The Gay Bar

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:39 pm

Well boys,

I was just appreciating how much this here Eplaya
is like the real playa with the witty conversation, and the
mayhem, and the diverse opinions; being able to jump from one
camp (thread) to another...just realized that besides
the dust, there was something missing....Gurrrrl! Where's my
fucking drink?!

SO - I take my needs into my own hands...

Welcome to the Eplaya Gay Bar! Dish the Dish, the Queer and the steer at your service! He is plenty experienced (mmmmhmmm, she's durty)
and pretty darn hot to boot. Step right up, hit the dance floor playing all your favorite Britney Spears hits and have a seat. The bar is fully stocked and lookee there! A hundred martini galles with every fruity martini you've ever wanted in the shaker!

Act appropriately (as defined by you of course) and no puking!

What'll it be, gurrrrrrrrrl?

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:54 pm

Gay Bar??? About fucking time.

But here I am, HCF to the end. So what's the decor? Leather, Levi bar?? Sparsely decorated with porn playing in the corner? Video Bar with Madonna and Mad TV clips playing or a dance bar with shirtless boi's bumping and grinding.

Well here I am at least, I'm willing to pay whatever cover is and get a vodka tonic with Absolut Citron please. :P

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:56 pm

Hey Pup, welcome to the GD threads, hear I've brought you a bottle of bubbly. How you don't mind the first guy in the bar here is straight. I do have to say some of the best times I've had in any bars have been had in Gay bars.

don't think I can take much Britney though so I'll just leave this with you and be on my way.

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:59 pm

MoisturePup

you didn't happen to camp with the Astropup's this year or last did you?

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:02 pm

Zule

don't worry if Brit comes on every so often, after a few cocktails it all kinda sounds the same anyways (at least until Cher comes on).

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:15 pm

It's kind of hard to tell if Moisturepup was serious about the Gay bar since he parodied or paraphrased Tisha2's opening post of "the Bar" thread, But what the hell I'm sure there are plenty of people who would enjoy it so I think it will make a go.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 9:17 pm

jesusfuckinchrist...

SilkenTofu · Post by **SilkenTofu** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:09 pm

Badger wrote:jesusfuckinchrist...

C'mon Badger...there are crappier threads on the eplaya. Lighten up, you're in the gay bar now. Cosmo?

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:25 am

Hey - when's the karaoke night?

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 12:57 am

Britney Spears? Screw the shots just gimme the damn bottle and let's get it over with.

Oops I meant Britney Federline. Gawd that doesn't sound right.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:08 am

Badger wrote:jesusfuckinchrist...

badger, does this mean the end of the e-playa as we know it?

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:33 am

SilkenTofu wrote:MoisturePup

you didn't happen to camp with the Astropup's this year or last did you?

I didn't camp with Astropups last year, but I will be camping with them next year. I was in Vietnamese Iceed Coffee Camp, and befriended the pups, and found my new home on the playa.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:34 am

Zulegoona wrote:It's kind of hard to tell if Moisturepup was serious about the Gay bar since he parodied or paraphrased Tisha2's opening post of "the Bar" thread, But what the hell I'm sure there are plenty of people who would enjoy it so I think it will make a go.

Yeah it was tongue in cheek, but let's have some fun with it.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:35 am

PurpleKoosh wrote:Hey - when's the karaoke night?

Karaoke night is Tuesday. We've managed to lose all of our non-euro pop karaoke disks though.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:35 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Badger wrote:jesusfuckinchrist...
badger, does this mean the end of the e-playa as we know it?

No, it means the eplaya is gonna get FABULOUS!!! And Britney-ized.

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:36 am

MoisturePup wrote:Karaoke night is Tuesday. We've managed to lose all of our non-euro pop karaoke disks though.

Oh Lordy, you mean we have to suffer through more Whitney Houston stuff?

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:37 am

Badger wrote:jesusfuckinchrist...

Oh Badger, I'm not setting our civil rights back 100 years or anything, so shoosh.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:39 am

Tancorix wrote:
MoisturePup wrote:Karaoke night is Tuesday. We've managed to lose all of our non-euro pop karaoke disks though.
Oh Lordy, you mean we have to suffer through more Whitney Houston stuff?

It’s not right ,but it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:50 am

MoisturePup wrote:
Tancorix wrote:
MoisturePup wrote:Karaoke night is Tuesday. We've managed to lose all of our non-euro pop karaoke disks though.
Oh Lordy, you mean we have to suffer through more Whitney Houston stuff?
It’s not right ,but it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway....

There's still time to order the opera set and have it overnighted. Then we can find out who the REAL queen is.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:56 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
MoisturePup wrote:
Tancorix wrote: Oh Lordy, you mean we have to suffer through more Whitney Houston stuff?
It’s not right ,but it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway....
There's still time to order the opera set and have it overnighted. Then we can find out who the REAL queen is.

I just clicked reply because I like seeing boxes within boxes. It's so NOW!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:13 am

MoisturePup wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
MoisturePup wrote: It’s not right ,but it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway....
There's still time to order the opera set and have it overnighted. Then we can find out who the REAL queen is.
I just clicked reply because I like seeing boxes within boxes. It's so NOW!

While simultaniously being LAST WEEK!!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:29 am

Tancorix wrote:
MoisturePup wrote:Karaoke night is Tuesday. We've managed to lose all of our non-euro pop karaoke disks though.
Oh Lordy, you mean we have to suffer through more Whitney Houston stuff?

Liza Minelli and Cher

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:32 pm

MoisturePup wrote:
PurpleKoosh wrote:Hey - when's the karaoke night?
Karaoke night is Tuesday. We've managed to lose all of our non-euro pop karaoke disks though.

How are we supposed to do karaoke without showtunes?!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 1:41 pm

http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:40 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
MoisturePup wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:There's still time to order the opera set and have it overnighted. Then we can find out who the REAL queen is.
I just clicked reply because I like seeing boxes within boxes. It's so NOW!
While simultaniously being LAST WEEK!!

It's like looking at a time warp (all these boxes within boxes.)

PurpleKoosh · Post by **PurpleKoosh** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:00 pm

stuart wrote:http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

http://www.discosquirrels.com/

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:27 pm

where's the poppers? and the sunken lit up disco floor? this bar sucks...this bar is so not gay. where is the disco ball? where is the thumping bass beat? and the back room? i am so out of here!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:43 pm

iT LoOkS LiKe tHiS pLaCe cOuLd uSe mY i dOn'T gIvE a sHiT aTtItUdE

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:26 pm

regynalonglank wrote:where's the poppers? and the sunken lit up disco floor? this bar sucks...this bar is so not gay. where is the disco ball? where is the thumping bass beat? and the back room? i am so out of here!

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP.

Either it's a beat, or a binge. You decide.

MoisturePup · Post by **MoisturePup** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:26 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:iT LoOkS LiKe tHiS pLaCe cOuLd uSe mY i dOn'T gIvE a sHiT aTtItUdE

Hoooray! I don't care either!