The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:12 pm

Sensei wrote:Is this a fuckin' bar or what?

Guin, how 'bout a shot of vodkacranwhatever off your navel? Pretty please? I'll even keep my hands in my pocket this time...

...

you mean those pockets with the holes in them? Sure, Sensei, whatever you like.

*pulls shirt over head, lays down on bar*

Oh, and just so's you know, I smell like coconut again today...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:19 pm

* Sensei inhales deeply, and dives face first into Guin's tummy *

Uh. Yeah. That works.

* Sensei's eyes roll back in his head and he falls to the floor like a tree, bouncing slightly *

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:22 pm

Ya' know, I think I'll try that!

* Sensei pulls shirt over head and lays down on bar *

Guin, be gentle. And tell robbi she's next!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:28 pm

okay sensei: I'm in for tomorrow!

(god, I hate it when I say things like "hey, honey, if you need space, then do what you need to do" and then they take me up on it. I mean, I KNOW it has to happen, but sheesh!)

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:28 pm

Uh oh.

Robbi lounges back into the couch and makes bubbles in the beerglass.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:31 pm

.... whew... Back... how about a bottle of that single malt... Maybe some Glenlivit... Ah, yes.... just the thing... let me cork this puppy and waft in the aroma...

Coconut?

.... oh... ah.... my..... ummmmm... yes, well, Miss GE.... it seems you're making the breast of it.... BEST!... BEST!... I meant breast... FUCK! Best!.... I meant best....

...maybe I'll just have a hot titty.... TODDY!! TODDY!!!... Jesus, I'm sooooo embarassed....

.... I'm not!..... HEY! GUINIVERE... BAY-BEE..... LOOKIN' GOOOOOD!!!....
Yeah... You're right, but be subtle... oh...... sorry.... DAMN STRAIGHT!!
.... I forgot who I was talking to...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:34 pm

Robbi, if you were within 200 miles or so, we would find a way to get you to this drunken smashup in a second. You know that.

And Guin, honey?. You write/call Rian and Lydia and decide how we're doin' this. Then you call/write Sensei and tell him where and when to pick you up. You've got tonight and most of tomorrow to do this... Easy money.

Robbi, get your li'l self over here and have one on me...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:37 pm

[quote="samtzu..maybe I'll just have a hot titty.... TODDY!! TODDY!!!... Jesus, I'm sooooo embarassed.... [/quote]

Think he's red-faced now? Wait'll he finds out Sensei's off-playa name is Todd. Coincidence? I think not...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:37 pm

Well, Sam, of course I'm making the breast of it. They're such NICE breasts! So perky! (at least, this is what I've been told...)

And hello, Woodrow... nice to see you up and around.. haven't seen you much lately...

So, Sam.... are you and Jason going to roadtrip up tomorrow???

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:40 pm

tomorrow is out for me (I work four hours, then the wonderful family thing... which I truly enjoy) but Friday night, all day Sat, and Sunday are open to me.... could you find me a place to stay.... that's bigger than a walk-in closet, I mean

although I do love cosy!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:43 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Well, Sam, of course I'm making the breast of it. They're such NICE breasts! So perky! (at least, this is what I've been told...)

You mean to tell me you don't look down every once and a while and just noticwe your breasts for a while or is that just a male fantasy.

Jason

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:44 pm

ah, well, tomorrow is the only chance I have, darling. Wolfie's coming up Friday, we're doing my friends' thing, then Saturday we're heading up to the orange party. But dont' worry... I'm sure there'll be many pictures for you to be jealous about (I know, I know... you don't do jealous... but, all the same)

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:45 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:So, Sam.... are you and Jason going to roadtrip up tomorrow???

So I see how it is use the Sandman to get Sam up to Seattle for your devices.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:45 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Well, Sam, of course I'm making the breast of it. They're such NICE breasts! So perky! (at least, this is what I've been told...)
You mean to tell me you don't look down every once and a while and just noticwe your breasts for a while or is that just a male fantasy.

Jason

That's us, Dude... If I had breasts, I would get nothing done and probably starve to death... I'd never stop looking at them or playing with them...

.... hey, they do have surgical techniques... hmmmmmm.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:45 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Well, Sam, of course I'm making the breast of it. They're such NICE breasts! So perky! (at least, this is what I've been told...)
You mean to tell me you don't look down every once and a while and just noticwe your breasts for a while or is that just a male fantasy.

Jason

Oh, I do! But, you know... I was trying not to toot my own horn.... and it was just this morning that I was told so, so it was fresh in my mind...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:45 pm

samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Well, Sam, of course I'm making the breast of it. They're such NICE breasts! So perky! (at least, this is what I've been told...)
You mean to tell me you don't look down every once and a while and just noticwe your breasts for a while or is that just a male fantasy.

Jason
That's us, Dude... If I had breasts, I would get nothing done and probably starve to death... I'd never stop looking at them or playing with them...

.... hey, they do have surgical techniques... hmmmmmm.....

no no no... just play with MINE instead!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:47 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: You mean to tell me you don't look down every once and a while and just noticwe your breasts for a while or is that just a male fantasy.

Jason
That's us, Dude... If I had breasts, I would get nothing done and probably starve to death... I'd never stop looking at them or playing with them...

.... hey, they do have surgical techniques... hmmmmmm.....
no no no... just play with MINE instead!

Maybe I do need to go up to Seattle tomorrow.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:47 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:ah, well, tomorrow is the only chance I have, darling. Wolfie's coming up Friday, we're doing my friends' thing, then Saturday we're heading up to the orange party. But dont' worry... I'm sure there'll be many pictures for you to be jealous about (I know, I know... you don't do jealous... but, all the same)

*sigh*

Another Liter of Glenlivit.... please....

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:47 pm

Sensei: Miss Lydia says to head over to her house anytime after 8 or so... I'm bringing mulled wine...

I'll find my own way there, I think... if that changes, though, I'll let you know.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:47 pm

Sensei said: Robbi, get your li'l self over here and have one on me...

Right-o!

Robbi strips down to the waist., Wearing only playa-pants and hiking boots, she walks up the barstools with beer in hand, as swiftly and casually as if walking up garden steps. She then deftly hikes her leg over Sensei's abdomen, and straddles him, with a naughty, almost insane look on her face.

Yo-kay. Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:47 pm

is that Woodrow shitting himself down there???

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:48 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote: That's us, Dude... If I had breasts, I would get nothing done and probably starve to death... I'd never stop looking at them or playing with them...

.... hey, they do have surgical techniques... hmmmmmm.....
no no no... just play with MINE instead!
Well, if you do, please grope the Most Delicious Miss GE for me....

.... ME TOO!!!....

Maybe I do need to go up to Seattle tomorrow.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:48 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Sensei said: Robbi, get your li'l self over here and have one on me...

Right-o!

Robbi strips down to the waist., Wearing only playa-pants and hiking boots, she walks up the barstools with beer in hand, as swiftly and casually as if walking up garden steps. She then deftly hikes her leg over Sensei's abdomen, and straddles him, with a naughty, almost insane look on her face.

Yo-kay. Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

you know... Rian and Lydia AND I happen to know that Sensei LOVES it when you straddle him...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:49 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:is that Woodrow shitting himself down there???

Probably.

I think all woodrow has to look forward to this weekend is a firm handshake or 20.

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:49 pm

Well... THAT didn't work.... ignore me... I'm pouting...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:50 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:is that Woodrow shitting himself down there???
Probably.

I think all woodrow has to look forward to this weekend is a firm handshake or 20.

Jason

Hey, I believe that all I'LL be getting this weekend is slef-lovin', and there's NOTHING wrong with THAT!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:50 pm

fuck:

SELF...SELF-lovin'

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:50 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:is that Woodrow shitting himself down there???

If he could, he would... yummmmmm.... just the thought...

... better leave it there....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:51 pm

aw, Sam... don't pout. Would it make you feel better if I sat on your lap and bounced up and down? I'm not against that...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:51 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:is that Woodrow shitting himself down there???
Probably.

I think all woodrow has to look forward to this weekend is a firm handshake or 20.

Jason
Hey, I believe that all I'LL be getting this weekend is slef-lovin', and there's NOTHING wrong with THAT!

I am guessing that is by choice because I am fairly sure there are quite a few people that would love the oppurtunity to help you along in the Seattle area.