Really a great little gathering. We were in a very isolated area of the land which is reserved for groups. The other side of the camp grounds are set up for regular solo one night/weekend campers. The noise coming from one particular art car, the music and the fire were enough to get a good number of the curious touristas to sneak through the shrubs and gawk at the spectacle from a 'safe' distance. Went to piddle heard someone whispering "A'wve never seen any kinda of car like that? What is it?

Pretty fun time. Met lots of new folks I've only seen in passing.

One of those small 'regional' events we're hearing so much about I guess.

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:58 am

What do mean by... "burner"?

I'm wondering the same thing myself...

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 4:54 pm

Bob wrote:>
What do mean by... "burner"?

I've always thuoght of a "burner" as someone who could shit frogs out of thier ass.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:10 pm

Well, I'm just glad most of us can get along, at least in public.

Really.

Hey, I'm not kidding.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:28 pm

Badger... anyone ever succeed in talking you out of ANYTHING?

Um, two things come to mind. 1) having my advisor in college beg me not to beat a colleague's ass when he used my research to present at a conference which he attributed to himself and 2) my best friend and four of his friends duck taping me up until they could convince a guy to leave town after I found out he'd punched one of my sisters.

There might be a few other instances but I can't think of them just now...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 12:12 am

anyone punches a sister
they have some counseling due

did you know, mr. badger, that i've no idea
whom your sister is, but this is the second time i have
fantacized about her?

this particular fantasy is not *so good*, in that it involves things other than her & me & a huge lima-bean (do people actually EAT lima beans?!), but i mean well by her, & have only the most honorable intentions.

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