The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm

helitack wrote:....make that 1.5 LUNGS........

i thought maybe you meant 1.5 POUNDS.. y'know, of mucous or something.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeew...

i remember when my friend Amy from college first started smoking cloves. we went to a party and she made the mistake of smoking a half a pack or so.....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:31 pm

We're on page 699. [Beavis laugh]Heh-heh-heh.[/Beavis laugh]

Hey Tish, nice outfit Dorothy!!! How 'bout someone passes Sensei that green bottle? And who the fuck let the flying monkees loose?

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:33 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:so is that why you were cutting the pockets out of those camos yesterday?? It was a non-smoking aid??

That's some funny shit... what a visual...

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:34 pm

Flying Monkeys-Their not just for breakfast anymore!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:37 pm

Sensei wrote:We're on page 699. [Beavis laugh]Heh-heh-heh.[/Beavis laugh]

Hey Tish, nice outfit Dorothy!!! How 'bout someone passes Sensei that green bottle? And who the fuck let the flying monkees loose?

when i lived on 'The Rock' 69 was my house number AND part of my phone number.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:39 pm

ah! Hello, Sensei, darling!! of course you may... * pours a shot into a perfect crystal stemmed cordial glass *

and you must be... the Wizard...?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:41 pm

I'd like a can of something. Schlitz, Hamms, Oly, anything really.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:41 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:...when i lived on 'The Rock'...

I have often wanted to live on an island ( we got lots of 'em up here). But I've also noticed that everyone who lives on an island, whether it's here or wherever, sooner or later refers to their home as "The Rock". Just a thought...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:44 pm

I confess. Sensei's real last name is Osborn. No "e". And yes, among virtually all my long time friends, I'm "Oz".

The great and powerful.

(jeez this is embarrassing)

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:46 pm

Sensei wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:...when i lived on 'The Rock'...
I have often wanted to live on an island ( we got lots of 'em up here). But I've also noticed that everyone who lives on an island, whether it's here or wherever, sooner or later refers to their home as "The Rock". Just a thought...

Well, when I was a Ranger a Mesa Verde NP, we also referred to living on the Mesa as "being on the rock". Kinda sorta the same thing, kinda, right?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:54 pm

in this case, it was also very, well, rocky - limestone everywhrere - and it was almost impossible to leave.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:02 pm

i have never called anywhere i have lived "the rock"

continue cudding, kids. i'm out. gonna go shopping all by meself!!

ta-ta!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:05 pm

tisha2 wrote:i have never called anywhere i have lived "the rock"

continue cudding, kids. i'm out. gonna go shopping all by meself!!

ta-ta!

but i only have one stomach!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:05 pm

Sensei wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:...when i lived on 'The Rock'...
I have often wanted to live on an island ( we got lots of 'em up here). But I've also noticed that everyone who lives on an island, whether it's here or wherever, sooner or later refers to their home as "The Rock". Just a thought...

Round here (SF Bay Area) there's only one The Rock" (Alcatraz.) If Rian lived there, I'd guess that the FBI already has a nice file on her.

What does one do with one's FOIAd file anyway? I imagine cocktail party and dramatic readings plus laughing at bad fasions from the past.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:06 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sensei wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:...when i lived on 'The Rock'...
I have often wanted to live on an island ( we got lots of 'em up here). But I've also noticed that everyone who lives on an island, whether it's here or wherever, sooner or later refers to their home as "The Rock". Just a thought...
Round here (SF Bay Area) there's only one The Rock" (Alcatraz.) If Rian lived there, I'd guess that the FBI already has a nice file on her.

What does one do with one's FOIAd file anyway? I imagine cocktail party and dramatic readings plus laughing at bad fasions from the past.

dramatic re-enactments.

selective framing.

use the whole thing as a benefit show for subversive activities.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:07 pm

onward to page 700.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:08 pm

The rock? Reminds me of crack!

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:10 pm

WHOO HOO!!!! SEVEN HUNDRED... Not quite as many as Wilt Chamberlin... but I'm working on it!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:11 pm

Don't believe him... delusions of grandure... six hundred tops...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:13 pm

Oh, and happy seven hundreth, Tish... and you don't look a day over twenty-five...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:14 pm

'happy page turn to you!'

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:14 pm

[mustering a smile] woo hoo! happy sevenhundred! [/mustering a smile]

fuck.

a drink, please??

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:16 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:[mustering a smile] woo hoo! happy sevenhundred! [/mustering a smile]
fuck.
a drink, please??

How about a scotch for Ms. Elise... she appears to be in two threads at once...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:17 pm

samtzu wrote:Don't believe him... delusions of grandure... six hundred tops...

If it's any consolation I always felt that Wilt belonged to the "3 inches is 10 inches" school of measurement and counting anyway.

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:17 pm

I could make you a Cosmopolitan...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
samtzu wrote:Don't believe him... delusions of grandure... six hundred tops...
If it's any consolation I always felt that Wilt belonged to the "3 inches is 10 inches" school of measurement and counting anyway.

Yeah... me too...

...Actually, ME TOO!! TEE HEE HEE....

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:18 pm

one bourbon, one scotch and one beer....please

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:21 pm

ok, let's see what we can do to cheer up our Guinnie....

hey, G! at least you didn't eat vaseline this morning. imagine how much today would suck if you had!!

ok. helitack! go!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:24 pm

tonytohono wrote:I could make you a Cosmopolitan...

Okay! I'm a Cosmopolitan!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:24 pm

OK, Patron and a footrub from the master for GE.