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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:52 pm

perhaps next time you could convince one of those roving mexican merchants to sell you a clue.

Doctor VonBacon · Post by **Doctor VonBacon** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 5:00 pm

It's those damn roadside ninjas again, stealing trinkets and leaving actual valuables behind.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:53 pm

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:47 pm

It was all bound to all be stolen at the soundcamp where you planned to wear it anyway...

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:51 am

What! Someone is profiting off of Burning Man!? Oh horrors.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:24 am

It's metal and goes on my wrist. It tells time. Do I win? PM me for address.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:58 pm

I guess that clears that up.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:46 am

Am I the only one that thinks the greater sin is how they were short-changed at birth? Quite the gyp.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 5:47 am

We live in remarkable times - when else could you receive congratulations for having the willpower and discipline to have surgery to correct having neither?

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 7:06 am

Ok. Two fronts forming. Chose your weapons. One side chooses their brain. The other side their potty-mouth. Humm. How long do I have to decide?

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 10:36 am

I'm enjoying the lost and found this year.

There is
never should have lost: passport/ID,
never should have brought/should have backed up the media daily/first photo is contact info,
and who cares if the item is found because its value in minimal.

The spirit of the finders is more admirable than the actions of the losers.

I would still wager that the Burning Man Music FestivalTM has better lost and found than the Other Music FestivalsTM, though we are trying to catch up in our production of "lost" garbage and litter, "found" by Playa Restoration.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 2:57 pm

If you're going to 'coin a phrase' make it one that doesn't offend women that have TS.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 3:45 pm

i tried googling, i asked around, and i still have no idea what the fuck "TS"
means...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Sep 19, 2015 9:09 pm

some seeing eye wrote:I'm enjoying the lost and found this year.

There is
never should have lost: passport/ID,
never should have brought/should have backed up the media daily/first photo is contact info,
and who cares if the item is found because its value in minimal.

I so badly want there to be a thread explicitly commenting on that stuff. Especially since I don't read much of it, so I hope someone alerts me to the really juicy ones.

If I choose the moderator confession berth that's womanned by Savannah, do you think she'll go easy on me.

some seeing eye · Post by **some seeing eye** » Sun Sep 20, 2015 11:49 am

Stupidity. Stupidity will kill this.

Stupid message board questions (we try to answer). Stupid message board challenges to answers. Stupid burners.meh message board. Stupid wandering videos and articles on the official blog by the pink hair. Stupid MOOPERS. Stupid MOOPy native headdresses. Stupid drug violations. Stupid festival behavior. Stupid PnP. Stupid sound camps and vehicles. Stupid PO mail and package senders. Stupid LEO commanders. Stupid LEO dog tactics. Stupid burners making fun of LEOs on playa at the temple.

Sure I missed many, many more.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 6:45 pm

That got weird

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 8:52 pm

If you are who I think you are...

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:12 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i tried googling, i asked around, and i still have no idea what the fuck "TS"
means...

Top secrets

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 10:14 pm

Bless wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:i tried googling, i asked around, and i still have no idea what the fuck "TS"
means...
Top secrets

it's Russian for "Tough Shitsky"

Post by **Sham** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:33 am

Ratty wrote:If you're going to 'coin a phrase' make it one that doesn't offend women that have TS.

TomServo---obviously!

Ano · Post by **Ano** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:45 pm

I can't help but laugh at the flood of people losing their phone this year. Maybe it was the same last year... but why in the hell are you carrying your phone around and not babying it? Seems stupid. If you're gonna get totally altered, don't carry anything of value.... pretty simple.

Bless · Post by **Bless** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:21 pm

transsexualitis

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 7:22 pm

He's just not that into you...

ServoBurrito · Post by **ServoBurrito** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:16 pm

Sham wrote:
Ratty wrote:If you're going to 'coin a phrase' make it one that doesn't offend women that have TS.
TomServo---obviously!

ServoBurrito · Post by **ServoBurrito** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:29 pm

Seems the drama still lingers, and I left aeons ago. Check yourself mother fuckers.

southern crone · Post by **southern crone** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:37 am

T S= Tourette's Syndrome? You Fur$%@led Di*+ ad As@#$%^ He@#$.

ServoBurrito · Post by **ServoBurrito** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:41 am

TS= talking shit. Something not below our precious Mods. Its an disease, with origins deep in the dark forests of Iowa. I had to put my camp down, after it became infected.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:15 am

Oh for craps sake

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:15 pm

What part of not your fucking bike do you not get?

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:31 pm

I saw it fall to the playa when you tripped over the carelessly left bike in a dust storm.

I called after you.

You ignored me.

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