The person below me

[MikeGyver]

They're all roughly white, does that count?

TPBM wants to go horseback riding.

[Eric]

I haven't ridden a horse since I worked at a dude ranch in Wyoming in '81. Wouldn't say no, but it's not up there on my list of "need-to's"



tpbm also worked at a dude rance

[gaminwench]

No, but I worked out Quarter horses at the race track ...

TPBM has never ridden a horse.

[southern crone]

I have owned six horses in my life. I loved having them but didn't care much about riding them. I have ridden them.

TPBM prefers and has had exotic pets.

[MFOB]

I got a dog.

TPBM has a VP.

[FIGJAM]

I have 2.

TPBM thinks that a well made onion ring is the panicle of the eating experience!!!

[Joeln]

Yeah onion rings are definitely panic-worthy... at least for anyone within range of my farting.

TBPM has never made a gaseous emission.

[Ratty]

Women can hold a fart but can't keep a secret.
TPBM wants one of Figjams VPs

[Thecatman]

Yes I do and a ticket. I'm registered in STEP.



TPBM has a favorite flavored sunflower seed

[Eric]

That would be pistachio. Except it wouldn't be a sunflower seed, it would be an actual pistachio - if I'm going to deal with something with a shell, it's going to be worth my time.


tpbm wonders why "they" flavor things that already have a perfectly good flavor

[gaminwench]

yes, I do. I like my flavors natural.

TPBM will dance to ABBA, every time.

[Savannah]

I will. One of the best times I ever had on a dance floor was whirling to "Dancing Queen" in a corset and floor length ballgown under a disco ball and flashing lights.

*happy sigh*

The person below me wants to study a specific form of dance, and will tell me what it is!

[tatonka]

yes this one dance

[media]

tpbm has never danced

[southern crone]

I love to dance. I never said I was good at it. I like Indian Powwows but am afraid to join in the open dance. I always feel I will invoke spirits I can't control.

TPBM has answered on this site and forgotten to do a TPBM statement to be answered.

[fernley1]

No, never ever done that.

TPBM favorite dance is the safety dance.

[Thecatman]

Had to look up what the safety dance was. Even though it was around when I was in my 20s, I never heard of it, so,
I'm thinking more of the Hokey-Pokey?


TPBM has a favorite comic strip

[southern crone]

I don't read the comic strips but I do like political cartoons.

TPBM knows how to cook a perfect roasted marshmallow, golden brown and completely melted inside.

[MFOB]

Damn Right I do, a bit of patience is what one needs. But I much prefer to "roast" a perfectly melted Starburst until it is gooey, then dunk it in water to solidify it and form a crystalized covering of warm gooeyness.

TPBM has a fire pit in the backyard and is going to try to roast Starbursts soon. You Should, Its Fn Gud Stuff.

[Elorrum]

No fire pit in backyard. My last episode of roasted molten sugary item (peep) resulted in a completely blister covered finger tip. Don't try to catch the dripping moltenness to keep it from hitting the floor. That's not to say I'll never try it again, but must be mindful.

tpbm might try the nutella spread oreo marshmallow s'more version one day.

[Eric]

That does not sound good to me. I'm "meh" on nutella and can only eat the rare vegetarian marshmallow*. S'more or l'ess something I don't eat...




tbpm isn't fond of another highly popular food item



*oreo's are actually vegetarian, believe it or not

[BeeWeeDee]

Yep. Never could stand to eat Twinkies

TPBM IS fond of an UN-popular food

[Thecatman]

Well I am fond deep fried Twinkies. Haven't had one in about four years so it's very rare that I'll have one, but I am very fond of them

TPBM, before grilling/BBQing












rubs their meat

[Eric]

Lets see. Live in an apartment bldg in a big city with no balcony, so no bbqing. Don't eat meat, so even if I could bbq, it wouldn't be involved. So no.




tbpm - did I ruin catman's joke enough, or is there space for more?

[ranger magnum]

There is always more room for meat jokes....

Room will tell us a meat joke

[southern crone]

At a costume party a naked man starts running around while holding a potato in his hand, yelling at people and ordering them around. Finally a guy asked, "What's going on?" The naked man replied, "I'm a dick tater."

TPBM wonders, "Where's the beef?"

[MFOB]

Never. I know where it is.

TPBM has started using the term Stripclub DJ as derogatory term.

[Eric]

Nope. I'd rather have an honest stripclub DJ than a "holier than thou" thinks-they're-an-EDM-god one.



tpbm has the urge to get their dance on

[southern crone]

Ha, Ha, where I work has pretty good music going all day. I often want to bust out in dance, especially when Talking Heads, Burning Down the House, comes on.

TPBM wishes their place of work would play good music.

[gaminwench]

When music plays, I am working. ( I can't help analyzing chord structures ...)
I don't listen to music, unless I'm working with/on it.

For TPBM, the bootzn'pantz of the playa is a perfectly acceptable sound bed ...

[MFOB]

If you're meaning falling asleep to the sounds of uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss boots n pants n boots n pants n boots n pants "bass bass pure energy" drooooooooop, ziggy shh ziggy shh ziggy shh ziggy shh, boots n pants n boots n pants (boosh boosh boosh (flame thrower sound)) WOB WOB WOB WEB WEEEEEB WEEB WOOOB WOOOOB breeeeaaaaa breaaaaaaa WOBB WOBB, nehnehweeh, YOI YOI YOI WAHBWUHB , then yes. I find it kind of peaceful for some reason and it is perfectly acceptable.
If you're talking about music, (which I only listen to a lot of, therefore might be mistaking your statement as something else (See above) as I am not an audio engineer nor qualified to comment on what you actually might be talking about), I don't think that I like it as much as other types of tunes or that my other types of tunes I enjoy should be remixed with a boots n pants underlayment of sounds. But I can tell you, "When I got the Music, I got a place to go, Radio Radio, Radio"

TPBM lives in a generally nice climate and has a hard time adjusting to the dry heat of the dessert.