The Bar

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:46 am

No dignification given to you this time.

I'm bored and done.

Night.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:51 am

DVD Burner wrote:No dignification given to you this time.

I'm bored and done.

Night.

"No entries found that match dignification."

and now we have progressed to making up words.

hey, your leg looks mighty damp there, mister.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:55 am

buckethead alien wrote:Yippie! Bar's open!

Morning Sputternik, so, do know if you can really drink Pine Sol--I've been wondering.

Actually, no. You cannot drink Pine-Sol. At least not the current version, I think early versions of pine-sol were similar to retsina, but I think you'd have to be pretty far gone to drink it. That is beer in the bottle in the picture.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:57 am

sputnik wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Yippie! Bar's open!

Morning Sputternik, so, do know if you can really drink Pine Sol--I've been wondering.
Actually, no. You cannot drink Pine-Sol. At least not the current version, I think early versions of pine-sol were similar to retsina, but I think you'd have to be pretty far gone to drink it. That is beer in the bottle in the picture.

children, do not try this trick at home.
we are professionals.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:59 am

Take the pissing match outside boys. You're messing up the bar, playa takes a while to dry up, and with this weather it'll be frozen before it hits the ground. It's -14C out there this morning.

Anyone got a log for the fire?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:19 am

i'll clean up my mess.
did you notice how wet his leg was?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:26 am

Cool.

Very wet, unfortunately now it's an icy leg.

DVD, you better get by the fire. It's cold out there.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:28 am

[walks in pushing wheelbarrow full of split wood]

Brought yer log for hte fire......

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:03 am

Joel... where's Joel... baaaaah..... baaaaaa..... baaaaaaa.... shit, I need someone to follow..... baaaaaaa.... what are are these yellow stains on the floor, and the footprints leading away from them? Baaaaaaaa..... I'll have a cup of the leaded variety of Italian Roast Sumatran....... baaaaaaaaa......

Dood... what are you cleaning the floor with? That's not pine sol.... baaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:38 am

morning all!

Mmm... coffee...

with something---bailey's---in it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:01 am

Coffee (Italian Roast) and Bailey's (Irish Booze) coming up!

Here ya' go... sweets for the Sweetie...

tonytohono · Post by **tonytohono** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:01 am

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:No dignification given to you this time.

I'm bored and done.

Night.
"No entries found that match dignification."

and now we have progressed to making up words.

hey, your leg looks mighty damp there, mister.

This is from the digital edition of Merriam-Webster:

Main Entry:dignification
Function:noun

Synonyms APOTHEOSIS 2, aggrandizement, deification, exaltation, glorification

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:02 am

Got your insulated mugs with you today? How about them nice furry boots?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:05 am

sputnik wrote:Got your insulated mugs with you today? How about them nice furry boots?

Did you just ask me about my jugs and my boobs??

Oh, I'm sorry.

you said Mugs and Boots...

cobwebs this morning...

Thanks for the coffee1 Sam...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:13 am

samtzu wrote:Coffee (Italian Roast) and Bailey's (Irish Booze) coming up!

Here ya' go... sweets for the Sweetie...

Italian roast and Irish bailey's.....YUM!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:15 am

Simply Joel wrote:
sputnik wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Yippie! Bar's open!

Morning Sputternik, so, do know if you can really drink Pine Sol--I've been wondering.
Actually, no. You cannot drink Pine-Sol. At least not the current version, I think early versions of pine-sol were similar to retsina, but I think you'd have to be pretty far gone to drink it. That is beer in the bottle in the picture.
children, do not try this trick at home.
we are professionals.

What does it take to clean a Pine Sol bottle enough to make it safe for filling with beer? This is an important question as my vintage corduroy Santa suit will be arriving any minute.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:16 am

GuinivereElise wrote:Did you just ask me about my jugs and my boobs??

I'd be curious to know if there is something you need to get off your chest? Maybe furry and boobs somehow goes together here.

eeewww

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:19 am

buckethead alien wrote:What does it take to clean a Pine Sol bottle enough to make it safe for filling with beer? This is an important question as my vintage corduroy Santa suit will be arriving any minute.

Rinsing it with water is the best bet. As I recall from my chemistry classes, a small amount of liquid a few times will remove more soluble chemical than one big rinse. Then let it air out in strong sunlight for a couple of days. Can't garauntee it won't make the beer taste a bit piney, but after a few it won't matter.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:27 am

Strong sunlight... I've heard of that... but not in Portland...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:28 am

Thanks Sput! I am so all over this!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:30 am

Bucket, are you just going to wander the streets, or is there some organized event you'll be hooking up with?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:32 am

i think i might be jealous.
well, it's motivation to make my suit.

damn, i'm being rude. morning, you guys.
it warms my heart to see you all.

can i get coffee with some whiskey, please? bailey's gets a bit too sweet....

oh, and i put some warm rolls on the table. i thought you might be hungry.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:33 am

sputnik wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:What does it take to clean a Pine Sol bottle enough to make it safe for filling with beer? This is an important question as my vintage corduroy Santa suit will be arriving any minute.
Rinsing it with water is the best bet. As I recall from my chemistry classes, a small amount of liquid a few times will remove more soluble chemical than one big rinse. Then let it air out in strong sunlight for a couple of days. Can't garauntee it won't make the beer taste a bit piney, but after a few it won't matter.

I usually go the Windex route (Windex bottle, Blue Saphirre gin and tonic, blue food coloring- looks exactly like Windex). To clean the bottle- hot water and dish soap, soak a day, white vinegar, soak a day, hot water and lemon juice, soak a day, hot water and a bunch of mint, soak a day. Repeat this until the smell is gone.

As per the large volume vs. small volume, while it is true mutliple washing is better than one- the more solvent (in this case, water) per soluable item- the more is dissolved. Ergo, fill bottle, shake around, re-fill as needed.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:35 am

sputnik wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Did you just ask me about my jugs and my boobs??
I'd be curious to know if there is something you need to get off your chest? Maybe furry and boobs somehow goes together here.

eeewww

um.

no.

(have you SEEN the pictures on my site?? I have PROOF)

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:36 am

Rian Jackson wrote:can i get coffee with some whiskey, please? bailey's gets a bit too sweet....

oh, and i put some warm rolls on the table. i thought you might be hungry.

Thanks RJ, mmmmmm...good stuff.

Here's the coffee, like you like it.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:39 am

GuinivereElise wrote:(have you SEEN the pictures on my site?? I have PROOF)

I have, and you're right.

Now that Rob is here...well, you get the picture

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:40 am

sputnik wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:can i get coffee with some whiskey, please? bailey's gets a bit too sweet....

oh, and i put some warm rolls on the table. i thought you might be hungry.
Thanks RJ, mmmmmm...good stuff.

Here's the coffee, like you like it.

lovely. i love taking my uppers and downers together, a little bit bitter.

i'll throw some more logs on that fire.

jesus, is it snowing now? look out the window!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:40 am

sputnik wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:(have you SEEN the pictures on my site?? I have PROOF)
I have, and you're right.

Now that Rob is here...well, you get the picture

[smugly]

heee.

I win.

[/smugly]

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:40 am

Rian Jackson wrote:oh, and i put some warm rolls on the table.

And it's always nice to see your buns, dear Surlytart.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:40 am

maybe we're headed for a snow crash...