The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:32 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:Here it is, another Monday night, with the usual question... do I make a live appearance at the LL?
Rian was all over me to show up at SeaCompression and I never even saw her there.
And how does a suburban eastsider go have drinks then drive home across town late at night and be sure not to get a DUI like a moron? I don't understand how you guys do it.
I kinda' wanna go... but I just dunno...
Can you say "TAXI!" ??
It'd be a pretty expensive goddamm cab ride back to the Captain's quarters from Seattle, then I'd have to come back with my truck & trailer and pick up my car the next day. Too much BS for an evening at LL. (My house isn't actually IN Seattle, just sorta near it, in a suburb with a "woodsy" name, a hint for locals.)

Price you pay for livin' in the suburbs....

You could probably pick up something comparable downtown for... oh.... $5.5 mil....

... it'd be worth it for the LL... I spoke to someone involved tonight and was assured that it would kick anyone's ass beyond belief... Hell, I'm even going to drive up there some night (leave work early) just to make it happen for me....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:35 pm

Well Mr. Man, I hear ya. Sounds like you got yerself a predicament. What are ya drinkin?

Hot chocolate for hellattack~

and I'll just mix up me own margarita, on the rocks, and I've got plenty o salt from the mines.....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:37 pm

By the way... I just thought of this... How many actual "Cover of People" type celebs do we have lurking out there? I saw Austin Kustener (however the fuck you spell that) in a utilikilt on the cover of something recently... how many other closet celebs do we have? No need to reveal anything...not even name, rank, and fucking serial number... but... honest answers now... how many of you have been on the cover of, say, People, US, or even the Weekly Fucking World?

No, BHA... we know that you've been on the latter....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:41 pm

Margarita, Mr. Tzu?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:43 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Margarita, Mr. Tzu?

Hmmmmmmm.... yo... Yes... Looking smooth tonight, Ms. Snort... is that, ummmmmm... nothing that you're wearing? Yeah... I'll have ... a .... ummm.. yeah... a... um... well.... a ummmm.... yeah, that's right... I'll have one of those....

Nice.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:45 pm

I could go for a Margarita, Giggles

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:46 pm

.....uh... oh, yeah.... a margaretha... that's what I want....
Thanks, Sputnik... I was distracted there for a.... um.... for a ...... .for a, well.... for a ... ummmm .... moment....

yeeeeeowie

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:48 pm

Smooth, man, real smooth.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:52 pm

Margaritas all around, goddammit!

Hey Wally :wink:

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 6:54 pm

Winking back at cha', Babe... and spittin' a little, too....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:01 pm

I think it is a movie night if I can get my damn DVD player to work right.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:04 pm

Yeah, yeah cover of the Weekly World News, whatever. I would have had it a second time except they had to put on a picture of some 600-pound baby instead. Fuckers.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:06 pm

Ahhhh... got a cheepie, eh? I'm thinkin' of going down with "Blazing Saddles" or even "School of Rock"... but I'll probably wind up with "Sleepless in Faluja" or "Bullets over Kiev"

... Ah... to be attached to something soft and cuddly... *sigh*...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:12 pm

Sorry BHA, that was directed at Jason... I know what you're saying... the Bat Boy has knocked you outta' there once or twice, too... life's a bitch when you're just a common, ordinary, garden variety bucket headed alien...

I do great PR... If you need something, have your aliens call my aliens. We'll meet... we'll do lunch.... stainless steel for you.. pressed greens and free range clams for me...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:12 pm

I think it will be Mystic River tonight. That or one of the Lord of the Rings.

Jason

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:14 pm

Too late here to start a movie. Would be nice. I should get Matrix Revolutions to round out the set.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:29 pm

Jason; Go with LOTR, period.

Or, if you can get a pirate copy of Sponge Bob Square Pants... now, there is supposed to be a scene in the DVD version where Bob and .....

Nevermind...

I may put on The Tick here in a second... but then again... I've got The Dirty Dozen, the ultimate Guy's Flic....

Then again... I may put on Four Wedding's and a Funeral.. and just cry myself to sleep...

then again, I may just shoot myself

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:33 pm

Singing in the Rain would be appropo if Joel and DVD were here.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:38 pm

sputnik wrote:Singing in the Rain would be appropo if Joel and DVD were here.

THAT'S A ZINGER!!!!

Congrats, Sputnik... you made me spill my drink!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:47 pm

There is something to be said about something that can be that easy. She could be the most wonderful person but when you offer yourself and then proclaim being a brothel girl, I tend to shy away.

Jason[/quote]

Fear is a bad thing, you never know what you might find.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:48 pm

helitack wrote:There is something to be said about something that can be that easy. She could be the most wonderful person but when you offer yourself and then proclaim being a brothel girl, I tend to shy away.

Jason

Fear is a bad thing, you never know what you might find.[/quote]

It is not fear but knowledge of myself and my standards. A man can be desperate and still have standards.

Jason

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:51 pm

I can respect a man with principles. Duly noted. Stick by them. Myself, I am Jonesing to give a foot rub. I am sooooo easy. How bout a hot chocolate with just a splash of VanDykes bartender?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:53 pm

helitack wrote:I can respect a man with principles. Duly noted. Stick by them. Myself, I am Jonesing to give a foot rub. I am sooooo easy. How bout a hot chocolate with just a splash of VanDykes bartender?

I'll take the hot chocolate, without any alcohol though. I am going dry for a few days.

Jason

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:53 pm

Sandwichman wrote: A man can be desperate and still have standards.

Jason

I can?

I guess that nixes that whole Sandwhichman in a skirt starting to look good thing.

But please feel free to stop me before I start getting morals or ethics.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:54 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: A man can be desperate and still have standards.

Jason
I can?

I guess that nixes that whole Sandwhichman in a skirt starting to look good thing.

But please feel free to stop me before I start getting morals or ethics.

At least you didn't grab my ass. Sam got away with it and had me blushing. But I redeemed myself later in the night.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:55 pm

*dashes in from the back*

here ya' go baby!

*pours. spills.*

fuck!

*mops it up quick with a bar rag*

can't stay, boys! here's looking atcha!

*downs a shot of patron. slams glass on bar*

ahhh. see ya'!

*dashes out again*

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:56 pm

HeLiTaCk yOu aRe sUcH aN aSsHoLe

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 7:59 pm

I'm sorry, have we met?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:04 pm

Tisha was here, and now she's gone. Damn, walk out to stare at the sky for a few minutes...

Anyway, good to see some fresh faces here.

That Margarita was fine, but I need another. Any ready?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:07 pm

samtzu wrote:Congrats, Sputnik... you made me spill my drink!

I hope it was enjoyable there as well.