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addison4 · Post by **addison4** » Sun May 03, 2015 10:17 pm

I ran a porta potty camp last year with my dad. 6:30 and H bank. I really thought blasting encouraging music would enhance things if we did it again. Imagine Gun's and Roses 'Patience' blaring at you on the john. 'Kashmir' by Zeplin helps with a big shit... Or perhaps 'Nixon's farewell address'. 'We gotta get out of this place'.

The context really alters the music.

Also, I was hoping to take polls on sandwich boards: 'What other than crapping and pissing did you do in there?' 1. Take drugs, 2. Fix your make-up, 3. Jack off, 4. Take a nap, 5. Throw up, 6. Question your life, 7.Have sex...

Crowd-sourcing toilet humor is a superb idea.

Last: I was thinking of calling the camp "Doniker's" for 2 reasons. 1) A Doniker is the old-time name for porta-potty, so it's kind of nostalgic. 2) The apostrophy on "Doniker*s' on the sign I was drawing as a BROWN TURD. It's a nice typographic subtlety. Feel free to use it. The sign was yellow letters on light blue, so the big TURD APOSTROPHY really stood out.

Anyway, I enjoyed all the interaction of being by the portos last year, and I'd love to *inspire* your shitty camp anyway I can.
Feel free to email me, where I can actually get your message.
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robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Tue May 05, 2015 11:03 am

Good job Colonel shining light on their naughtiness.

And thanks Addison for entertaining the excreting masses.

It is still up in the air where I'll be living as I chose not to get officially placed. What I discovered from reviewing last years map is that placement is assigning camps right up to the 20' mark at the potty banks. This was news to me, so I probably should have just submitted something, but I didnt want to commit and have shit fall apart in the ensuing months.
Too many variables are just not nailed down yet.

So here we are in May. I normally don't even think about this shit until June!

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 11:02 am

Robbi, 300 keyrings of various sizes, 250 3/4 inch binder rings and 80 feet of coil. It's a start.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:23 pm

Wow!!! Thank you Ratty!
I'll see you at the Hof and we can compare notes.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:22 pm

Bump
I'm still hoping to squat in someone's placed camp that has line of site to the potty doors.
Location preferred is between 5:30-8.
Any ideas on how I should pursue this dream? Otherwise I'm arriving in Tues and will hope for the best.
Thanks!

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:38 pm

PSA: DON'T POOP ON THE PLAYA. NOT ONLY IS IT GROSS, IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:40 pm

Thanks Bless!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:01 pm

5&H corner?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:08 pm

It all depends on which side of the street you'll be on. Your placer may know the answer. Last year the bank was on the 4:59 side.

plowman · Post by **plowman** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:31 am

Stag Camp will be @ 8:15 & D this year. Come on by, I'd love to see you and I'm sure you could get some volunteers

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:59 am

Howdy plowman! I have your address in my "brain" so I will absolutely come by and visit! Thank you!
If anyone in your camp is looking for work I'll cheerfully discuss. North side is gonna be my bitch this year.

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