The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:35 pm

You too, Sweetie... can't wait to do body shots off of you...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:37 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and this:
Will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be uttered by me.

Period.
Sounds like a challenge to me....

hmmmmmmm?
uh-uh. I don't do pumping. I do slow, methodic, slow, rhythmic, did I mention SLOW thrusting.... but NEVER the fast pumping thing. Doesn't do a thing for me.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and this:
Will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER be uttered by me.

Period.
Sounds like a challenge to me....

hmmmmmmm?
uh-uh. I don't do pumping. I do slow, methodic, slow, rhythmic, did I mention SLOW thrusting.... but NEVER the fast pumping thing. Doesn't do a thing for me.

Gawd damn! That's the kind of activity I LIVE FOR!

I'll be over here on the barstool shutting up now.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:39 pm

Well... Woodrow's excited... Scotch anyone...

I got a cute little eighteen year old here...... ?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:40 pm

robbidobbs wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote: Sounds like a challenge to me....

hmmmmmmm?
uh-uh. I don't do pumping. I do slow, methodic, slow, rhythmic, did I mention SLOW thrusting.... but NEVER the fast pumping thing. Doesn't do a thing for me.
Gawd damn! That's the kind of activity I LIVE FOR!

I'll be over here on the barstool shutting up now.

Robbi, at this point, shutting your mouth is the last thing you want to do...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:41 pm

Gimme a swig of that Sam.

Oops, I spilled some on my tits. Oh darn.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:42 pm

robbidobbs wrote:Gimme a swig of that Sam.

Oops, I spilled some on my tits. Oh darn.

Smooth...... Let me lick that off for you....

.....NO! NO! LET ME! LET ME!.....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:00 pm

samtzu wrote:... I got a cute little eighteen year old here...... ?

Well hey Wesley, what's new baby boy?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:12 pm

We're sorry. Woodrow's busy right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the tone.

SqueeeeeaK!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:13 pm

Uh, Giggles? Maybe we should just let 'em be for a bit... Don't worry, robbi can't keep it goin' for more than 5 or 6 hours, tops. And don't ask how I know...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:15 pm

*walks in, notices Sam and Woodrow talking between themselves in a corner booth*

Holy Hell! What's been going on in here?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:17 pm

Hey! BHA... look what Robbi's doing... I LIKE IT What cha' want to drink? Sam's a little out of it... he was slammed by GE... and he ain't gonna' recover soon.....

How about some single malt for the Alien? ......

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:18 pm

Sensei wrote:.....robbi can't keep it goin' for more than 5 or 6 hours, tops....

Well, now that's interesting.....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:19 pm

Feckin' A, Woodrow, single malt sounds just about right. Sam's going to be okay, right?

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:20 pm

SENSEI!!!!!

she says with unabashed glee

oh...hi, Sam... keep going, you're doing fine.

**squeak**

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:20 pm

gigglesnort wrote:Well, now that's interesting.....

Noooo. That's a 'love marathon'. I think bucket taught her.

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:20 pm

He's fine... he always drools like that...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:24 pm

Woodrow wrote:He's fine... he always drools like that...

get that little fucker out of here!!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:24 pm

Sensei wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:Well, now that's interesting.....
Noooo. That's a 'love marathon'. I think bucket taught her.

Sensei, bruddah, you on to somethin'?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:25 pm

tisha2 wrote:
Woodrow wrote:He's fine... he always drools like that...
get that little fucker out of here!!!

*tucking his member away*

I thought this was a "Members Only" bar...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:26 pm

Woodrow wrote:He's fine... he always drools like that...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sometimes it's <u>not</u> a cigar.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:32 pm

Well that was fun.

SENSEI!

Robbi leaps onto Sensei, fortunately causing them both to fall backwards onto the dusty couch

You *know* that I've never had quite so intense of a virtual necking session as I got to do with Sensei. My toes are still a'curlin' from the event.

My goodness, if I was less than 200 miles from him I'd be sooo there right now.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:33 pm

...she says, with a mildly intoxicated slur

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:33 pm

spurned... but... it was very nice........ veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery nice.... ohhhhhhhhhh.....

and now, BHA... it is a cigar

(was it good for you, Robbi?)

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:36 pm

Here's something I noticed, tomorrow will be The Bar's two-month anniversary. I just found myself on the first page of this thread and there it was:

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:34 pm Post subject: The Bar

I imagine that I am not alone in feeling utterly amazed that all the insane and meaningful shit that has gone on in here has only happened in two feckin' months. But then, that's not unlike the BM paradigm, when even if you show up for three days (which I have once or twice) you can still have experiences that rock you right out of your bean.

The other thing I saw on page one was the post that hooked me: Bambi asks for the usual and tosses Tisha the keys, doesn't miss a beat. [Bambi - Dice reference?]

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled drinking.

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:36 pm

eeeYEP!

squeak

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:39 pm

Well, then who's pourin, goddammit?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:48 pm

Sensei wrote:Oh MISS Lydia? A co-worker is heading off to the liquor store shortly. How does some SKYY sound? I've got a shitload of cranwhatever to bring, also.

Well, of course the first thing I thought about was margaritas...
But screw it.
SKYY????
Fuck, man. The Captain will be showing up with Grey Goose.
SMOOOoooooottthhhhhh.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:49 pm

Giggle, I will pour ya whatever you need or shall I reccommend?

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:53 pm

Well no Giggle-girl so I guess I will pour this special drink for ya all.

Royal Smile

1 oz. Apple Brandy
1/2 oz. Gin
Juice of 1/4 Lemon
1 tsp. Grenadine

Stir with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve