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Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:39 pm

That's not a real invitation. I'm just trolling.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:42 pm

The first syllable of your name tells me all I need to knwo.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:44 am

Lets see,

a new yorker who moves to texas to be a strip club DJ.

You're either a troll or an ass clown or both.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:13 am

Such a good post the internet decided we needed to read it twice!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 15, 2015 12:27 pm

so, i guess the answer is ass clown.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Mar 15, 2015 12:44 pm

Oh for the love of Pete! Shut yer fucking pie hole! I am more interested in a conversation with your fillies than your sexist asshole.
GTFOML!

Joeln · Post by **Joeln** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:04 am

Most crap I've ever seen dumped in my 13 or so months - impressive!

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 1:45 pm

Hell I was married to one with a wilder story than that and it was all true for him. Keeps things from being boring.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:20 pm

Trust funder, pharmaceutical sales person, human trafficker, DEA informant? The possibilities abound! Event needs more of which exactly and why? Radical delusion?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:24 pm

yeah.

not gonna play.

y'all have fun with that.

digital · Post by **digital** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:26 pm

But, so much fun!

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:28 pm

Match. Made. In. Heaven.

Well done TK.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Mar 16, 2015 5:04 pm

PSYCH!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:02 am

If only this were true, we could all sigh with relief and get back to our knitting.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:19 am

Dude,

The bar is so low Shemika Charles would find it challenging

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:16 pm

so i guess it's safe to assume that you are one of the strippers he's bringing with...

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:29 pm

"I'm perfectly happy therefore there is no problem. At all."

ARGH!

That was me being restrained because I have to pack and get on a plane.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 3:30 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:so i guess it's safe to assume that you are one of the strippers he's bringing with...

No they've only just met through this place. It is clearly a match made in heaven though.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:16 pm

So the fiver I respectfully slip into the strippers g-string makes me a feminist?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 6:40 pm

only if you're a chick.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:52 am

I am apparently a horrible person. I read the thread and all I can see is "Help me get him laid." I know that's not the intent, but it's like that damn white and gold dress. I just can't see anything else.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:08 am

Me too

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:32 am

so what you are saying is, in order to get "IT" all you need is some strippers and some finger paint.

i think i just blew my own mind, but i'm not sure i really like it...

Post by **Eric** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:36 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:so what you are saying is, in order to get "IT" all you need is some strippers and some finger paint.

I assure you, that has never worked for me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:48 pm

Eric wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:...........some finger paint.
I assure you, that has never worked for me.

really?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:49 pm

ygmir wrote:
Eric wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:...........some finger paint.
I assure you, that has never worked for me.
really?

It was technically a little too sticky & clear to be paint.

VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:56 pm

Eric wrote: It was technically a little too sticky & clear to be paint.

Doesn't that glow under a black light?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:19 pm

VultureChow wrote:
Eric wrote: It was technically a little too sticky & clear to be paint.
Doesn't that glow under a black light?

Good point. Paint it is!

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 6:54 pm

southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:06 pm

My, my, my, that bit of information gets me excited.

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