CRUSH THIS

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:59 pm

Maybe I am the evil Mother Theresa.

Then that would be a good thing.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:00 pm

Badger wrote:
Maybe I am the evil Mother Theresa.
hen that would be a good thing.

I am not quite sure yet if it is good.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:02 pm

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 12:23 am

you have no shame.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:31 am

I'll tell ya... those Albanian chicks do it to me every time....

... there's something you can take for that, right? ....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:57 am

Simply Joel wrote:you have no shame.

Yet an absolutely SMASHING fashion sense.
How DO you Do it?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:04 pm

my Lithuanian Catholic grandmother is doing somersaults in her grave

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:15 am

I'm crushing Sonic for dishing out the love in about a dozen recent posts. She makes me all warm and fuzzy. :-)

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:17 am

Rian Jackson wrote:

i crush Robbidobbs and AntiM.

two peeps with courage and brass who just make things feel a lot more complete when they're here.

Aaaah, crush right back atcha Rian.

Although trust me, I'm better in small doses.

(giggling at a crush, me?! really!? oooh)

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:31 am

I love you Anit-M, you're completly crushable.....

<i'm holding my pendant right now>

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:48 am

<i'm holding my pendant right now>

ahem, THAT'S what they're calling it now? A pendant?

oh my goodness gracious me...

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:13 pm

I have a big crush on Sensei right now.
But you knew that already.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:42 pm

And I have always had a crush on robbidobbs, and everyone fuckin' knows it.

But I feel soooo full of love and I simply can't deny myself to the women of the world, so... Sensei crushes Teniea, too. She knows why.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:44 pm

Oh, and that sonic chick; she's cool. And Jim Mason; I have to admit I like his ability to rile...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:44 am

Fucking shit...I completely crush her...It has been there for sometime and we both knew nothing could happen...then there she is....arms around me holding me in that way....she is fucking spectacular....it wasn't the drinks it was the moments....we both know...damn I am so crushing....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:43 pm

... Where was I? Oh, yeah...

I crush Sandman, 'cause he's our music man, a-movin' and a-groovin' and givin' all e-playans the chance to dance together to the same tune. And I like it when he's all smart-alecky.

I crush samtzu for bein' samtzu. He wanted to get mopey today, but pulled himself (along with me and many others) out in a spectacular save.

I crush bucket, 'cause he's so bucket-y. And (not always, but more often than you'd think) the sole voice of reason around this asylum. He'll be comin' to Seattle before too long, methinks. (I hope!).

I crush Donita for that wonderful post of hers in the Confessions thread. I expect big things from her.

I crush MISS Love for being all woman, all the time. And today, especially. She is white-hot! (Thank you, God).

I crush Zule for holding down a seat in the bar and being there for everyone who needs it. And so many of us do. Zule rules.

I crush the Cowboy (Angel, not that other putz) who's sense of optimism is actually equal in size to the entire universe.

I crush the Badger, 'cause he's fuckin' Badger; and you know just as well as I do that we're lucky to have him watching out for us and watching over us every single damn night of the event. Midnite to 8, baby! And then some...

And I crush the rest of you malcontents. Every last one. Yes, this means you, you bozo. You think Sensei hasn't noticed you over there in the corner, but I've had my eye on you the whole time...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:46 pm

I crush Sensei right the fuck back!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:59 pm

I crush Sensei... which, if I went that way, would mean that I really would crush him... he has sooooooooooooo got it going on. I don't know (honestly!!!!) why he wouldn't have the women just dripping off him in the dozens (he's only got 'ten's' after him). Ladies, if I was "The Dude", the dude I would want to be is Sensei... Check out the photos at http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?&col ... 6154809506 . The smirking (for a very good reason) gentleman in the background is our own Sensei... I forget the hottie's name... and he is smirking because he knows the photographer is leaving town and he is going to be alone with... well... with all that the photographer left...
Yeah... I crush Sensei because he has got it going on...

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 4:08 pm

I crush Sensei and everyone on eplaya for making me smile today.

I crush Sensei's Yin Yang Icon -- I can glare at that thing moving and dancing for hours...

I crush my daughter Samantha with all her wonderful piercings and beautiful tattoos and punk rocker attitude. I crush her unique bizarreness. XOXOXOX (Thanks to her, I caught Marilyn Manson on David Letterman last night and found myself really liking him and rocking out to his rendition of "Personal Jesus" **goosebumps** !!)

I crush my kitten Oliver for all his unconditional love, for waiting for me at the door when I come home from work, for purring all over me, for kneading/massaging me, for playing "fetch" like a dog -- (and I know you only do it for the wet cat food I spoil you with)

I am really crushing my life right now....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:09 pm

Sensei........wow

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:19 pm

You know ...I've never crushed anyone here ,but I'm feelin the urge ...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:49 pm

I crush Samtzu for wading in on the Jimmason thread, I hate feeling like I'm hanging out there by myself.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:36 pm

Dude, Sam, so we (Lydia, the Cap't, and I) notice two things:

1) All of your pictures feature GE in her HOT little outfit
2) Sensei can't take his eyes off of her in any of them.

[innocent] so boys, is there something you want to tell us? [/innocent]

(GE, we all think you're hot, too)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:52 pm

Well, who was I supposed to be looking at?

And I notice that, in addition to a number of pics of you and Guin, I've got more pics of Lydia (in various states of undress) that anyone else.

Lydia was quite photogenic that evening. Hey, I that reminds me! I've still got that safety-pin with "Drink #1" on it that Lydia gave me. That, boys and girls, is what we call a world-class souvenir.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:58 pm

Sensei wrote:Well, who was I supposed to be looking at?

And I notice that, in addition to a number of pics of you and Guin, I've got more pics of Lydia (in various states of undress) that anyone else.

Lydia was quite photogenic that evening. Hey, I that reminds me! I've still got that safety-pin with "Drink #1" on it that Lydia gave me. That, boys and girls, is what we call a world-class souvenir.

OBVIOUSLY, Lydia is hotter then hell. The Cap't likes it when she bites, him... i's let him tell you himself but i don't think i trust him with my login.

You should save the souvenir forever, eh?

BTW, i crush Lydia - for her southern accent when she gets drunk-
and the Cap't for being so fuckin' sweet it's almost unthinkable.

Have i ever lied to you all?

Yeah, i didn't think so. Get your ass over here, sensei, you slut!!!

(i already took off the pilgrim outfit - but i might put it back on if you ask really nicely.)

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:05 pm

You little shit!

You've already been at the sauce! You're hammered! I know you and I can tell. Now look, if you finish all the Capt.'s Grey Matter or whatever his fancy-shmancy voodka is called BEFORE I get there, Sensei is going to be pissed. But not too pissed, as I have a bottle of the oh-so-inferior Skyy in the truck now. Along with the cranwhatever.

You gotta pace yourself now, honey...

(yeah, like she'd listen now...)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 9:12 pm

Sensei wrote:You little shit!

You've already been at the sauce! You're hammered! I know you and I can tell. Now look, if you finish all the Capt.'s Grey Matter or whatever his fancy-shmancy voodka is called BEFORE I get there, Sensei is going to be pissed. But not too pissed, as I have a bottle of the oh-so-inferior Skyy in the truck now. Along with the cranwhatever.

You gotta pace yourself now, honey...

(yeah, like she'd listen now...)

why is it, my lovely, that you insist on thinking that every time i'm having fun i'm pissed?

now, yes, I AM drinking - but not drunk yet.

DAMN lydia can't find CLOCKWORK ORGY so we're stuck the EROTIC WITCH PROJECT.

ha ha. you have test vodka. that's ok, mine never makes it even to the test batch. (you'll have to get here to understand)

and it's grey GOOSE, grey GOOSE, not grey MATTER. shiiiit, you.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:36 am

Keeping the spirit of encyclopedic crushes, I crush Rian for, among many, many other things, being my first friend on the eplaya;

Sensei for being that big blue cloud of insanity that he is;

Tisha not only for starting the Bar thread, but for a certain kind of clarity especially when Woodrow is around;

Badger for his tectonic consistency, heh;

Joel for, sheesh, being simply Joel;

Bambi for that nice dress and giving me my sig line;

CBA for the sutras;

Samtzu for laying it on the line when it needed to be laid on the line;

Zule and nipples for being the first words I read in the morning;

Jason for surviving heavy shit and keeping it afloat no matter what;

and GE for a lot of things, not the least of which would be her love of Louie the C. and being the hottest lil...typist;

I have a working list for future crushes, so if you are feelinng left out of the BHA love, not to worry.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:40 am

i want to crush some e-playans like an empty beer can, but i don't think that is what is meant by this thread.

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 9:03 am

My daughter Samantha bought me a DVD movie awhile back and now I majorly crush Hedwig & the Angry Inch.

Six inches forward! Five inches back! I've got an angry inch!
Six inches forward! Five inches back! I've got an angry inch!
Six inches forward and five inches back!
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track.....

CRUSH THIS

.................crushgroove baby...............

Hedwig ROCKS