Like a Virgin, Burning for the vary first time

[illy dilly]

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat
Incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Hoo, like a virgin
Burnin for the very first time
Like a virgin

Hello Eplaya!
I am lucky enough to say that Me, My Self, and my wife SmAshly, and two of our friends are lucky enough to make it back to Burning Man this year! We've only missed the last two years but it feels like its been a life time! After five consecutive years, we skipped 2014 intentionally but life came up and we weren't able to attend in 2015.
Though, I have to say, missing two years is making this year is making me feel like .....
A VIRGIN! Burning for the very first time.
Like A VIRIRIRGIIINNNNNN!!!!!!

Though, now that I'm back on eplaya I have a couple of questions?
1. If I'm biking from Reno how much water will I need?
2. Whats the best type of shade structure?
3. Should I use a cot or a blow up mattress?
4. Lemon juice or vinegar?
5. Where is the best place on eplaya not to post?
6. When I'm in Black Rock city where can I find the best Marijuanas?

[lucky420]

we are so lucky to have you back!


I was going to say "blessed" but it sounded to churchy

[Captain Goddammit]

1. Don't be a sissy. Take Jungo.
2. I hear the back of Doc Pyro's RV is pretty shady.
3. Use this:

FattyPatty.jpg

4. It depends on what drink you're mixing.
5. Any Sparr thread.
6. Probably in Grey Coyote's dome.

[graidawg]

and we have a winner

[Elderberry]

Hey there, welcome (back) to eplaya!

[Ratty]

Illy Dilly, Welcome back. (Excuse me sir/madam. Have we met?) Be sure and come to the Meet & Greet this year. We'll give you both a proper welcome.

[illy dilly]

Jonsi, its lovely to be back!

3. Use this:

FattyPatty.jpg

I think that would take care of the mattress and shade structure!
And maybe even passenger for the HOV lane!

and we have a winner

[illy dilly]

Illy Dilly, Welcome back. (Excuse me sir/madam. Have we met?) Be sure and come to the Meet & Greet this year. We'll give you both a proper welcome.

I'm pretty sure we definitely met briefly at the MnG a few years back.
I believe you were wearing a magnificent multicolor/paisley sort of jack you made... Or at least thats what I remember.

[Skuzzy61]

Could not have been having too much fun, if you still remember it.

Welcome! Look forward to meeting you at the Meet N Greet Wednesday night!

[burner von braun]

Welcome back illy dilly!

[Savannah]

Though, now that I'm back on eplaya I have a couple of questions?
1. If I'm biking from Reno how much water will I need?

For just the actual bike ride? Fill a hydration pack with Blueberry Stoli and Sprite. The Sprite will keep you hydrated. The Stoli will keep you cheerful.

Once you get here, you'll want 5 bags of saline and a smack in the face.

2. Whats the best type of shade structure?

Tail someone with a really big hat. When they sit down, YOU sit down in the shade of the hat. Flawless.

3. Should I use a cot or a blow up mattress?

yes

4. Lemon juice or vinegar?

Vinegar for cocktails, lemon juice for dat ass.

5. Where is the best place on eplaya not to post?

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=36055

6. When I'm in Black Rock city where can I find the best Marijuanas?

Any pickup truck marked "K-9". The K stands for Kush!




Btw, any n00bs reading this: please take my answers with poetic license. There are no marijuanas in Black Rock City, nor should there be, nor can you ask about how to get any. Same with jazz musicians, laudanum, or skirts above the knee.

[illy dilly]

For just the actual bike ride? Fill a hydration pack with Blueberry Stoli and Sprite. The Sprite will keep you hydrated. The Stoli will keep you cheerful.

Ohh Good Call! It could be used to disinfect any wonds as well!
How did you know I like Blue Berry Stoli so much!?

Once you get here, you'll want 5 bags of saline and a smack in the face.

WOW! Greeters sure has changed a lot in 2 years.

2. Whats the best type of shade structure?

Tail someone with a really big hat. When they sit down, YOU sit down in the shade of the hat. Flawless.

Note to self, find and stalk this guy.

3. Should I use a cot or a blow up mattress?

yes

I'm leaning towards Captain's suggestion above

4. Lemon juice or vinegar?

Vinegar for cocktails, lemon juice for dat ass.

Little known fact, 'dat ass' is my cocktail of choice.

6. When I'm in Black Rock city where can I find the best Marijuanas?

Any pickup truck marked "K-9". The K stands for Kush!

Oh perfecto, that should make it easy. Does the 9 stands for 9/10 in quality? I'm not sure I can afford the best.
Since they're in cars, do you think I can pre-schedule delivery service to my camp?

or skirts above the knee.

Well, looks like I'll have to buy all new skirts.

[TT120]

........
6. Probably in Grey Coyote's dome.

Note to self: Spend more time hanging around GC's dome.....