The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:06 am

buckethead alien wrote:
sputnik wrote:Bucket, are you just going to wander the streets, or is there some organized event you'll be hooking up with?
If'n I can't make it to an organized event, I am damn well going to just get some friends together and rawk here, and if'n I can't get some friends together, I'm a-gonna just wander the foikin' streets m'self. Burp.

Yo! Southy! You talkin' to me?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:08 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:This is the closest I can come, Rian... (carvalho)

http://hem.passagen.se/zvonny/jason.html
OHMYGOD!!!

you just made my day!

I know... it made me miss him like crazy tho...

I would have put it on the page, but I couldn't... it says I didn't have permission. It was telling the truth.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:08 am

Sammy-sam, I wasn't talkin' to youse, but now dat yoo mention it...

This is indeed a dilemma--how to prance around in a Santa suit at home and explain it you your three-year-old, not to mention tell her why it's okay for daddy to drink cleaning fluid but that she's not allowed to.

Pine Sol, anyone?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:08 am

http://chips.luther.edu/modules/news/ar ... oryid=1772

that's all i'm sayin'. quotes from Jason. the link alone barely takes up any space. i'll stop now....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:11 am

Rian Jackson wrote:http://chips.luther.edu/modules/news/ar ... oryid=1772

that's all i'm sayin'. quotes from Jason. the link alone barely takes up any space. i'll stop now....

THAT'S THE FIRST THING I FOUND WHEN I WENT LOOKING FOR HIS PHOTO!!

And I HATE the fact that there were NEVER any pictures published of the board room... we worked our ASSES off... 45 minutes of the most gruelling slow motion I've ever done... we had 8 poses to hit, and 45 minutes to do them... that's a little over 5 minutes moving from pose to pose...

holy shit...

hard stuff...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:12 am

it was a truly beautiful piece Guin. for real.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:14 am

you saw?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:21 am

buckethead alien wrote:This is indeed a dilemma--how to prance around in a Santa suit at home and explain it you your three-year-old, not to mention tell her why it's okay for daddy to drink cleaning fluid but that she's not allowed to.

Yeah, that could be an issue.

If you haven't been there yet, check out http://www.santarchy.com
They have some good resources for you.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:25 am

GuinivereElise wrote:you saw?

indeed i did....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:29 am

sputnik wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:This is indeed a dilemma--how to prance around in a Santa suit at home and explain it you your three-year-old, not to mention tell her why it's okay for daddy to drink cleaning fluid but that she's not allowed to.
Yeah, that could be an issue.

If you haven't been there yet, check out http://www.santarchy.com
They have some good resources for you.

Thanks, Sput. So I was thinking about you this morning while riding around in my truck with Mono pegged to 11 on the stereo. I gotta find some headphones so I can listen to your streaming here at the factory.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:32 am

buckethead alien wrote:Thanks, Sput. So I was thinking about you this morning while riding around in my truck with Mono pegged to 11 on the stereo. I gotta find some headphones so I can listen to your streaming here at the factory.

Cool. And I think of you every time I touch a bucket. Hmmm.

Anyway...right now we're listening to Lust for Life by Iggy Pop

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am

sputnik wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Thanks, Sput. So I was thinking about you this morning while riding around in my truck with Mono pegged to 11 on the stereo. I gotta find some headphones so I can listen to your streaming here at the factory.
Cool. And I think of you every time I touch a bucket. Hmmm.

Anyway...right now we're listening to Lust for Life by Iggy Pop

Oh fuck! Iggy! Gimme that link again!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:34 am

sputnik wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:This is indeed a dilemma--how to prance around in a Santa suit at home and explain it you your three-year-old, not to mention tell her why it's okay for daddy to drink cleaning fluid but that she's not allowed to.
Yeah, that could be an issue.

If you haven't been there yet, check out http://www.santarchy.com
They have some good resources for you.

Ooh... I hadn't thought of that one... of course my 23 year old may realize that you can't drink Pine Sol... but I better explain it to him; with pictures...

and check out the Portland pictures on that santarchy site. You will see our own Rob the Wop once or twice there.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:36 am

buckethead alien wrote:Sammy-sam, I wasn't talkin' to youse, but now dat yoo mention it...

I had a few friends from South Boston when I was in South East Asia. They were my homies... good people, tough as fucking nails....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:40 am

buckethead alien wrote:Oh fuck! Iggy! Gimme that link again!

Too late Alison Moyet is finishing and Indigo Girls are on tap at

http://141.217.10.201:8000

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:42 am

samtzu wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Sammy-sam, I wasn't talkin' to youse, but now dat yoo mention it...
I had a few friends from South Boston when I was in South East Asia. They were my homies... good people, tough as fucking nails....

Southies are the shit, from what I recall from the $2 seats at Fenway back in the day.

and Sput - I'm in. Yah.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:03 pm

phew! holy shit!! i gotta get in here more often... takes me waaay too f*&^in long to catch up...

does anybody need a drink, or are we just flappin' our jaws... 'tis lunchtime.... 3 martini lunch, anyone??

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:05 pm

tisha2 wrote:does anybody need a drink, or are we just flappin' our jaws... 'tis lunchtime.... 3 martini lunch, anyone??

Ahhh...that would be wonderful. I do forget to drink sometimes. And sometimes I drink to forget.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:05 pm

Tish, I'll have... fuckit. Bartendres's choice...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:06 pm

Bucket what city you going to be in this holiday season? Last I heard you were up in NYC here is a link to some Santa info there...

http://portland.tribe.net/thread/4d2d5b ... 60&r=10288

Happy HOing

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:08 pm

Oh and off the Santarchy site here are some Christmas carol for all of ya.

Twelve Days of Christmas
Lyrics by Peter Doty

On the first day home for Christmas my mother said to me:

You haven't got a decent thing to wear.
You've put on some weight.
You should get a job.
Visit your Aunt Rosie.
Still no girlfriend?
What's that in your suitcase?
You smoke marijuana.
Ester has two children.
Are you still on food stamps?
Herbie's getting married.
Your life is a disaster.
Both of us still love you.

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Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost ripping up your nose.
Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire,
And folks dressed up like buffaloes.
Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow,
Helps to make the season right.
Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out,
Will find it hard to see tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way,
He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is sure to spy,
To see if reindeer really scream when they die.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety two.
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Merry Christmas,
Fuck you!

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Deck My Balls

Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
We're a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.

Fucked the elves, fucked all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Fuck the cookies, bring us COLD BEER! Fa la la la la, la la la.

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Silver Shells

City sidewalks, bloody sidewalks,
slick with holiday gore,
in the air there's a smell of explosives. Children wailing, people screaming,
as they run for their lives,
from the gunman who has taken the store.

Silver bells, shotgun shells,
It's Christmas time in the city.
Rink ka-chink, hear them ring,
Today is your last Christmas day.

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When the Saints Come Marching In

Oh when the saints,
come marching in,
all wearing red and drinking gin.
You'd better stand back, Mr. Shopper,
When the saints come marching in.

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The Christmas Song

Claymore bursting on perimeters,
shrapnel ripping through the snow,
Santa Claus clutching a hole in his side,
and elf parts with mistletoe.

Looks like Santa didn't know the password,
or maybe Rudolph tripped a wire,
there's bloody toys and goodies,
all roasting in the fire,
in what was Santa's sleigh.

Napalm streaming out of F-16s,
tracers light up the sky,
that'll teach you a lesson, you fat S.O.B.,
Merry Christmas, now die!

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White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
just like the ones I used to know.
Where the tree stumps glisten,
and the children listen,
on cell phones for good deals on blow.

Everybody knows,
somebody with missing teeth.
Piles of trash out on the lawn,
tiny tots beaten black and blue,
and Mama selling men her soul.

Street gangs drive by and open fire,
officer blue blows off your nose.
And though it has been sad,
many hours of the day,
Scary Christmas to you.

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Favorite Things

Halogen uplights and big-muscled fellas
Pink puffy draperies and drinks with umbrellas
Brown Puerto Rican boys tied up with string
These are a few of my favorite things

Penthouse magazine and silicone breasts
Girls dressed in leather with tatoos on their chests
Blonde lesbo orgies, a quick mid-day fling,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the whip cracks (oww)
When the cane stings (ooo)
When I'm feeling bad
I just think of a few of my favorite things,
And then I get hard...for Dad.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:10 pm

I'm printing up these for our group so we can practice. I like Deck My Balls best.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:16 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Oh and off the Santarchy site here are some Christmas carol for all of ya.

Twelve Days of Christmas
Lyrics by Peter Doty

The first burner I ever knew.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:18 pm

hmmm.... Sputnik and Sensei - wanna join me in a Sapphire martini?? just a little dirty?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:21 pm

tisha2 wrote:hmmm.... Sputnik and Sensei - wanna join me in a Sapphire martini?? just a little dirty?

If you can make a Sapphire martini big enough for the three of us to fit into, I'm there.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:26 pm

Shove it over a little Tish, I'm comin' in... Sputnik? You want to move your knee a little? There we go... Ahhhhhhhh!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:27 pm

tisha2 wrote:hmmm.... Sputnik and Sensei - wanna join me in a Sapphire martini?? just a little dirty?

Do I have to have a martini to be a little dirty?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:45 pm

Damn...get a nice big drink in me/on me and I forget to talk.

<shakes head>

not like me at all.

<mellows out in martini vat>

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:56 pm

Jason - you in here? Thanks for the link. I might just be in NYC on Dec. 11, who the fuck knows..maybe I'll grab a late flight to Seattle. Santa's been good to me this year.

Sput: Chichibu-Yatai-Bayashi !! Buggin'

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:00 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Jason - you in here? Thanks for the link. I might just be in NYC on Dec. 11, who the fuck knows..maybe I'll grab a late flight to Seattle. Santa's been good to me this year.

Sput: Chichibu-Yatai-Bayashi !! Buggin'

If you look in the Santa-con tribe you can probably find a city near you celebrating. If you make it to Seattle that would end up being a good bit of fun. What a better way to meet alot of Eplayans than trying to see past a beard and see if the person behind it looks like a picture that could be accurate or maybe a fallacy on the eplaya or a complete stranger for that matter.

Jason