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GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:32 am

helitack wrote:Teaser! But thank you.

Hey, ask around. I'm the best tease ever... (sam, don't say a word, that night didn't count... I wasn't on top of my game!)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:46 am

scotch and guinness for lunch in the default world is good.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:47 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
helitack wrote:Teaser! But thank you.
Hey, ask around. I'm the best tease ever... (sam, don't say a word, that night didn't count... I wasn't on top of my game!)

You did just fine...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:50 am

no no no... Sam... give me a little more credit...

If I would have had my shit together, you would have been begging for mercy... that kiss would have been just the beginning...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:54 am

.....now about my back rub, don't I deserve it?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:57 am

helitack wrote:.....now about my back rub, don't I deserve it?

who said anything about a backrub??

pixieKLOWN · Post by **pixieKLOWN** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:01 pm

you promised me one as well miss G

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:04 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no no no... Sam... give me a little more credit...

If I would have had my shit together, you would have been begging for mercy... that kiss would have been just the beginning...

Well... I can beg, if you get down on your hands and knees, kiss my feet repeatedly and beg me to....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:07 pm

pixieKLOWN wrote:you promised me one as well miss G

well, I KNOW that, but there was nary a mention to Heli about one..

and you can redeem yours on Saturday, if you wish...

Sam, you'll be begging soon enough, dear one... mark my words...

pixieKLOWN · Post by **pixieKLOWN** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:21 pm

Excuse me Miss G, but i feel i have to do the happy dance now.

*dances around like a moron*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:22 pm

Fer sher gerl! Dance all you want... just ask Lydia about my massage capabilities...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:38 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Sam, you'll be begging soon enough, dear one... mark my words...

Consider them marked... and filed away for future reference... under "Fantasy"

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:39 pm

Happy birthday Helitack!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:41 pm

and filed away for future reference... under "Fantasy"

You mean, they've been put in your spank bank?

You know, you and BHA should merge your banks... or maybe there can be an aquisition... you'd have that much more to choose from, then!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:44 pm

Ahem. My spank bank is not subject to the eplaya "gifting" regulations, is it? I certainly hope not. Well, not that anyone would want to handle them now, anyway.

Is Joel the only one drinking? Somebody make me something with a couple of raw oysters in it, I have a feeling that I am going to need it.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:46 pm

Where's Sandwich? I can't think of anything with raw oysters.. aside from straight raw sliders on the half...

[innocent] And whatever are you going to need those for, dear sweet bha? [/innocent]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:06 pm

To quote Rob the Wop:

a dick on my nose
with a big dick underneath
god damn do I rock

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:08 pm

Oh - and I can indeed talk up miss GE's backrub skills.

She RAWKS.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:10 pm

Hee!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/theater/2 ... esusq.html

We got a good review!

Though it does rather sound like we need a bottle of Febreeze in the dressing room...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:11 pm

oh for the love of fuck...

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/theater/2 ... esusq.html

that might be a little more useful.

stupid no edit mofo board...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:13 pm

You know, it's great because I can literally SEE your face and HEAR your voice when you say something like "oh for the love of fuck"

I love it!

It's a great review... congrats, Lydia....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:15 pm

okey dokey: I'm out for the day...

see ya'll later...

and if Sensei comes in, tell him I was worried about him...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:22 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:okey dokey: I'm out for the day...

see ya'll later...

and if Sensei comes in, tell him I was worried about him...

did you put the hurt on Sensei?

Lydia, does this mean he liked it?

The scenario of occupying invaders, local collaborators and religious martyrs in the Middle East leaps out of this unglamorous, stripped-down production. Without its usual Broadway glamour and escapist spectacle, "Jesus Christ Superstar" is a tragedy in the form of a rock opera.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:36 pm

Oh who the fuck really knows... My take on it is that it is a postive review - his only beef being that the program doesn't list who plays what. Well, that and the funk in the air (we'd all been rehearsing in costume for a week... it's no surprise that by opening night we were a little nasally challenging).

I think that in this case intense and startling are praise.

And it *is* gonna get people in the door.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:39 pm

Congrats to Lydia!

The reviewer commented about a stinky theater? Seems like a gratuitous complaint to this editor-in-chief. He’s fired! And his editor, too.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:43 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Oh who the fuck really knows... My take on it is that it is a postive review - his only beef being that the program doesn't list who plays what. Well, that and the funk in the air (we'd all been rehearsing in costume for a week... it's no surprise that by opening night we were a little nasally challenging).

I think that in this case intense and startling are praise.

And it *is* gonna get people in the door.

and besides, who said there was no BO on biblical times!

congrats young lady.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:50 pm

A couple of years ago a reviewer came to a show... and reviewed the fucking ceiling tiles in the lobby (it was appropos of absolute bupkiss too. He mocked our fucking lamps and shit saying "I know they are low budget but this is absolutely *low rent*. Can't they afford better decor?"). I shit you not. Fucker barely mentioned the piece of theater one would assume he was a drawing a paycheck to write about.

Our artistic director at the time wrote the paper and suggested that perhaps they no longer send that reviewer to our shows. It grieved us so to think we might be offending his sensibilities. No, no, please let him know that we wouldn't dream of allowing him to cross our threshold and be so disturbed again. Even if it meant not being reviewed by that paper.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:59 pm

All too often reviews are at least 50 percent about the writer jerkin' his gherkin in front of the readership, "oooh, look how smart and witty I am, I can even rip on the <i>ceiling tiles</i>." Around here we call that "getting between the story and the reader," and it's a no-no. Maybe I'll go check out the actual review before I bust the writer's chops any further. See you in a few.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:01 pm

BuckIt, don't you need to review Lydia's show for your paper?
oops, you said editor. maybe you need to meet with some editors around here?
huh? huh??

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:08 pm

Okay, I am back.

That seems to be a very positive review. You should be pleased. To get the word "sensational" in the third sentence is very, very good for you.

I would have axed the nose reference or at least moved it further down in the text. Not that this should hurt ticket sales too much. Some scent-o-perves will probably go just to inhale the action, so to speak.

...

Hi Rian my love. Yep. Keeping my eye out for that can't-miss journalist's confab or whatever within 200 miles of y'all.

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scotch, good, guinness, good, together, very good