Britney Spears in Black Rock City

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:23 am

I don't know if any of you saw the Brtiney Spears in Black Rock City ultimatum, but this is some important stuff. BMorg has ungraciously laughed in my face, Larry Harvey kicked me in the balls. I swear it's true.

So, I'm going to put on a fundraiser to get Britney Spears to the playa. If you are interested in helping, please join me on Tribe.net at http://BSinBRC.tribe.net

This issue threatens to destroy the playa! The creative freedom of Corporate Pop star Britney Spears MUST BE RESPECTED!

Cheers,
MoisturePup

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:27 am

Pup! Get yer balls into the Bar, for a PROPER kicking. I am sure that you will find some folks in there who would be happy to oblige.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:28 am

we could always call in the 4 Women of the Apocalypse...

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:46 am

GuinivereElise wrote:we could always call in the 4 Women of the Apocalypse...

People, please, this is such an important matter. If the playa isn't big enough for a main stage and Pepsi billboard, than why are we going? Ladybee signed onto my petition for having 10% of gate fees go to the Britney Performance on The Temple (after the Burn of The Man). Please everybody, help make this a reality. I was talking with Britney's managment team and they said that 10% of fees wasn't enough, so we're going to all have to pull togethor with a fundraiser to make this happen.

WE CAN DO IT TEAM!!! http://BSinBRC.tribe.net

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:59 am

Oh no, trust me. The 4WOTA are VERY serious. In fact, I'm sure they've been lurking around all of your thirty thousand other posts, preparing for the attack. I'm sure you've completely won them over by drowning the board in the name Brittany. They're totally on your side, I can just tell.

No, there's no reason to doubt their sincerety at all. I assure you.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:03 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Oh no, trust me. The 4WOTA are VERY serious. In fact, I'm sure they've been lurking around all of your thirty thousand other posts, preparing for the attack. I'm sure you've completely won them over by drowning the board in the name Brittany. They're totally on your side, I can just tell.

No, there's no reason to doubt their sincerety at all. I assure you.

this appears to be a ringing endorsement, go forth and prosper.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:07 pm

or just go forth.

Better yet, just go.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:08 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Oh no, trust me. The 4WOTA are VERY serious. In fact, I'm sure they've been lurking around all of your thirty thousand other posts, preparing for the attack. I'm sure you've completely won them over by drowning the board in the name Brittany. They're totally on your side, I can just tell.

No, there's no reason to doubt their sincerety at all. I assure you.

Oh sugar plum. When Britney performs her spectacular blend of Corporate Pop Lip-Synching beauty atop the temple, after the burn of The Man, you'll be so teary eyed with joy that you'll just know everything in your world will soon be safely marked with the Pepsi Logo.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:17 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:or just go forth.

Better yet, just go.

You understand that I'm actually trying to put togethor a fundraiser for playa art, not actually to bring Britney Spears to the playa... right?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:20 pm

I'm just peeved that you've blanketed the whole board... I'll get over it, I'm sure...

Today , the role of Icicle Bitch will be played by your very own Guinivere Elise.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:48 pm

MoisturePup wrote:
You understand that I'm actually trying to put togethor a fundraiser for playa art, not actually to bring Britney Spears to the playa... right?

*whew*

That actually scared the shit outta me for a few. I thought you were serious.

Call me gullible.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:31 pm

gullible.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:53 pm

tisha2 wrote:gullible.

yeah, seriously, I can't believe he believes I'm just trying to have a fundraiser to Britney when we can bring her to the playa!

I've got grand plans to replace the temple with a giant billboard Pepsi logo, and mainstage that has an extra long catwalks out along the 12 o'clock radial all the way to The man where it will pass between his legs. As the man colapses Britney will emerge from the flames like a phoenix diva! It'll be fabulous!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:55 pm

personally i think Britney in a lather (think laciviously here) would certainly be entertaining.

of course, we have Heather (whatshername) go to burning man and clearly not "get it"

whatever "it" is.... of course.

why did this thread get started again?

dman · Post by **dman** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:56 pm

What? What is this, some kind of cruel hoax?

Damn, now I have to call back my silver bullets from HR trying to get matching corporate funding for my contribution to the fundraiser.

I was really looking forward to wearing my new EL wire shirt sans pants outfit to the BM BS concert and popping a few Pepsis in Britney's honor.

By August 2005 she may already have dropped a Federer pup and be huger up top than ever!

Well, I guess I can still set up BS camp near eplaya camp and play BS 24x7 (with video, of course, man can she dance or what?), and gift out Pepsi to my neighbors.