Ask Eric

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 8:50 am

Eric wrote:
PlayaPatrol wrote:Eric: Please explain your statement how people are kidnapped by Burning Man staff and forced against their will to Reno from the gate when someone doesn't have a ticket? Do the police arrest all ten of them and bring them to Reno police station? On what charges and under what legal statue? Or is this a fantasy invention scare tactic? Also provide actual evidence and stats that people standing in Empire or Gerlach are arrested for loitering.
Please, I beg of you - show up at the Gate without a ticket in a vehicle full of people. Just let us know when you're going to do it so we can video it. Your understanding of the facts and reality is right up there with the Duggar family.

Your long term old troll game is boring. I suggest you redecorate your basement instead.

Eric: Is it true that there is always room in the JOTS trucks leaving the playa for just one more 'passenger(without a ticket)'

Post by **Eric** » Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:13 pm

jneilvindy wrote:Eric: Grindr or Craigslist?

In person.

EspressoDude wrote:Eric: Is it true that there is always room in the JOTS trucks leaving the playa for just one more 'passenger(without a ticket)'

Yes. In what is politely termed "the back seat" - as long as it's not too full.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:16 am

Do I need a vehicle pass for my zorb?

Meat Hunter · Post by **Meat Hunter** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:15 am

Sic Pup,

I do not know about a vehicle pass for your zorb, you might need to check it out.

However, it is my belief that if you intend to ride/drive/operate/run/fly/roll/push (whatever you do with that thing) if you want to do it at night; then, you will have to be well lit, need to have out-walkers and you will need to go by DMV to have it inspected so that you can get your night-operation sticker/permit.

Eric, is not that correct?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:47 am

Dear Eric have you authorised an proxy to answer for you now?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:26 pm

Sic Pup wrote:Do I need a vehicle pass for my zorb?

Yes. You also need to go through Gate line in it, while maintaining full control, and carrying all your supplies. Please let me know which day you'll be coming, I enjoy an slight chuckle now and then.

Meat Hunter wrote:Sic Pup,
I do not know about a vehicle pass for your zorb, you might need to check it out.

I don't believe this thread is called "Ask Meat Hunter". You might want to go and read the early posts newbie.

graidawg wrote:Dear Eric have you authorised an proxy to answer for you now?

If I could find someone as intelligent as me I would consider it, but that's a pipe-dream, isn't it? So, no, no proxy.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:00 am

Dear Eric

Ever have a desert that was so good that you want to smear it all over someone just so you could lick it off?

southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:42 am

Dear Eric, May I answer Goathead's question?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:15 am

Dear SC

While food and fun do often mix, had a desert tonight that was just, WOW, I want to smear this one someone just so I can lick it.

Which is a rather a strange thought to be having at work.

Might have to take some home though.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:43 am

Dear Eric

"as if a dusty refugee camp in the
middle of rural Nevada is where anyone
would want to live year-round"

It does get a little quite after the talent show at the Black Rock

GreyCoyote · Post by **GreyCoyote** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:02 am

Dear Eric;

What are your fashion thoughts on a seersucker suit, spats and riding crop? Would this be appropriate dress for a dumpy old fart at the meet n greet? Or should I try something with stripes or tails? I'm rather shooting for the "Ygmir look", but I dont have the boyish good looks and svelte Nordic physique to rock a tux. Help!!!! My entire burn is in your hands!

Post by **Eric** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:26 pm

goathead wrote:Dear Eric

Ever have a desert that was so good that you want to smear it all over someone just so you could lick it off?

I have never wanted to lick a desert off of someone. I grew up in one, too many cactus spines and random dead shit.

southern crone wrote:Dear Eric, May I answer Goathead's question?

No.

goathead wrote:Dear SC
While food and fun do often mix, had a desert tonight that was just, WOW, I want to smear this one someone just so I can lick it.
Which is a rather a strange thought to be having at work.
Might have to take some home though.

Apparently there was Hanta virus in that desert you licked, and it's causing you to turn questions into comments. You might want to have that checked.

goathead wrote:Dear Eric
"as if a dusty refugee camp in the
middle of rural Nevada is where anyone
would want to live year-round"

It does get a little quite after the talent show at the Black Rock

You don't live in the refuge camp. You live in Mayberry-on-the-Dust.

GreyCoyote wrote:Dear Eric;
What are your fashion thoughts on a seersucker suit, spats and riding crop? Would this be appropriate dress for a dumpy old fart at the meet n greet? Or should I try something with stripes or tails? I'm rather shooting for the "Ygmir look", but I dont have the boyish good looks and svelte Nordic physique to rock a tux. Help!!!! My entire burn is in your hands!

Suits are always a good idea. Putting your entire Burn into my hands is not.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 5:43 pm

Eric:

Have you been moonlighting???

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:22 pm

Dear Eric

it sure feels like a refugee camp right now.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:50 pm

FIGJAM wrote:Eric:

Have you been moonlighting???

No. I do not clean toilet bowls. I have people for that.

goathead wrote:Dear Eric

it sure feels like a refugee camp right now.

I'm not the one who keeps building a road over a wash without a bridge.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:56 am

Dear Eric

We are outnumbered though.
And they all wear the same dirty black t-shirt.

forty_eight · Post by **forty_eight** » Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:51 pm

I was going to search for the threadz, but ...

Yo Eric,

How is teh Vehicle Pass drama unfolding? It's terrible, right?

Thanks,

48

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:27 pm

Dear Eric
What kind of crazy is forty_eight to ask you to do his searching?
Hm, while I'm here...

Drat, can't think of a question for myself.

Dear Eric,
Good job. We're lucky to have you.

Post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:24 am

goathead wrote:Dear Eric
We are outnumbered though.
And they all wear the same dirty black t-shirt.

Sorry, I don't think there's enough detergent on the planet to clean that filth. Or dirt.

forty_eight wrote:I was going to search for the threadz, but ...
Yo Eric,
How is teh Vehicle Pass drama unfolding? It's terrible, right?

I have no Vehicle Pass drama - I have one. Therefore, not terrible at all.

theCryptofishist wrote:Dear Eric
What kind of crazy is forty_eight to ask you to do his searching?
Hm, while I'm here...
Drat, can't think of a question for myself.
Dear Eric,
Good job. We're lucky to have you.

(A) Very crazy, but for ... reasons ... I'm in a good mood.
(B) Yes, yes you are.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:25 am

Eric, is Fandango going to be, yet again, the best bar on the playa?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:48 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Eric, is Fandango going to be, yet again, the best bar on the playa?

Is there any doubt? This year we'll be kicking ass and forgetting names at the 9:00 & K plaza.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:52 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Eric, is Fandango going to be, yet again, the best bar on the playa?

cough

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:55 pm

cough

HomeBrew is the Best Saloon.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 3:08 pm

Reading the side effects of a new medication for a friend

"too frequent or persistent erections"

Define too frequent.

Note to Yay! Just please note.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:17 am

eric, what is the necessary Richter Scale reading needed to liquify the playa?

just curious.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:19 am

tamarakay wrote:... new medication ... "too frequent or persistent erections" ...

So there's a "you're a teenager again" pill?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:01 am

tamarakay wrote:Reading the side effects of a new medication for a friend "too frequent or persistent erections"
Define too frequent.

Note to Yay! Just please note.

lucky you?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:39 am

Dear Eric

Single malt scotches, personal tastes change with the season's, or have you found a favorite and that is it?

rideincircles · Post by **rideincircles** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:48 am

Eric, How does stainless steel fare on the playa? Will it corrode within a week? I plan on bringing 7 kegs if I can fit all my stuff.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:52 am

Dear Eric

I would jump in here and tell them their kegs will be ok, but this is your thread, and out of deep respect for you I will not.

rideincircles wrote:Eric, How does stainless steel fare on the playa? Will it corrode within a week? I plan on bringing 7 kegs if I can fit all my stuff.

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