The Bar

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:17 pm

Say has anyone seen Geekster around ? I haven't seen him on much since the election.
Do you suppose he broke his addiction or was he alienated because of something political. Or maybe he has a real life.
I miss him

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:19 pm

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Oh, shee-it, SamTzu.

Man, can we talk about the photographs that are coming out of the Seattle thing? You've got the moves, bruddah.

And those photographs on GE's site, uh, uh, sheeee-it!
Those aren't my moves... those are her moves.... a fact that tears me up just thinking about it! She's in Seattle, I'm in Portland... lots of land and rain in between.... damn...

And there is Sensei... smirking his ass off.... hmmmmm.... that was a good night...

Ah, Sam, her moves, yes. And she can type, too.

But then there is the little matter of the print I have obtained that shows you performing an inner-ear exploration on lydia with your tongue. Or was that a cigar?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:23 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Say has anyone seen Geekster around ? I haven't seen him on much since the election.
Do you suppose he broke his addiction or was he alienated because of something political. Or maybe he has a real life.
I miss him

Me too. You think I may have scared him away?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:23 pm

I keep hearing about these alleged pictures but I haven't been seeing any of them, was there really a Seacom?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:24 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Oh, shee-it, SamTzu.

Man, can we talk about the photographs that are coming out of the Seattle thing? You've got the moves, bruddah.

And those photographs on GE's site, uh, uh, sheeee-it!
Those aren't my moves... those are her moves.... a fact that tears me up just thinking about it! She's in Seattle, I'm in Portland... lots of land and rain in between.... damn...

And there is Sensei... smirking his ass off.... hmmmmm.... that was a good night...
Ah, Sam, her moves, yes. And she can type, too.

But then there is the little matter of the print I have obtained that shows you performing an inner-ear exploration on lydia with your tongue. Or was that a cigar?

Ohhhhhh, that was fun... I didn't know anybody caught that... of course, when I'm doing something, I like to do it well, so I was very focused on what I was doing (that wasn't hard!) The Lovely Lydia lives up to her reputation: She is a Goddess amongst Goddesses... If I could... but I can't... shit.... how about another scotch here to ease the pain in my wounded heart...

BTW, BHA... where are these photos? Can I get access?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:31 pm

samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:[enters with grocery sack filled to the top with little empty baby food jars and another bag of tealights. sets to work lighting a multitude of candles, placing in glass jars, and setting about the room, a hundred twinkly lights all around]

and another honey brown.....
Would you mind bagging those up after we're done with them here and bring them to Tisha's on the Playa next summer... It dawned on me, looking at them, that they would be great out there...

..... but why do I always get the apricot?.... shit...
Scotch please!..........

Okay, here's your story for hte campfire~

After the crash and burn of my third go-aroudn with the schizo daddy of my children, I left him in Boulder and returned to my mother in Arkansaw with whom I lived for two years, during which time i gestated and delivered number three, claire bee, and completed transcription training.

Also during those two years a period of sexual celibacy.

Upon closing that chapter and wishing to begin anew, having moved out of mommy's house, baby now one-plus, I decided it was time to take on a lover.

I am a visually appealing woman, with much under-the-radar attraction, if you will, but with my isolated lifestyle, natural tendency towards shyness, along with the very intense energy which surrounds a thirty-something in-sexual-prime, horny-beyond-all-reason woman, (not having been with another, two years out from my five-year stint with said-schizo) my desire flirted with dirty desperation.

I settled on the hook-up man, a friend's "connection," young twenty-something what-do-you-need man as my coming-back-out party favor. I informed him of the plan.

The big night arrived. I rested, I cleansed, I dressed. I looked ahead with great anticipation. I set to work lighting a hundred tea lights and setting about the room. I opened my expensive bottle of champagne (mmmmm, expensive champagne.....to celebrate the end of celibacy!) and poored a glass. I answered the phone.....

He was at the hospital, having his hand stitched up, whcih had sustained an injury earlier; but don't worry, he assured me, he was fine, was about to wrap it up there, would be by shortly.

Foregoing pouring another glass, I grabbed the bottle, and sat amidst my twinkly lights, alone, untouched.

He finally arrived, and headed straight for the bathroom. I sat with my bottle and my flickering light, celibate still, and listened.....

....to the sound of him puking, sick from the combination of lord-knows-what he took along with the pain medication from the hospital, wounded hand, and alcohol. So, we ended up sitting on the couch watching Jerry Springer, and I laughed and laughed and laughed......

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:37 pm

Giggle... My heart goes out to you... although I can beat you on the celibacy thingy... don't ask, but it is self imposed.

I figure these things work out just exactly the way Fate (God, Shiva, The Goddess, Grandfather) wants them to work out... And I'm hoping that you got the living shit screwed out of you since then...

.... if not.... here's our number... 503....

Shut up!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:40 pm

samtzu wrote:Giggle... My heart goes out to you... although I can beat you on the celibacy thingy... don't ask, but it is self imposed.

I figure these things work out just exactly the way Fate (God, Shiva, The Goddess, Grandfather) wants them to work out... And I'm hoping that you got the living shit screwed out of you since then...

.... if not.... here's our number... 503....

Shut up!

goddess had better plans for me than I had put together, thank her so very much for that. I agree, everything happens just the way it's s'posed to. And yes, thank you very much, I have had the living shit screwed out of me since then, but you know, it's never enough.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:43 pm

Poor Giggles, My heart goes out to you, I'd give you a big hug but I would probably end up fondling and squeezing your butt a little to much,

Oh I did find Reba!'s pics http://reba.bluedream.com/gallery/Seaco ... mp2004.htm

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:43 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote:Giggle... My heart goes out to you... although I can beat you on the celibacy thingy... don't ask, but it is self imposed.

I figure these things work out just exactly the way Fate (God, Shiva, The Goddess, Grandfather) wants them to work out... And I'm hoping that you got the living shit screwed out of you since then...

.... if not.... here's our number... 503....

Shut up!
goddess had better plans for me than I had put together, thank her so very much for that. I agree, everything happens just the way it's s'posed to. And yes, thank you very much, I have had the living shit screwed out of me since then, but you know, it's never enough.....

Amen....

I got a party to attend, y'all... adios!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:46 pm

samtzu wrote:....it is self imposed.....

present tense then?

hey wally :wink: [/b]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:49 pm

samtzu wrote: BTW, BHA... where are these photos? Can I get access?

They're dupes that Sensei snail-mailed me and I intend to scan them and post 'em on a Web page for all to enjoy. Maybe I'll get to it tomorrow.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:49 pm

teehee!! howdy kids!!

i've got a similar story, giggles...after splitting up with my ex and what had been (practically) a celibate last year or so of the relationship, i was looking for a party favor too.

found a 22yo soccer player/student who was leaving the area in two months - who loved older women. and a few other things i blush to mention...heh heh.

when i first approached him after flirting in the bar a few times, i asked him straight out, "how do you feel about flings?" he answered, "i think flings are great! I..." i cut him off and kissed him, to make sure the chemistry was there. it was.

it was a great couple of months.

he later told me that what he had been about to say was, "I think with my dick."

perfect...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:54 pm

Tisha! What are you doin' walking in here right when I am trying to get my sorry ass off the board and go to sleep? Well, love ya anyway.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:54 pm

cheers, mama! would you care for a beer, m'dear?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:58 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote:....it is self imposed.....
present tense then?

hey wally

Yes... present tense... and it is measured in years...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:58 pm

mmm, i'd love another beer, baby! nice to get served once in a while!! whatcha got?

and i walked my ass in here just because you thought you were leavin', BHA! gitcher ass back in here!! no rest for the wicked, baby!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 9:59 pm

samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote:....it is self imposed.....
present tense then?

hey wally
Yes... present tense... and it is measured in years...

Ah-ha! So it is an cigar.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:00 pm

humble Dundee's honey brown, but plenty to go around, Sam, buckethead....

and one for hte lovely barkeep, with pleasure....

did I miss anyone?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:00 pm

I suppose I'm the last of all the Barflies to see the Seacom pictures on Guins site. Gees an I out of the loop or what.

Hi Tisa,..

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:00 pm

I'm gettin a real Jäger right now...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:01 pm

One for za man....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:01 pm

and the angel....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:03 pm

Sam - i thought you were going to a party?? git on then!! go hang out with REAL people!

Hi Zul!

Cowboy!!

fucking addict...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:03 pm

'an' cigar. Ah yah, whateva.

I gotta get some sleep. It's 1 a.m. on the EC and I got baby duty at 6. Fuck, someone get me some hot milk.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:04 pm

Thanks Giggles

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:05 pm

I'll take bucket's place at the bar. How about some mezcal? I feel like hallucinating tonight!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:06 pm

hey hallucination!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:06 pm

buckethead alien wrote:'an' cigar. Ah yah, whateva.

I gotta get some sleep. It's 1 a.m. on the EC and I got baby duty at 6. Fuck, someone get me some hot milk.

Tisha advertises

dispenser of all manner of e-liquid refreshment!*

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:08 pm

*pout*

i understand, bucket. i am w/o children tonight, and wondering what, oh what, i will do with myself...

Sensei!!

ooohhhh.... i want some!!! that'd be a perfect way to spend my night of freedom!