Lower Level Review

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:28 am

buckethead alien wrote:

Nov 23, 2004

Seattle Eplaya Hotties
c/o The Lower Level
621 12th Ave., Lower Level
Seattle, WA 98122

Dear Hotties,

My dear sweeties, in regards to the aforementioned subject, can you please maybe explain what Sensei did?

Many Thanks,

Buckethead Alien

Dear Buckethead Alien,

Regading aformentioned inquiry into aforeaforementioned subject, we can divulge only this:

Jing is 6 and a half years of age.
She is a total cutie.
She is 6 and a half years of age!
Aforementioned Defendant is quoted as saying "she is hot".

Much hemming and hawing was had regarding the innapropriateness of aforementioned statement, including, but not limited to, one Miss RJ pushing the Defendant from his chair, twice.

Thank you for your interest in our company. We hope the aforementioned information does not hinder aforementioned interest.

Sincerely,
The Hotties

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:50 am

Nov 23, 2004

Seattle Eplaya Hotties
c/o The Lower Level
621 12th Ave., Lower Level
Seattle, WA 98122

Dear Hotties,

Thank you for your prompt response to my inquiry. This is
indeed a matter worthy of further investigation and I have
taken the liberty of forwarding your report to the Human
Resources Department. However, in my personal opinion,
if I may, there seems to be reason to believe that some
form of transference may be at play here.

At this time, however, I do not feel that there is a reason to
refer this matter to outside counsel.

Fondest regards,

Buckethead Alien

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:53 am

Keeping with the "two's", i offer:

[quote "samtzu"]Just some warm milk .... or as I origionally typed "Milf".... for me for me and then back to bed... [/quote]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 10:54 am

oh, quote function, you are not my friend today...

why do you hate me so?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:50 am

looks like Sensei stayed up past his bedtime last night.
Hey, maybe Jing IS perfect for him!

*push*

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:51 am

I've been expecting him, too. He was a tired boy...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:52 am

how late did you all stay?!?!
it's the straddling of him that wore him out...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:55 am

we weren't there much later than you... I'm not sure. Lydia and I and my friend Andrew finished our last drink, then Sensei drove us all home. Very nice. I'm glad my friend took the stick outta his ass and came back...

speaking of which, do you know of any good places to go dancing tonight? He wants to go dancing somewhere...

oh, and what are YOU doing tonight? Wanna come?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:16 am

Zulegoona wrote:you'd need more of a Grand Puba hat for that Joel

I always thought that was spelled Poobah. Oh crap, now i'm really confused.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:18 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:you'd need more of a Grand Puba hat for that Joel
I always thought that was spelled Poobah. Oh crap, now i'm really confused.

I concur, Fishie. I have always spelled it Poobah, or even Poohbah...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:31 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:you'd need more of a Grand Puba hat for that Joel
I always thought that was spelled Poobah. Oh crap, now i'm really confused.
I concur, Fishie. I have always spelled it Poobah, or even Poohbah...

Of course, Puba reminds me of Pabla (and pablum) which sets off nice echoes in my brain.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:04 am

I have never been able to spell worth shit, and God know I won't spell Poobah the same way twice, but when would you have to.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:59 am

Zulegoona wrote:I have never been able to spell worth shit,

Funny, I don't spell well either. But I do have some rudimentary ability to recognize misspellings in print.

ronski · Post by **ronski** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:16 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:do you know of any good places to go dancing tonight? He wants to go dancing somewhere...

FYI, the Vogue is around the corner from the CHAC, 11th & Pine

www.vogueseattle.com

It's not a burner place per se, but fairly burner-friendly. There's some nice neon artwork in there (the angel-devil heads and the big woman's torso in the middle) that was for someone's theme camp a couple years back.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:17 pm

ronski wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:do you know of any good places to go dancing tonight? He wants to go dancing somewhere...
FYI, the Vogue is around the corner from the CHAC, 11th & Pine

www.vogueseattle.com

It's not a burner place per se, but fairly burner-friendly. There's some nice neon artwork in there (the angel-devil heads and the big woman's torso in the middle) that was for someone's theme camp a couple years back.

thanks!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:I have never been able to spell worth shit,
Funny, I don't spell well either. But I do have some rudimentary ability to recognize misspellings in print.

Sorry, Zule, this comes across as waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay snotty when it was meant partly as solidarity and partly as "gee the way the human mind works is wierd." Please take no offence.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:41 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:I have never been able to spell worth shit,
Funny, I don't spell well either. But I do have some rudimentary ability to recognize misspellings in print.
Sorry, Zule, this comes across as waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay snotty when it was meant partly as solidarity and partly as "gee the way the human mind works is wierd." Please take no offence.

No matter how many times I proof my work in preview, I never catch spelling and grammar errors until it is published. I don’t know why that is. it always looks right in preview the when I hit submit and look at it I always see mistakes. I just say fuck it.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:53 pm

DVD Burner wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Funny, I don't spell well either. But I do have some rudimentary ability to recognize misspellings in print.
Sorry, Zule, this comes across as waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay snotty when it was meant partly as solidarity and partly as "gee the way the human mind works is wierd." Please take no offence.
No matter how many times I proof my work in preview, I never catch spelling and grammar errors until it is published. I don’t know why that is. it always looks right in preview the when I hit submit and look at it I always see mistakes. I just say fuck it.

a deficiency left uncorrected is a new lower standard established.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:20 pm

this is from Monday night, by a Space Virgin, edited slightly for some semblance of privacy:

Okay, here's the final report on the Space Virgins vs. Arson Arson Island
(vs AMLN) drink a thon!

We all started drinking before we really got around to working out how we
were going to determine who won...but here is the official scorecard for
"sloppy sex tonight" night drinking contest!

table removed for the privacy of drunkards

You judge for yourself. Space Virgins had the sheer numbers, but Arson
Island had a ringer: I'd say: Jackass certainly out drunk us all with a
whopping 19 drinks. I am...amazed...to say the least. As Jackass said "you
can call it a drinking content, I'll just call it Monday."

We did also determine that space virgins won in cuteness, arson island in
surliness, that yes arson island drinks more beer than space virgins but
more cocktails than you might imagine, that space virgins can't play jenga
when drunk, and that arson island also wins because...well...they own the
bar.

We talked about having a rematch, but on a more personal side I have to
admit to some serious concerns about myself that I was able to drink so much
and still more or less walk out of that bar so I figure I ought to lay low
and detox for a while....

Maybe at critical mass?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:30 pm

did we ever figure out if our drinks counted? and if they did, which side did they count for?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:31 pm

they were not counted.
and they would have counted with us, of course.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:32 pm

oh, of course.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:56 pm

Next drinking contest just invite me as a stand in for your team. Sam can vouch for my skills,

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:03 pm

i think i rematch has been scheduled for critical mass... with an obstacle course, too, and no jobs the next day!

(can i get some of your secet special formula, Stuart?)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:11 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Next drinking contest just invite me as a stand in for your team. Sam can vouch for my skills,

Jason

Still as smooth as silk after a whole bottle of Jager... He wasn't speaking anything that even resembled English, but he could stand with falling over... that counts for something.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:20 pm

samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Next drinking contest just invite me as a stand in for your team. Sam can vouch for my skills,

Jason
Still as smooth as silk after a whole bottle of Jager... He wasn't speaking anything that even resembled English, but he could stand with falling over... that counts for something.

I managed to say the right thing to a few ears during the course of the night.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:22 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Next drinking contest just invite me as a stand in for your team. Sam can vouch for my skills,

Jason
Still as smooth as silk after a whole bottle of Jager... He wasn't speaking anything that even resembled English, but he could stand with falling over... that counts for something.
I managed to say the right thing to a few ears during the course of the night.

Jason

Yes you did... you old smoothie...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:17 pm

hey Lydia... thanks for the smootchies at the LL last night...

(and thanks for being so spicy! --er, I mean, for remembering my spices...)

pixieKLOWN · Post by **pixieKLOWN** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:21 pm

awww i missed the smooches at the LL last night? dammit..i guess ill have to wait until next year. Smooches to you all tho.
heh heh

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:36 pm

back atcha baby....

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