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VultureChow · Post by **VultureChow** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:04 pm

Oh god. What just happened? Did he have a stroke?

Do you smell toast?

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:08 pm

Now that right there, is some tongue in cheek shit.

Love it

Jackass · Post by **Jackass** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:10 pm

VultureChow wrote: Did he have a stroke?

Do you smell toast?

What is it with the toast?

That's funny shit...

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:24 pm

oh, I long for the pedant's formatting skillz right now ...

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:29 pm

I'm just going to leave this here...

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:50 pm

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:51 pm

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:13 pm

Do these people just not have an imagination?!

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:48 pm

I think we just discovered a long lost son of L. Ron Hubbard...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:59 pm

i'm TOTALLY bringing my SAG card with me at all times.

if it's a western, i'm in...

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caffeineslinger · Post by **caffeineslinger** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:32 pm

Does shit stick to vinyl underpants?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:45 am

Everything could kill you

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:41 am

Boy, that was a poorly written cheap shot.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:33 am

OK. Who's kidding and who's confused? Two smart guys and I can't tell if either one of you are putting us on.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:32 pm

One of you must be trolling me... if not, name and number removed to protect the stupid.

Received in my email:

"My name is (redacted). I was supposed to go with a travel company that takes people in buses to the playa, sets them up with food and water and the site, minus camping equipment, but they sold out of seats and I'm currently on a standby list waiting on their cancellations. If they don't open up a seat, then I would like to find a group of people that would bring extra burners with them, as long as I supply my own tent and all I needed to share was the ride, cost for food and water, assuming you supply food and water. If you are either looking to bring extra people with you or at least know how I can get in touch with other groups of burners looking to do the same thing, it would be greatly appreciated. My cell number is (redacted). What I could provide for gifting is an extra bottle or 2 of alcohol such as Vodka, some bags of powdered gatorate, as far as other physical items that's about all I can carry, but as far as other types of gifting, any reasonable help I could offer could be a gift as well, if someone needs someone to talk to about a personal problem in their life, maybe I can help, or maybe not, but if I can, I will offer to, etc. If you have any other ideas or suggestions for gifting to someone else, let me know. When you respond to this ad could you please do me a favor and tell me alittle about yourself?
Thank You."

I applaud whomever did this.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:37 pm

Nope that guy is totally for real. I got that email too and after a back and forth where I tried to gently explain the many ways in which is approach was less than optional and suggested ways he could be self sufficient I gave up and suggested he post here and on reddit. He posted on reddit and a bunch of folk said they'd gotten the same email. Nothing we said to him seemed to get through.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:38 pm

Thank you. I really needed that laugh.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:28 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:14 pm

tamarakay wrote:

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:14 pm

Are you happy? I peed myself.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:49 pm

Feel free to stop reading and replying then.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:32 pm

Popcorn please. It looks like a double feature coming up. Kinda reminds me of Serial Mom.

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:42 pm

Or tag team your mate in. No wonder I get the two of you confused so often.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:01 pm

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lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:07 pm

Ratty wrote:Popcorn please. It looks like a double feature coming up. Kinda reminds me of Serial Mom.

Bwahahaha

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:23 pm

Wow an "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I post"

If you're not gonna play like a grown up there's really no point even bothering.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:26 pm

Thunder Dome. Thursday work for you?

Jovankat · Post by **Jovankat** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:48 pm

No it will have to be before wednesday so we can kiss and make up at the Meet and Greet

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:51 pm

good thinking that ^^^

And no you guys can't watch!

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