The person below me

[Thecatman]

I will if I can get a ticket and vp. Registered in STEP but so far no offers. OMG is last resort.



TPBM is trying to cut their water usage.

[robbidobbs]

Quite a bit this year! I'm on a well, and am in direct receipt of the low water availability. Last year was a struggle to get the garden and all the rest of the yard watered. Lawn was sacrificed of course. This year I'm not doing anything for summer crops as I fear I'll have enough work keeping the perennials alive.

TPBM practices "If it's yellow, let it mellow...etc"

[Eric]

Yep. Plus we use 1-ply year round, by choice - and we're not even on a septic system.



tpbm thinks that's going just a little too far...

[Simon of the Playa]

I prefer one ply.

If you fold it just right its kinda stiff like a drywall trough, so you can get in the nooks and crannies better.

TPBM prefers Charmin super plush.

[Jovankat]

Only the very best for my delicate bits!

TPBM is a folder not a scruncher.

[southern crone]

I am more of a roller, around fingers.

TPBM has fallen asleep on the throne.

[Eric]

I technically it's called "passing out", and I was but a youth (so, like in my 30s)



tpbm can't imagine passing out anywhere in the bathroom

[gaminwench]

au contraire, I need but recall the night of my bachelorette party ... found passed out in a Denny's bathroom after an evening two-stepping and drinking (gifted) shots at the West Hollywood cowboy bar.

TPBM prefers sober shenanigans ...

[Thecatman]

Well, at least one should remember what happened




TPBM kicks their shorts, underwear, pants etc. off and catches them when undressing

[southern crone]

No, more of a, drop them to the knees and stomp off with the feet.

TPBM often dresses and undresses while taking care of business on the john.

[Dr Helix]

Yes I do. In the afternoon. Come home dirty, (usually) and shower is always next so it's the way to go.

TPBM thinks nothing of using the shower as a secondary pee spot.

[Ratty]

I'm not going to commit publicly but I can't wait to see who admits to it.

TPBM thinks nothing of using the shower as a secondary pee spot.

[Eric]

I have no issue with it at all.


tpbm prefers overcast days to sunny ones

[Thecatman]

TPBM thinks nothing of using the shower as a secondary pee spot.

TPBM thinks nothing of using the shower as a secondary pee spot.

I've heard it can help cure athletes foot, and like Eric, I have no problem doing it




TPBM won't use their shower at BM as a toilet alternate, especially a homemade one

[Thecatman]

My apologizes for messing up Eric's tpbm

tpbm prefers overcast days to sunny ones

I feel they both have pros and cons.
Overcast pros=You don't need sunglasses
cons=It's usually more humid

Sunny days pros=If it's in the winter, you can open the window blinds/drapes and help warm the house
cons=It's usually uncomfortably hot.....here anyways




TPBM won't use their shower at BM as a toilet alternate, especially a homemade one

[Ratty]

Catman I don't have a shower at the burn but I would probably have to pee in it due to all the jellyfish out there.

TPBM has something to do with a tent on their BM list.

[minnow]

Tents and huts, seeds and nuts (food) Can't wait! Trying to keep the stress of preparation at bay.

TPBM is looking for a roommate so they don't have to throw a rent party...

[Eric]

Thank god for rent control & a long term relationship. I'm out of that loop.




tpbm misses the days of throwing/ attending rent parties

[Ratty]

Will someone please tell me what is a rent party? I can't miss it if I don't know what it is.

TPBM Didn't know that the man burns in 190 days.

[Captain Goddammit]

AAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!! I'm not ready!!!!!!!

TPBM needs to try chocolate ice cream with Kahlua poured on it generously.

[Eric]

Tried it, with home-made Kahlua from a co-worker. Excellent.


tpbm is avoiding work, again




(Ratty - a rent party is a get together with a cover-charge, or a hat-pass, that goes to help pay the throwers rent. Usually, but not always, includes entertainment & booze. I went to some great ones in the early 90s in SF, back when 10 people could rent an entire empty warehouse. *Sigh*)

[ranger magnum]

No matter how much I try and avoid it, work always finds me.

Tpbm loves their work.

And ratty, the man burns in about 100...

[Ratty]

I LOVE my work. (I meant to say the man burns in 109 days. Not 190 days.)

TPBM has a lot of animal hair in the house and doesn't mind it.

[Thecatman]

And my shirts and pants etc




TPBM vacuums their house/apartment several times a week

[southern crone]

No, I use a push floor sweeper between vacuums. When my dog is shedding I will go over the carpet and cloth furniture with a small wire dog brush.

TPBM dug for fox fire in their younger years.

[Eric]

I had to google it, so no (I thought it was just survival books & a browser name).



tpbm lived somewhere rural (or semi-rural) as a kid

[Ratty]

Oh yes. Los Angeles 20 miles from the mountains, the beach and downtown LA. 9 kinds of fruit trees, rows of boysenberries and veg garden. Lots of chickens too.

TPBM prefers to live in the city.

[minnow]

I love big cities! Passing the time with practicality until I get there. Here's to my dreams finally becoming a reality in 2.5 years or less.

TPBM just realized milk was a bad choice.

[ranger magnum]

Never drink it. Almond or soy, yes. Dairy no.

Tpbm is feeling some form of Asian cuisine for dinner this evening

[southern crone]

No, Taco salad.

TPBM likes making homemade ice cream.