The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:25 pm

All alone on the e-fucking-playa. On Thanksgiving! Isn't there a thread for this around here somewhere.....

[giggles downs hte line of invisible imaginary shots one after another, then reaches for hte real shot for the no-show Miss LongLanks]

*sigh*

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:30 pm

Huh, all along I thought your Thanksgiving was this past Sunday...I can see a word on my calendar on that day, but now that I look at it closely it's Totensonntag, not Thanksgiving. Have a great turkey day- drink & eat lots!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:35 pm

sneaking back on from republican computer....oh hiya giggle and sparkle....I didn't eat like a pig....I just think like one....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:43 pm

Oh happy joy and serendipity, imaginary friends! Hiya! Nope, not eatin and drinkin like a pig either....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:51 pm

Giggle I am right here with ya.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:55 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Giggle I am right here with ya.

bah humbug!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:56 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:Giggle I am right here with ya.
bah humbug!

That about sums it up.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:10 pm

Aaaeeeeeiiiiiiiii!!!!! I'm leaving this freezer and going home... Set me up something warm... I'll be there in about half an hour...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:17 pm

What freezer? I'll have something warm too.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:21 pm

mmmm, warm sounds right.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:33 pm

well gees doesn't look like anyone is around, guess I'll keep wandering around till I see somebody.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:48 pm

Single malt, please....

Naw, Zule... I had to work today, and since the 399 other people in the building weren't there, they turned the heat down to about 60 degrees. I was actually trying to type with gloves on... *sigh*.... I feel so fucking grumpy right now, and family is coming over... and some of my kids friends that I don't want to see (assholes).... I'm in a foul mood for a Thanksgiving...

Which really sucks, because I really am thankful! Crap.... Well... It's like I've said before: Life is good, even when I don't think it is.

Slante'!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:51 pm

save me save eplayans from endless football games on tv...(baseball is different).....help SOS
I need some vapor

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:54 pm

Sensei...If you happen to swing in here and read this, could you do me a big favor and bite several of the Women of the Apocolypse for me... I'd love to be there myself and do it... but, alas... prior commitments, and minimal funds (and fun, too, dammit!) are preventing me.

And get a couple of good gropes in for me too, please....

*sigh*

Thanks.... I appreciate it...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:57 pm

Breath deeply my brother, the virtual air of these environs will heal thee.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:08 pm

There is something really hilarious, about the image I have in mind of CowboyAngel sneaking out of the family room or home theater what ever to do a few lines of E-playa before returning to the family gathering.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:39 pm

fuck Zule...that's what's exactly happening...I'd better get back now...oh the football.....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:39 pm

SNOooooORT! Aaahhh! Eplaya.....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:53 pm

samtzu wrote:Sensei...If you happen to swing in here and read this, could you do me a big favor and bite several of the Women of the Apocolypse for me... I'd love to be there myself and do it... but, alas... prior commitments, and minimal funds (and fun, too, dammit!) are preventing me.

And get a couple of good gropes in for me too, please....

*sigh*

Thanks.... I appreciate it...

Your wish is Sensei's command... Hopefully, all 3 Seattle WotA will make an appearance tonight. I give you my solemn word that I will bite and grope each and every one. Hell, I'll nail the Capt. for ya' too!

On a different note:
I see lots of 'woe is me' on the board today (not you, Sam). To this I respond with a hearty 'fuck you'. No, really. YOU'RE the ones supposed to cheer MY ass up, 'nkay? Now, let's get off our collective butts and put some lotion on that motion 'cause a rising tide lifts all boats; know what I'm sayin'? I love you crazy bastards and I NEED YOU to get it together out there... However bad you got it today, millions of other human beings have it incomprehensibly worse, and you fucking know it. So, let's remind ourselves of each other today, and how amazingly lucky we (who are lucky enough to burn) all are...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:55 pm

Sensei wrote:On a different note:
I see lots of 'woe is me' on the board today (not you, Sam). To this I respond with a hearty 'fuck you'. No, really. YOU'RE the ones supposed to cheer MY ass up, 'nkay? Now, let's get off our collective butts and put some lotion on that motion 'cause a rising tide lifts all boats; know what I'm sayin'? I love you crazy bastards and I NEED YOU to get it together out there... However bad you got it today, millions of other human beings have it incomprehensibly worse, and you fucking know it. So, let's remind ourselves of each other today, and how amazingly lucky we (who are lucky enough to burn) all are...

Words taken and appreciated. I am still debating a trip to Seattle tonight.

I need to get out around people and I will be doing better.

Jason

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:01 pm

Hey baby, I gots your good cheer right here.

Today I am a rich woman. I got fuckall in the bank but I'm wealthy. There are people in the world I love and some of 'em apparently love me back (It doesn't matter if I can't put my arms around them right this minute. I know they're out there). I'm not starving, I have a warm place to live. Hell, I even have luxeries like a fucking internet connection to keep me entertained. I have a creative life that is rich and fulfilling. I have work that, surprisingly, I seem to be good at and keeps me on my toes.

And I'm drinking. Life is good, motherfuckahs!

Smooch.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:03 pm

well, i am giving all our dogs a nice flea bath.

and drinking some white wine.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:07 pm

YEAH BABY! Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Good call, Lydia!

And you too, Sandman! That's the fuckin' spirit, big fella! If you don't make it up today (traffic and weather suck bad out there now) you will soon. Hell, the 30th is only 4 days away! I can feel your 'rising tide' all the way up here...

Flea powder and white wine... That's amore!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:13 pm

Just great Joel I was going to put off the baths my dogs so desperately need because it's such a fight, but fuck if you can do it I can.... better get to it if I want them to be dry before they jump in bed tonight.

Thanks I needed a kick in the butt.........

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:25 pm

Sandwich Man wrote:

I am still debating a trip to Seattle tonight.

Aaaaeeeeeiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! Call me, Dude... got room for a broke Brother? I'll PM my new phone number...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:27 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Just great Joel I was going to put off the baths my dogs so desperately need because it's such a fight, but fuck if you can do it I can.... better get to it if I want them to be dry before they jump in bed tonight.

Thanks I needed a kick in the butt.........

my beautiful wife and i knocked it out, the dogs seem happier, if not perplexed.

happy shampooing.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:32 pm

Okay... off to the store... picked up some friends-of-the-kids-without-vehicles... settled in to a semi-good Merlot....

All of you, Dudes and Dudettes, now, sincerely, from the bottom of my dark little heart:

I really do love you guys and care about all of you. You have shown me your humanity over the short time that I've met you, and I would rank you right up there with all the friends over the years that I've met in 'real life'. Distance is, truly, no obstacle to the heart. I'm raising this glass to all of you, raise your's when you read this: May the next year bring you blessings more than you even envisioned, and may you share these blessings with all you meet.... Slante', y'all...

Sam

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:38 pm

Cheers ya'll!

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:38 pm

Boy it's getting smooshy around here! Did someone spike the booze with e's?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 3:49 pm

Hold still, Sparkle! Sensei wants to give you a big ol' hug...