The Bar

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:25 pm

tonytohono wrote:Music is good on your stie DVD, was listening the other night. Some Ministry and whatnot...

Thanks,

The only time I really listen to it is if I'm totally fucked up or I'm at someones house that has no music while we are partying there, just to spice up things.

Yes....I'm a party animal.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:38 pm

I'm out of luck again, they have it configuared so the little kids don't drive them nuts or something and they've gone to bed,....

No need to discribe the music I can look up sandwichmans discription of music it will pretty well go with everything.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:42 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I'm out of luck again, they have it configuared so the little kids don't drive them nuts or something and they've gone to bed,....

No need to discribe the music I can look up sandwichmans discription of music it will pretty well go with everything.

Yeah I know what you mean. I wish sandwichmans would spin on my site sometime. I have other D.J.s that spin on my site sometimes but not often enough. I like variety but need music 24/7, does'nt matter what it is.

Well almost....no rap thank you very much.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:43 pm

In fact I should'nt have called rap music.

Excuse me.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:43 pm

I need to head out, want to get an early start tomorrow. Later

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:21 pm

Anybody alive in here?

I am...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:27 am

goddamn it, of *course* the board comes back up while I'm doing a show.

To answer what is now an *old* question...

(lydia... did you end up throwing up in technicolor???)

No, amazingly considering the fact that I was drinking that goofy toffee liquor in coffee **all day** and then proceeded to have vodka cranberry, rum and cider and mulled wine. At 1AM or so I gave into the insanity entirely and had a couple of beers. Not only did I not puke I didn't hurt at all the next day.

*shakes head* You'd think my liver has been in training or something these past few weeks...

To all y'all that made it... smooches and thank yous. You made my T-day.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:37 am

Lydia Love wrote: You made my T-day.

It was you, and you alone, who made Sensei's Thanksgiving something special, Lydia. Thank you so much!

Oh, and smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch!

Signed,

Pepe Le Pew

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:19 am

I WAS gonna post an amazing little compare and contrast between our most recent two reviews. But the good one isn't as of yet to be found online. It was in the Seattle Gay News and used adjectives like "Spectacular" and "Stunning". It even featured an un-ironic use of the term "on gossamer wings". We made one reviewer *really really* fucking happy.

What the fuck, the contrast is below. This was written by what is possibly the most hated man in the theatre scene at this moment. There's a difference between an honest critique and an attempt to destroy a cast's spirit. I think he crossed the line.

It's so fucking negative, it's absurd. I understand that if he get's one more letter protesting the tone of the article he's gonna have to have a meeting with our artistic director and his fucking boss.

One of our cast has challenged him to a Karoke show down (nobody can sing, motherfucker? How's *your* voice?)

http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0 ... _jesus.php

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:53 am

Just to put a little perspective on things for non-Seattleites... The four papers in town, in order of respectability, are as follows:

#1) Seattle P-I (who LOVED your show, I might add)
#2) Seattle Times
#3) the Stranger (weekly alternative that regularly embarrasses #'s 1 and 2 by constantly breaking stories the big boys missed.)
#4) Seattle Gay News

and finally, coming in dead last behind several local high-school papers...

#5) the Weekly

The Weekly (or 'Weakling' as we call it) is a true rag, suitable only for lining bird cages or wrapping fish. Their big "Best of Seattle" is remarkable for how many 'winners' in various categories are also 'advertisers' with the Weakling. Coincidence, I'm sure. Anyway, the point is, EVERYONE knows the Weakling is a fuckin' joke and they dumped on your play because, for once, they can be negative about something that won't hurt their fucking pocketbook. It's that simple. They're trying to show they have 'spine'. Ha. Maybe you guys should have bought a little space in their 'paper' to advertise. On the other hand, why bother? That worthless piece of shit rag is goin' bye-bye soon and everyone knows it.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:07 am

Ah, Sensei, way to go.

You know who hands out the "best of" crap at the free papers? The fucking advertising departments. The reps talk among themselves, about which bank or brake shop should have some smoke blown up its figurative ass and bingo, there you go.

Anyone who takes that crap seriously should have their head examined.

Have a nice day.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:15 am

*putting out a glass of warm milk*

Oh, yoo-hoo, Bad-ger, come on in here an have a nice glassy of milky with your Buckethead. I'll even save a huggy-wuggy for you.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:16 am

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:45 am

Alrighty then, time to grind some beans and get the coffee going.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:35 am

gigglesnort wrote:oooh, a toast to classist epiracy~

I meant JEERS to the epirates, JEERS not cheers, sheesh....

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:59 am

Ummm... thanks for the coffee, Bucket!

By the way, why oh why has my name become
synonomous with self gratification (snapping the carrot, really!)?

~twiddles tits abjectly~

The best thing that ever happened to me was
to finally hit bottom. It is not a pretty thing,
really quite disturbing & I am not saying I am glad
anyones sis or bro is troubled badly, only that I have
hope & faith they will find the road to happiness by knowing
the brambles on either side & never wanting that again.

Skøl!

~slams coffee, burns throat~

Ouch! Damn non-alcohol drinks!

~twists the heads off a brown, a green & a clear, foams all at the mouth~

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:56 am

Hey more coffee! I am flying this morning so it will be a good day. Back in the Bar this evening and I am feeling so good, I will offer complimentary massages tonite in the hot tub.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:40 am

I'll take some of that coffee before I go back to packing boxes.

Jason

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:42 pm

Snow snow snow!

RobbiDobbs dances into the Bar, wearing many layers and big boots. She appears to be in good spirits, although her eyes seem really tired and dark.

Good morning Sammich. Can I have some of that coffee to warm up?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:51 pm

Robbi you can have anything your heart desires

And everyone I should have some music up soon. So who here will be able to listen?

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 12:59 pm

Up we go http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast ... lename.pls

Tune in if ya love me

Jason

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:39 pm

Hey boys and girls. Been gone far too long. Line me up with some drinks!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:53 pm

Back on the ground, a little coffee then tonite, much beverage and hot tubbing. Yahooooooooooooooooooooooo Fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:23 pm

[giggles sneaks into the bar and installs a super-duper extra heavy duty bubble maker machine and turns the switch to "on" then dashes]

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:42 pm

[Feeling particularly mischievous today, Donita sneaks in right behind giggles, puts a quarter in the jukebox and plays an old Lawrence Welk tune, then bolts for the door...]

And-a-one-and-a-two.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:04 pm

Tunes are done for now. Thank you to all who tuned in.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:18 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Tunes are done for now. Thank you to all who tuned in.

Jason

I checked you out for a little bit before a run to the store! Very smoooth....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:55 pm

Glad you got to catch some. It was a bit sloppy on the mixes today but oh well. I still love the records I own.

So I guess it is time to pour a drink.

A Whirling Fruit Basket

1/4 oz. Midori
1/4 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/4 oz. Sour Apple Schnapps
1/4 oz. Blackberry Brandy
1 oz. Rum

Layer in a shot glass. Pick up the shot glass and spin the liquid. Shoot it, slam it

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:13 pm

* Sensei enters bar on a stolen Segway *

Whoa! Watch it! Watch it! Get the hell out of the way!

* much breakage *

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:13 pm

Been a long day for a Sunday. Rain, then wind, then rain. Chicken soup and banana bread going in the kitchen. Even though it's cold, I wouldn't turn down a little Alsace from the cellar.

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