2STRIPCLUB DJS LOOKING 4ACAMP 2 JOIN

[lordtrigon]

That's right folks...we are two mid 30ish stripclub dj/mngrs from Houston Texas looking for a groovy theme camp to join forces with.
we work at a very upscale and well established gentlemen's club and we love to party,work,party work & party while working.

Pretty much the coolest funnest guys you will seriously ever meet!!


My name is TRU and I'm a six year Burner vet from Oakland that has have been living in NYC for the past 6 years and just moved to Texas this year.

check my creds http://www.facebook.com/trun1

I want to take my good friend to get his burner cherry popped this year.. he has never been.

e-mail or facebook me: [email protected]

Thankz
I value your time.....

[Sham]

Welcome to eplaya and I hope you find a groovy camp.

Sham....

[lucky420]

Hola and hello...

[lordtrigon]

we plan on bringing some super hot girls with us and we do make a good living... would much rather crew up with a camp and get the full experience than hide in a luxury RV all week you know

[Dr. Pyro]

Uh, there's something to be said holing up in a fancy RV all week. Just sayin'.

[lordtrigon]

hmmm...you do have a point there pyro. My first burn i slept in a sandhole after my tent blew away and in an act of radical self expression and irresponsibility forgot to pack deodorant /sunscreen and had to borrow the very shirt on my back and beg for food...lol ... i would never seduce a good friend into living that kind of a group traumatic experience.

[mdmf007]

So you guys have been before?

[lordtrigon]

I have been a bunch of times...my friend is a *virgin

[tamarakay]

I have a lot of fun being a vagina

[Savannah]

Welcome! . . . I hope you guys are as good as the Sklar Brothers!

[media]

[lordtrigon]

WOW..this post went downhill quick..lol to answer your question yes we are just as good and maybe even a little better than the morning shenanigan brothers. imagine running a bar and a daycare at the same time while having 20 wives all with PMS ..that's my job ..lol

[some seeing eye]

Mr Lordtrigon, there are 70K tickets in the BM 2015 world and an estimated 2x that demand.

ePlayans gage whom they respond to and encourage by what we would like to see more of at the event, and we discourage what we would like to see less of at the event.

Although we can be highly critical of the BM central world changing aims, we are even more critical of party goers goals.

What are you proposing to contribute?

Frankly what you have said in ePlaya posts is disgusting and sexist. Bringing "hot girls" and DJing is unwanted.

[lordtrigon]

I'm bringing ,food,friends,girls, beer and rum & whisky to the funnest desert kegger in the u.s.a.!!

[Roundabout]

What Some Seeing Eye said. X2!

[Jovankat]

So these hot girls you're bringing, are they actually interested in participating in the event as well or are they just coming along as decorations?

[Lonesomebri]

Anyway we can keep you and your crew in the RV?

[theCryptofishist]

Nail the doors shut and wrap the whole thing with duct tape.

[lordtrigon]

lol .... anyways........ hit me up if you guys know of any crews looking for some more fun ppl to team up with!!
me and my friends are coming to burning man this year to have an awesome good time.

[FIGJAM]

It is indeed an "awesome good time", but it doesn't include most of what you are bringing............except the booze!!!

[lordtrigon]

We all love the festival so don't be afraid....were not gonna hurt it.

Lets not forget the principles our beloved was crafted to reflect my friends

The 10 Principles of Burning Man
http://burningman.org/culture/philosoph ... rinciples/

Principle 01
Radical Inclusion:
"Anyone may be a part of Burning Man. We welcome and respect the stranger. No prerequisites exist for participation in our community"

[Elderberry]

Hey, if you guys and your lady friends are as hot as you say you are, you can come and camp with us. We have one of the hottest, gayest camps on the playa! (We won't hold being straight against you.) We'd need to see pictures.

[Bless]

Yes, pictures please.

My apologies on behalf of the general prudeness represented so far.

[Jovankat]

And you realize self expression is a principle too right?

Seriously though, are the hot chicks coming as actual participants or are they part of your gifts to the community?

[graidawg]

oh yes, because naked women, beer and djs are n such short supply i am surprised you aren't getting overwhelmed with responses saying YES WE NEED YOU IN OUR CAMP

seriously, you want to encourage us by saying you are bringing adolescent girls with pms to the desert when you were unable to even keep you clothes, food and shelter for a week the first time you came - now after 5 years years you don't have a camp you call home? so you want one of us to provide you with the theme camp experience for you, your virgin dj friend (who no doubt expects to have people falling at his feet for him to spin a set) and the aformentioned strippers, who will probably be really pissed offf when they see equally naked women - just as hot and capable of building their own damn camp and the camp of their male campmates. AND they do it in tiny panties and tool belts, while looking hot and not requiring or wanting guys to see them do it.

How about you go back to the principles and look a bit harder at the self reliance one. I suspect you have failed bigtime at that one, which is why you don't already have a bunch of burner friends ready to assist you in providing a venue for your kegger.


oh and dj at a strip club? i bet even other djs look down on you

[graidawg]

oh yes, because naked women, beer and djs are n such short supply i am surprised you aren't getting overwhelmed with responses saying YES WE NEED YOU IN OUR CAMP

seriously, you want to encourage us by saying you are bringing adolescent girls with pms to the desert when you were unable to even keep you clothes, food and shelter for a week the first time you came - now after 5 years years you don't have a camp you call home? so you want one of us to provide you with the theme camp experience for you, your virgin dj friend (who no doubt expects to have people falling at his feet for him to spin a set) and the aformentioned strippers, who will probably be really pissed offf when they see equally naked women - just as hot and capable of building their own damn camp and the camp of their male campmates. AND they do it in tiny panties and tool belts, while looking hot and not requiring or wanting guys to see them do it.

How about you go back to the principles and look a bit harder at the self reliance one. I suspect you have failed bigtime at that one, which is why you don't already have a bunch of burner friends ready to assist you in providing a venue for your kegger.


oh and dj at a strip club? i bet even other djs look down on you

This post is so good it printed twice.

[VultureChow]

Camp Hooker will be offering a safe space to any of your "girls" who wish to get away from you.

[graidawg]

Camp Hooker will be offering a safe space to any of your "girls" who wish to get away from you.

Oh that's cool.

[VultureChow]

Don't worry. I'll add more Purell to the shopping list.

[graidawg]

Can I bring my own strippers?

[lordtrigon]

alright you knuckleheads...keep it up and you just might find yourself's on the wrong end of a very strenuous personal message...THIS MEANS YOU!! MUHAHAHAH!!!