The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:51 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:aw, Sam... don't pout. Would it make you feel better if I sat on your lap and bounced up and down? I'm not against that...

Well I can't it to myself... sooooooooo.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:54 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: Probably.

I think all woodrow has to look forward to this weekend is a firm handshake or 20.

Jason
Hey, I believe that all I'LL be getting this weekend is slef-lovin', and there's NOTHING wrong with THAT!
I am guessing that is by choice because I am fairly sure there are quite a few people that would love the oppurtunity to help you along in the Seattle area.

Well, I'm hoping that there might be a few people in the Vancouver area who might help... but I"m not going to set any expectations...

And Sam, uncross your legs... yer wearing yer kilt, right??... Okay...

*straddles Sam's lap*

*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:56 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....... eeeeeeeeeeeeee........ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Smoooooooth....

Hey... where'd ya' go.... ?

Shit... another Glenlivit...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:59 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:...you know... Rian and Lydia AND I happen to know that Sensei LOVES it when you straddle him...

This is a f-f-f-fact.

And Sam? What can I say? I wouldn't even let Guin set foot in my rat-trap when I forgot to bring the pics to the LL and had to drive all the way back home to get 'em. Made her wait in the car, right Guin?

There was a reason for that. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Hopefully, Sensei will get his act together soon and start the humongous job of getting my hovel ready for guests...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:59 pm

*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*
*bounce*

Sam, don't drop yer phone... or yer drink... or yer cigar...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:02 pm

I think we lost Sam.

GE, I think you left him in a coma...

*paramedics rush in, GE is still bouncing as they hook the defibulator up to Sams chest, GE rips off the pads to get at Sam nipples, the heart monitor starts up again*

Sam thought we lost ya

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:05 pm

whoooo........ whooooooo whoooooooooooooo

What the fuck was that...?

Please, M'am can I have another?

....ME TOO!!!.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:07 pm

oooo! That was a hell of a jolt! makes me all tingly...

so, I'm off work now (though not out of the office, obviously).. can I have a real drink?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:08 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:oooo! That was a hell of a jolt! makes me all tingly...

so, I'm off work now (though not out of the office, obviously).. can I have a real drink?

For you girl how about a Fallen Angel

1 1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 tsp. White Creme de Menthe
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
Dash of Bitters

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Top with a cherry and serve

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:09 pm

thanks DJ!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:10 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:thanks DJ!

Anytime

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:14 pm

Sensei's out for dinner break...

I love you all. Please be good to yourselves and to those who love you...

And an especially Happy Thanksgiving to all e-playans!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:14 pm

WHOA!!! YEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWW! I'm charged now!!!! GE.... Honey!! Wanna' try that again.... Woodrow's up for it....

.... yeah.... woweeee! Bring on those paddles.... here, hit me with one...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:15 pm

woodrow honey, they don't vibrate... but I might have something here in the office that does... lemme check...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:16 pm

have good eats, sensei... mmmm, I'm hungry...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:17 pm

I was thinking of putting my phone in my underwear, putting it on vibrate, and calling myself over and over, but then I thought better of it.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:18 pm

samtzu wrote:I was thinking of putting my phone in my underwear, putting it on vibrate, and calling myself over and over, but then I thought better of it.

Remind me to never use your phone.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:19 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:I was thinking of putting my phone in my underwear, putting it on vibrate, and calling myself over and over, but then I thought better of it.
Remind me to never use your phone.

Only local calls... come on... once ya' try it, ya' never go back....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:19 pm

no, no... I keep a vibrator around here somewhere, for just these occaisions...

(it's funnier when you realize that I'm really not kidding)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:20 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no, no... I keep a vibrator around here somewhere, for just these occaisions...

(it's funnier when you realize that I'm really not kidding)

(imagine my long, rolling, laugh.... )

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:22 pm

oh I can...

but really, I do... a quick trip into the bathroom, and I'm perky as ever...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:24 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:no, no... I keep a vibrator around here somewhere, for just these occaisions...

(it's funnier when you realize that I'm really not kidding)

Hi, this is... oh... oh.... oh.... Guinivere... ahhhhhh... oh!.... I'm not able to cum... ah... cum.... ah... cum... ohhhhh.... to the phone right now... oh, babybabybaby.... but if you'll... ummmmmm.... yes, there, there..... leave a ...... oh god!.... a .... oh... oh.... oh... a brief.... mmmm yes!..... message....... I'll.... now! now! now! Pump me.... I'll..... faster! faster.... get back to you.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!.....

... when I can....

[perky] Thank you! [\perky]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:27 pm

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ANSWERING THE PHONE IN THE BATHROOM??

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:28 pm

It's a machine, Baby... it'll answer anywhere....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:30 pm

yeah, but I didn't record the machine message while in the bathroom, either...

sheesh!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:31 pm

oh, and this:

now! now! now! Pump me

Will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be uttered by me.

Period.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:32 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:yeah, but I didn't record the machine message while in the bathroom, either...

sheesh!

you should.... I'd call you twenty times a day just to hear it...

Oh yeah....

....ME TOO!!!!.....

Keep your .... um... hands, off of my phone...

... asshole....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:33 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and this:

now! now! now! Pump me
Will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be uttered by me.

Period.

Sounds like a challenge to me....

hmmmmmmm?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:34 pm

Okay kiddos... I'm off...

see you all monday...

many happy returns of the day, by the way...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:35 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and this:

now! now! now! Pump me
Will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be uttered by me.

Period.
Sounds like a challenge to me....

hmmmmmmm?

uh-uh. I don't do pumping. I do slow, methodic, slow, rhythmic, did I mention SLOW thrusting.... but NEVER the fast pumping thing. Doesn't do a thing for me.