useless anecdote: When I was 19 my high school girlfriend and I got matching tattoos. Lobsters, because they mate for life.Sham wrote:If you're not going to be needing it, can I have your tattoo?Bounce530 wrote:I've been on the fence about going this year, anyway, but now I do believe with all these new rules, and you bitch-ass whiners that I'm done with this event.
A year and half or so later, after we broke up I still had that damn lobster tattooed on my calf. I was pretty fucking embarrassed. Every time I'd see it I'd think of the pain of heartbreak and how much of an idiot I was to think that (a) love was forever and (b) that I'd not regret it.
After 3 1/2 years of not speaking, one day that woman reached out and sent me an email on my birthday, we starting corresponding from a distance, then when I was back in the hometown one time we decided to meet up and... And well, to make a long story short we have been back together for almost 5 years now and share an unbelievably awesome life together and I have a fucking rock-solid relationship with the most amazing woman I have ever had the pleasure to lay my eyes on. The times we spent apart and growing individually have been wonderful for our relationship and if it wasn't for the heartbreak we wouldn't have the magic that we now share.
Moral of the story: You'll be back you whiney bitch. And when you finally show back up we'll have a shot of whiskey waiting for you.
