Lost: Friday

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Captain Goddammit
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Lost: Friday

Post by Captain Goddammit » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:11 pm

I lost Friday pretty much entirely to a dust storm.
If anyone finds it, please return it to me, Captain Goddammit, ASAP.
I am sorely missing my playa Friday.
Thank you!
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by mudpuppy000 » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:16 pm

Yeah, I lost the saturday before gate too...

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:30 pm

At least that isn't as irreplaceable as a lost blue thermal cup.
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Sham » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:13 pm

I lost a testicle during set-up on Saturday. I looked for it pretty much all week and even check with the lost and found a few times. I have a fear that the clean up crew will find it and jab it with one of those nail sticks. :shock:

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by lucky420 » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:16 pm

Jesus that made me pucker...and I'm a girl ^^
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Canoe » Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:29 pm

Sham wrote:I lost a testicle during set-up on Saturday. I looked for it pretty much all week and even check with the lost and found a few times. ...
I suddenly had a picture of Cinderella and the search for the foot that fit the glass slipper...
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Ratty » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:50 am

Sham, I picture it happily rolling from moop pile to moop pile. Smiling as it closes the gap to the trash fence. Once there it'll squeeze through and join the other free parts. (Wearing lost socks in the evenings and sleeping under paper DJ fliers during the heat of the day.)
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Savannah » Fri Sep 11, 2015 5:08 pm

Sham wrote:I lost a testicle during set-up on Saturday. I looked for it pretty much all week and even check with the lost and found a few times. I have a fear that the clean up crew will find it and jab it with one of those nail sticks. :shock:
Ratty wrote:Sham, I picture it happily rolling from moop pile to moop pile. Smiling as it closes the gap to the trash fence. Once there it'll squeeze through and join the other free parts. (Wearing lost socks in the evenings and sleeping under paper DJ fliers during the heat of the day.)
:o . . . . . . . . :shock: . . . . . . . . :lol:
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by mgb327 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:22 pm

This is why I love you fuckos so much......
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Sham » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:51 pm

Good news, I found it in a shoe in my luggage. Just misplaced. 8)
Moving this over to Experiences at Burning Man. (what an experience)

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Admiral Fukkit » Fri Sep 11, 2015 6:52 pm

Well goddammit... now I don't think the Captain will want it back.

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by GreyCoyote » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:43 pm

Capt: your Friday ran off with my Tuesday. I just got a wedding invitation from them.

Kids....
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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by lucky420 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:54 pm

Sham wrote:Good news, I found it in a shoe in my luggage. Just misplaced. 8)
Moving this over to Experiences at Burning Man. (what an experience)


Whew...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Admiral Fukkit » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:00 pm

Sham wrote: Moving this over to Experiences at Burning Man.
Well that pretty much ruins it...

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Lonesomebri » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:01 pm

While other people were out losing their nads and Tuesdays at the Burn this year, this is how I spent my Lost Friday.
I was blessed to find it.
A beautiful new burner in camp who wasn't going to go across the street and perform because "the place will be closed because of the dust storm". Ha. We delivered her to the piano.

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Shoeshine » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:16 am

If anyone finds my marbles, I would greatly appreciate their return.

lost them Friday morning after I left camp for less than an hour and on my return found My hexi's door wide open and a fine taupe patina on all my belongings (including my pillow)

apologies to all campmates that endured my random string of obscenities and entreaties to both the divine and the profane.

I found a few just minutes later when a holy fuckton of great burners showed up for my workshop and reminded me why I do this.

any remainder can be sent to Reno, where hopefully, I can grab a few and the rest can be used for good purposes.

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by CyanEssence » Sat Oct 10, 2015 11:18 pm

Re: Lost: Friday: I feel you brother. And it took me until October to realize ...

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by apprehensive » Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:09 am

Sham, losing pieces of your genitalia is a fairly common problem. Here is a song about it.


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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by jneilvindy » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:19 pm

Lost: Wednesday night.

Something like this...

1. went to meet n greet
2. had absinthe

Any help locating the rest of the night would be appreciated.

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Re: Lost: Friday

Post by Meat Hunter » Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:00 pm

I also lost a Friday; For the life of me, I just cannot remember which Friday it was that I lost.
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