The Bar

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:34 am

Hey! Who's grabbin' me? One of you ladies has a lot of fur on the back of your hand... who's that...? BUCKET! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! LEGGO'... LEGGO'.... hey, watch that stuff, will ya'?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:35 am

hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:36 am

Rian Jackson wrote:hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?

PLO legal advisor: of what it this you speak?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:38 am

I'm going for the hot tub, my fingers need to do some walkin'

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:39 am

GuinivereElise wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?
PLO legal advisor: of what it this you speak?

Palestinian Liberation Organisation

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:39 am

Rian Jackson wrote:hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?

Will having dinner complicate you life more than you want to complicate it? How thick is your FBI and Homeland Security files already? Do you Care?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:42 am

Zulegoona wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?
Will having dinner complicate you life more than you want to complicate it? How thick is your FBI and Homeland Security files already? Do you Care?

i'm guessing less than 5 inches but i haven't done a FOIA on myself to find out.

they already know who i am and what i do if they have half a brain cell to rub together.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:45 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?
Will having dinner complicate you life more than you want to complicate it? How thick is your FBI and Homeland Security files already? Do you Care?
i'm guessing less than 5 inches but i haven't done a FOIA on myself to find out.

they already know who i am and what i do if they have half a brain cell to rub together.

Yeah, don't hold your breath... Oh, wait... You're talking about the whole FBI/HS system? Yeah, they may be able to scrape up that many neurons...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:48 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:hey! i just got an invite to have dinner with michael tarazi (PLO legal advisor) . should i do it?
Will having dinner complicate you life more than you want to complicate it? How thick is your FBI and Homeland Security files already? Do you Care?
i'm guessing less than 5 inches but i haven't done a FOIA on myself to find out.
they already know who i am and what i do if they have half a brain cell to rub together.

i guess the question i would be asking, "what's for dinner, and who is picking up the tab?"

just remember, "there are no free lunches."

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:48 am

let's just say i'm pretty damn sure....

well, hell. i think i just might go. maybe i'll learn something.
on the downside, it looks to be a 'dry' event.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:49 am

Rian Jackson wrote:let's just say i'm pretty damn sure....

well, hell. i think i just might go. maybe i'll learn something.
on the downside, it looks to be a 'dry' event.

fucking WHOA!

no booze.

not me, wouldn't be caught live or dead at a dry function.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:50 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Zulegoona wrote: Will having dinner complicate you life more than you want to complicate it? How thick is your FBI and Homeland Security files already? Do you Care?
i'm guessing less than 5 inches but i haven't done a FOIA on myself to find out.
they already know who i am and what i do if they have half a brain cell to rub together.
i guess the question i would be asking, "what's for dinner, and who is picking up the tab?"

just remember, "there are no free lunches."

it's at the house of some people i don't know on the eat side. since the invite says 'bring a beverage' i imagine it will be a typical mid eastern feast, homecooked.

damn, this is starting to sound like a good idea.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:51 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:let's just say i'm pretty damn sure....

well, hell. i think i just might go. maybe i'll learn something.
on the downside, it looks to be a 'dry' event.
fucking WHOA!

no booze.

not me, wouldn't be caught live or dead at a dry function.

try living in a dry country. you get used to it. *shrug*
a have a lot of friends who'd be appalled if i offered them booze.
but then, even more who would be appalled if i didn't!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:54 am

Who knows if they'd be interested any way it's easy to think of ones life as being more dramatically important than the rest of the world might see it. Then again when you pay people to write reports they have to write them about something. On the bright side they would still have to tell you at some later date that the searched and bugged your home.

I'm not really that paranoid, I'm just more annoyed with the why our government thinks it has to do it's thing.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:55 am

Rian Jackson wrote:try living in a dry country. you get used to it. *shrug*
a have a lot of friends who'd be appalled if i offered them booze.
but then, even more who would be appalled if i didn't!!

i guess there is no non-tobacco smoking section at the dinner party, eh?

don't get me wrong, people are entitled their sobriety... but don't get any on me or my clothes.

sobriety is highly over-rated.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:56 am

What is sobriety?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:58 am

i haven't had a cigarette in 36 hours.

it was fine while i was sick - didn't want one anyway. thought, "i've gone this long...let's see about actually quitting." but now i am better...and am starting to really really want one.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:59 am

Zulegoona wrote:Who knows if they'd be interested any way it's easy to think of ones life as being more dramatically important than the rest of the world might see it. Then again when you pay people to write reports they have to write them about something. On the bright side they would still have to tell you at some later date that the searched and bugged your home.

I'm not really that paranoid, I'm just more annoyed with the why our government thinks it has to do it's thing.

it was more the sneak and peaks and cars following and cameras and all of that that gave it away.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:01 pm

tisha2 wrote:i haven't had a cigarette in 36 hours.

it was fine while i was sick - didn't want one anyway. thought, "i've gone this long...let's see about actually quitting." but now i am better...and am starting to really really want one.

well, that's a tough spot to be in.....I know. Chamomile tea always helps me.....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:02 pm

Time for tea, methinks.

What a great nap.

Rian, I'd say you hafta go.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:04 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Who knows if they'd be interested any way it's easy to think of ones life as being more dramatically important than the rest of the world might see it. Then again when you pay people to write reports they have to write them about something. On the bright side they would still have to tell you at some later date that the searched and bugged your home.

I'm not really that paranoid, I'm just more annoyed with the why our government thinks it has to do it's thing.
it was more the sneak and peaks and cars following and cameras and all of that that gave it away. :wink:

I can't imagine being this interesting or important to anybody.....indeed, a very interesting woman, Ms. Jackson.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:14 pm

tisha2 wrote:i haven't had a cigarette in 36 hours.

it was fine while i was sick - didn't want one anyway. thought, "i've gone this long...let's see about actually quitting." but now i am better...and am starting to really really want one.

I haven't had one since three days before my birthday, it's my present to myself. Hang in there! I found a nice substitute.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:53 pm

so...heli, it's chocolate yer talking about or something else?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:59 pm

Something else AND chocolate.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:03 pm

so is that why you were cutting the pockets out of those camos yesterday?? It was a non-smoking aid??

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:08 pm

Busted........

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:13 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:so is that why you were cutting the pockets out of those camos yesterday?? It was a non-smoking aid??

great minds, etc....

"Something else" indeed. Join the club, but then, I don't smoke, so what's my excuse....uh.....taxi!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:14 pm

Nawwww, the fire doc said I have to start working out and get really ready for the upcoming wildfire season. So I been walking up and down the hills here with 40 pouunds of kitty litter in my pack. After I coughed up 1.5 lunds the first couple of days, cigarettes are the farthest thing from my mind, a cheescake however.......

And I'm testing clothes ideas for next years camp, fine surplus clothes in Vegas, and cheap too.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:15 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Who knows if they'd be interested any way it's easy to think of ones life as being more dramatically important than the rest of the world might see it. Then again when you pay people to write reports they have to write them about something. On the bright side they would still have to tell you at some later date that the searched and bugged your home.

I'm not really that paranoid, I'm just more annoyed with the why our government thinks it has to do it's thing.
it was more the sneak and peaks and cars following and cameras and all of that that gave it away.
I can't imagine being this interesting or important to anybody.....indeed, a very interesting woman, Ms. Jackson.

nah, the feds just tend to have really bad judgement.
it's kind of funny, actually.

if you think your wires are being tapped, you should have frequent phone sex.
or at least that's my new theory.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:15 pm

....make that 1.5 LUNGS........