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Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:22 am

it's a conspiracy. it won't let me out of General Fucking Discussion!
maybe it is punishment for ripping new assholes for j.m.
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Post by Donita » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:29 am

Fucking-A.... That's a scary fucking mask, Bambi. :shock:


Fuck....

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Re: FUCK

Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:33 am

Donita wrote:Fucking-A.... That's a scary fucking mask, Bambi. :shock:


Fuck....
even scarier: it's not a fucking mask!!
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Re: FUCK

Post by Donita » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:46 am

Rian Jackson wrote: even scarier: it's not a fucking mask!!
Rian, I fucking crush you right now for making me fucking laugh my ass off!!!!

Can I say that on this fucking thread or do I have to go to the fucking crush thread for that?

PS: What a fucking great day... :P

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Re: FUCK

Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:50 am

Donita wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: even scarier: it's not a fucking mask!!
Rian, I fucking crush you right now for making me fucking laugh my ass off!!!!

Can I say that on this fucking thread or do I have to go to the fucking crush thread for that?

PS: What a fucking great day... :P
you can fucking say whatever you want wherever you want.
but someone might fuckin' razz you.
still, we're the only ones who seem to be fucking aruond here, so i think you're safe for now.

me, i'm a prisoner of the GD. *begins to mime being in a fucking box*

hey, Donita. so get this. my family is scandanavian, and apparently the approximation of 'Happy thanksgiving' in norwegian is 'gladelytaksigelsistag' or something like that. which, for us, turned into 'gladly toxic beagle dog.'

fuck yeah!
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Re: FUCK

Post by buckethead alien » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:54 am

Rian Jackson wrote:me, i'm a prisoner of the GD. *begins to mime being in a fucking box*
!
Mime Alert!

I Hope for Rian's sake Stuart's still in fuckin' Space Mountain.

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Re: FUCK

Post by Rian Jackson » Fri Nov 26, 2004 11:57 am

buckethead alien wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:me, i'm a prisoner of the GD. *begins to mime being in a fucking box*
!
Mime Alert!

I Hope for Rian's sake Stuart's still in fuckin' Space Mountain.
my street medic buddies are starting a city wide medic/clown war. it begins next fuckin' weekend...

is stuart hunting for mimes? i'm scared, even though i'm usually a klown...
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Post by buckethead alien » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:41 am

Argh! I just cut-and-pasted! I am fucking becomming Joel. Somebody shoot me now.

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:28 pm

no not shoot...if you become like Joel then you have to be pissed on.....
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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:41 pm

no no no... joel is usually pissed OFF...

apparently, you ignored another memo.
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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:52 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Argh! I just cut-and-pasted! I am fucking becomming Joel. Somebody shoot me now.
"If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?" Mark Twain, Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar


BA, that cut and paste thing set you free, eh?

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Post by bullD » Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:19 pm

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:24 pm

GNIKCUF


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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:26 am

Fuck. Why do i wander through the land of veiled insults?

Fuckin' reminds me of junior high.

Why am i not fucking posting this on Note to Self?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:33 am

Rian Jackson wrote:F-ck. Why do i wander through the land of veiled insults?
Seduced by those f-cking psalms again. "YEah though I wander through the valley of the veiled insults and veiled insluts, I fear not, for my cup runneth over, creating a flood, and I will shoot the rapids." A bible for x-sport sheeps.
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Post by AntiM » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:51 pm

fuck, yet another health scare with my parents, this time my dad hauled off to ER. Nothing showed up on the tests, he's home already, but fuck! it is getting scary. They're both 81 and frail. My brother called and told me he'll be useless when it comes to hard decisions and funeral arrangements, that he's not going to handle the folks' passing very well. fuck. I'm the baby, I'm not well, larry's always gone, I don't want to have to be the one to manage things. fuck fuck fuck.

I hate fucking reality.

and I'm cold. fuck.

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Post by Badger » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:55 pm

Ya know, there are a lot of places - particularly hospice and some socail services that help with putting the arrangements together so you all you'll really need to do at the time is to make a few phone calls. I'd definitely give your local hospice a call. If they don't have the info they'll damn sure know who to put you in touch with.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:06 pm

F*ck AntiM that suck sharp, pointy rocks. For some reason, my parents don't trust me with the money, yet do trust me to pull the plug. Can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult.
Larry may be on the road, and your big brother may have a melt down, but we're here. You can have my phone number if it would help. I'm not completely practical, but I know a thing or two about pain and frustration.
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Post by AntiM » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:06 am

Well, the biggest problem is we'll never pry the folks out of their home as long as they're both alive. They don't have any serious illnesses (except diabetes) or anything, just getting old and immobile. Nowhere near the hospice stage and Marvin does live there so he can help with day to day stuff. Mom has already signed a DNR, not sure about dad, but I think he has too. Nice thing about Mormons, they're happy to move on. And I know about the finances, and the wills, and where the burial plots are, my brothers and I won't argue about the pittance of an estate.

I'm just so tired. This year has been personally terrifying, this last surgery has been much harder to recover from than the others, and it is winter and the fucking holidays approach. And Genius moved away too. To be either sick or scared or alone is bad enough, but combine them all and it becomes wearing.

I'll be okay, I'm just hitting the initial winter blues, and am hyper-emotional on my current medication. I'm actually quite skilled at toughing it out, blowing off steam here in the fuck thread helps a great deal.

Golly, perhaps (temporarily) quitting drinking wasn't the answer!

Thanks for the support, good to know "y'all" are there.

Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:02 am

fucking different, yet the same
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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:03 am

what the fuck?
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Post by Lydia Love » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:14 am

Okay... let me fucking explain.

When the new board came up it's organization was a fucking mess and there wasn't a General Discussion. That's right. There was no clearly defined place for the community to have chatter that would have any promise of continuity.

General Discussion type threads spawned all over the place. Jane and I created our Fuck threads into two different areas of the board. Then when it was reorganized both Fuck threads were put into the new General Discussion area (and I'd like to thank the tech team for hearing us when we said it was important).

One fuck stayed up on the front page and the other one sank into the past. Obviously most people have forgotten it's very exisitence.

Until someone decided to fucking GO INTO THE FUCKING PAST AND BUMP THE FUCKING SECOND ONE! What the fuck is with this recent unecessary bumpage of obsolete threads? I mean, fuck me, was that really fucking necessary??

Could we, as a group, PICK ONE and let the other sink again please? It doesn't have to be the one I created - Jane Eric is a perfectly delightful name to see by "Fuck!". But splitting up all the fuck into two threads is fucking confusing...
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Post by GuinivereElise » Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:28 am

Lydia Love wrote:
Until someone decided to fucking GO INTO THE FUCKING PAST AND BUMP THE FUCKING SECOND ONE! What the fuck is with this recent unecessary bumpage of obsolete threads? I mean, fuck me, was that really fucking necessary??

Could we, as a group, PICK ONE and let the other sink again please? It doesn't have to be the one I created - Jane Eric is a perfectly delightful name to see by "Fuck!". But splitting up all the fuck into two threads is fucking confusing...
I second that fucking motion.

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Post by robbidobbs » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:15 am

OT: FUCK!

I now have to fucking screen my calls because of THREE!(3!) slack-vampires who I do NOT want to talk to on any kind of regular basis.
When I started my lastest high-speed evolutionary process, using taoism and meditation to "empty my vessel" I'd read that as it gets empty, there'd be people who will be attracted to the "peace" that I'd obtained...like flies to honey. And also that it might not be a very good thing, but definitely a learning experience. I kind of blew off the part about them being flies, as I just wanted the attention. Now I see the dual edged sword aspect of this observation. My sex-healer mentor had also told me this about what I could look forward to as I progress, and that I just needed to stay compassionate, yet firm to keep slack-vampires from bugging me.

To describe these three is to judge, but FUCK IT!
1) Caregiving client gets lonely, calls me like it's a fucking emergency, and admits she just wants a cigarette and someone to talk to.
2) Geek that I went out shooting with MONTHS ago keeps calling me to find out if there is any time in my busy schedule for him to take me out to lunch. He obviously wants to do me. He is socially inept, and come to find out, his only sex outlet is with "professionals" EW!!!
3) Hippie that is desparately looking for an icon of worship. Found me on a personal ad, glommed onto me like I was the fucking Goddess Herself, and now calls me when I get off work, sometimes at 2am! This being the time I cordon off for myself to get my taoist studies/meditation/journal writing done. Not a good time to be dealing with his hippie-shit.

So now I have a nasty, brief, bitter message on my answering machine that says I screen calls, DEAL WITH IT.

Gawd, it's fucking payback from all the bottomless-pit-of-neediness that I used to practice.

FUCK!

now where did I put my fucking compassion?...oh here it is.

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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:25 am

i don't blame ya, hon!
(maybe turning your ringer off when you want your downtime would be good, too)

i always screen my calls... after a full day on the phones i can't stand most phone conversations. sometimes i feel bad about it, but i have to do it for sanity's sake. between that and "never" being home, anyone who knows me well enough to call me knows to leave a message.

it also completely gets rid of solicitors....
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Post by admin » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:27 pm

Per user request, I merged the two "FUCK!" threads.

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Post by DVD Burner » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:36 pm

Well Fuck. Now this thread has beat the "in 3 words" thread.

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:39 pm

DVD Burner wrote:Well Fuck. Now this thread has beat the "in 3 words" thread.

FUCK!
hmmmm... what is the appropriate response? hmmmm...

oh well, i'll use the default response.

too fucking bad, eh?

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Post by Badger » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:18 pm

hmmmm... what is the appropriate response? hmmmm...
Maybe something like, "Did you say something you fucking fuck?"
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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:20 pm

i still fail to see why, if you guys are so annoyed, you keep fuckin' feeding him energy.
i guess you guys fuckin' like it.
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