The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:01 pm

Hey, you both... Good to see you... you don't mind if I pour myself a nice smooth little eighteen year old, do you?

Scotch, I mean... scotch!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:04 pm

Hell with the booze, I'll have what samtzu's havin'...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:05 pm

Right... there's nothing like a couple of eighteen year olds... they leave the twelve year olds in the dust... so to speak...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:13 pm

*mouth firmly clamped shut*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:15 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:*mouth firmly clamped shut*

You'd like an eighteen year old and you know it... Let me pour you one...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:16 pm

A tall whiskey if ya would please.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:17 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:*mouth firmly clamped shut*
You'd like an eighteen year old and you know it... Let me pour you one...

Sam did you get the 1 and 8 reversed? Oh wait, that isn't much more pretty.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:20 pm

Good girl, Guin.

Sam, I can't wait to see you this weekend. I only hope Rob is feeling better (see FUCK thread.) I'd much rather he got hisself all better than spend his time shepharding a bunch of drunks from Seattle all around Portland. But here's to Rob with hope for his good health.

{glug, glug, glug, glug, glug}

* SLAMS glass down on bar*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:21 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:*mouth firmly clamped shut*
You'd like an eighteen year old and you know it... Let me pour you one...
Sam did you get the 1 and 8 reversed? Oh wait, that isn't much more pretty.

No... but it would be smooth as hell. A forty-two year old is supposed to be great (very expensive, though) but I'll stick with the young'uns.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:23 pm

Sensei wrote:Good girl, Guin.

Sam, I can't wait to see you this weekend. I only hope Rob is feeling better (see FUCK thread.) I'd much rather he got hisself all better than spend his time shepharding a bunch of drunks from Seattle all around Portland. But here's to Rob with hope for his good health.

{glug, glug, glug, glug, glug}

* SLAMS glass down on bar*

If he passed that nasty little thingy (Woodrow is curling up at the thought of it) then he should be getting better. It really, really, sucks. If he's feeling better, we should have a great time; if he's not, we may only have a good time.

Scotch? Sippin' stuff...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:33 pm

Oh my. Eighteen, huh? I like em a touch older, but not much more than 25. Some in their 50s are supposed to be good, but I've never had one.[/i]

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:34 pm

Until samtzu asked for a Scotch,
a lot of people forgot to drink.

~sets FIFTEEN (15!) shots of whatever on table full of talkers,
swamps bar, readies blender~

How was yer day, ready to rocket?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:35 pm

My day was great because I spent so much of it right here.

Thanks for the shot nipples!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:35 pm

NIPPLES!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:36 pm

ooh, may I be one of the fifteen, nippley rabbit?!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:37 pm

Line 'em up, bunnyman!

Sensei's here to help drink 'em...

paps · Post by **paps** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:37 pm

Why fifteen shots?

~picks up one frosty kamimazee, laps it up~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:43 pm

Glad you liked it, sputnik!

~puts another in his other hand, guides to gigglesnorts mouth~

Here you are, Sensei!

Elise, it is good for me with you, too!

~nice hip-hug thing~

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:44 pm

I'll have a whatever... thanks...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:44 pm

Hey, paps!

They were here for a looong time.
Never drank a drop, having fun & shit
but they gotta pay their dues
on the way in or out, eh?!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:45 pm

nipples, we are NEVER here together... are the stars lined up funny or somethin'?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:48 pm

One ambivolent ambrosiac aphrodisiac
to a fucker whom smells good, but no one cares!

~sets a perfect martini dirty olive martini before reverent samtzu~

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:51 pm

Hmmmmm... martini... Shaken or stired?

(the name is Tzu... Sam Tzu... )

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:51 pm

I'm glad they are lined up just so!

I get off in a few minutes.

~looks hopefully at watch to spur someone to take the bar~ .

We'll be on the same side of the bar, then!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:53 pm

aw.. well, we WOULD, except I get off work in a few minutes, and that means, bye bye Guini, as I have no computer at my house.

Plus, I have rehearsal tonight...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:53 pm

Shaken, not stirred!

~bends at waist, vows to spit in next Brits drink~

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:53 pm

but it is QUITE lovely to be in your presense, finally...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:55 pm

Too bad.

So sad.

~looks for another(!) pixie~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:57 pm

.. and yours, my darling.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:58 pm

nipples wrote:~looks for another(!) pixie~

But since there were none to be found he had to make on instead.
So he took some green string and some old pixie ears,
and tied them to Sensei's head.

(forgive me Dr Seuss)