Kissing Ass

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:32 am

I don't know about all of you, but sometimes I really enjoy kissing ass. It can be such an enlightening experience, and it can be oh so fulfilling too. And sometimes the ass is even nice. At others it's not, but it may pay an unexpected dividend, and return an even more thoroughly enjoyable ass kissing to yourself.

Any kind of ass kissing is welcome here. The physical tongue lashing kind, the virtual-suck up to the flavor of the week-kind, the kind we don't like doing, but may feel we have to, the kind we can't do, but certainly wouldn't object to doing, the kind we know will never happen, but like to dream is in the realm of possibility, even the kind that may make you feel like a little piggie rooting around for truffles in the French countryside. It's all welcome here.

Come every body... kiss some ass.

[Dedicated to Ms. Purp-O, and several other eplayan beauties I am ready, willing, and able to kiss the asses of...]

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:45 am

Madam Willendorf, goddess woman, obviously your avatar should be on top, my apologies for not realizing this sooner..... :wink:

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:53 am

I do believe I'm blushing....

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:56 am

PurpleKoosh wrote:I do believe I'm blushing....

How could I not want to insert my nose into that fluffy little koosh?

{Smooch!}

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 12:07 pm

Love is not just a function of the eyes.
Beautiful objects will, of course, inspire
Possessive urges-you need not despise
Your taste. But when insatiable desire
Inflames you for a girl who's out of fashion,
Lacking in glamour-plain, in fact-that fire
Is genuine; that's the authentic passion.
Beauty, though, any critic can admire.

(kisses Marcus Argentarius)

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:18 pm

Close...

...very close.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:13 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Love is not just a function of the eyes.
Beautiful objects will, of course, inspire
Possessive urges-you need not despise
Your taste. But when insatiable desire
Inflames you for a girl who's out of fashion,
Lacking in glamour-plain, in fact-that fire
Is genuine; that's the authentic passion.
Beauty, though, any critic can admire.

(kisses Marcus Argentarius)

Gonna have to let this one absorb...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:58 pm

it would seem to me, ass kissing would leave a bad taste in your mouth.

maybe it is all in the technique?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:16 pm

Simply Joel wrote:it would seem to me, ass kissing would leave a bad taste in your mouth.

maybe it is all in the technique?

It might if I was kissing yours...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:20 pm

tonytohono wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:it would seem to me, ass kissing would leave a bad taste in your mouth.

maybe it is all in the technique?
It might if I was kissing yours...

i am sure someone, somewhere appreciates your talents.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:22 pm

rhetorically speaking, I am sure you are right.

How's that 14 year old doing Joel?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:24 pm

tonytohono wrote:rhetorically speaking, I am sure you are right.

How's that 14 year old doing Joel?

better than you.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:25 pm

cancel that - last comment. Caught up on the other thread.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:27 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
tonytohono wrote:rhetorically speaking, I am sure you are right.

How's that 14 year old doing Joel?
better than you.

I don't know what I did to you Joel... or maybe it is just you plainly admitted (I'm a curmudgeon), but it's no skin off of my back.

Peace.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:30 pm

tonytohono wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
tonytohono wrote:rhetorically speaking, I am sure you are right.
How's that 14 year old doing Joel?
better than you.
I don't know what I did to you Joel... or maybe it is just you plainly admitted (I'm a curmudgeon), but it's no skin off of my back.
Peace.

the 14 year old is still doing better than you.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:32 pm

Must be why he is so enjoyable to live with, huh?

I'm actually doing very well, so he must be abso-fucking-lutely fantastic.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:54 am

tonytohono wrote:Must be why he is so enjoyable to live with, huh?

I'm actually doing very well, so he must be abso-fucking-lutely fantastic.

better than you.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:17 am

I might be offended - that is if I didn't see how wonderfully you seem to get along with everyone else as well.

I know I know...

Better than you. Save it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:16 am

Piss on him, Tony!! tee hee....

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:17 am

Must.....not......say.....anything.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:22 am

I was kind of hoping a few might get the irony, and possible even find the amusement of this thread, but instead I got Joel. =)

Gotta love the man (yeah right), thankfully I don't have to kiss his ass though.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 9:30 am

tony, you must realise that whatever you do or say or think in GD, you always get Joel. it doesn't matter if you loathe him or adore him, you always get Joel (unless, of course, you manage to stump him to the point he doesn't have a response). It's one of the beautiful things about the eplaya - Simply. Joel.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:39 am

Oh, I know that Rian...

and as long as I never have to kiss his ass I am all right with that too.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:57 pm

notthat1 wrote:

*bow before the Goddess*

( don't kill me Lydia. * smooch* )

You *are* that hot, Lovely Lydia. I'm tearing my hair out unable to go to your show.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:03 pm

Now, THERE'S an ass I'd like to kiss!

notthat1 · Post by **notthat1** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:08 pm

Does this topic even need a thread. I mean, duh?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:23 pm

notthat1 wrote:Does this topic even need a thread. I mean, duh?

For your info notthat1 we were all glad to let it die an untimely death, but unfortunately you had to go and dig it up.

Now who's sorry...

TYVM...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:27 pm

tonytohono wrote:
notthat1 wrote:Does this topic even need a thread. I mean, duh?
For your info notthat1 we were all glad to let it die an untimely death, but unfortunately you had to go and dig it up.

Now who's sorry...

TYVM...

Actually, that would have been me that drug it up, sorry! Just talkin outta my ass over here, happens sometimes. (Notthatone, feel free to ignore me as suits your liking, i'm just a fuckwit yahoo nobie).

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:42 pm

Opps my fuck up.

I apologize to Notthat1.

I just assumed it was the most recent.

Are you female because I may be willing to kiss your ass if you are.

Well, in a manner of speaking I guess I just did that.

Anyway sorry. =)

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:46 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
notthat1 wrote:

*bow before the Goddess*

( don't kill me Lydia. * smooch* )
You *are* that hot, Lovely Lydia. I'm tearing my hair out unable to go to your show.

She is luscious, isn't she? (And I have those same socks! *giggle* They were part of my pirate costume this year.)