People Seeking Camps 2016

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Tue May 17, 2016 3:25 pm

Well OaklandPunk, since you wanna hurl insults with zero substance behind them, I also work for a BM department, I bring a time and labor intensive MV, I bring ALL my own food and infrastructure of every kind from twice as far away. That's why I think new guys like you who want to just show up and pay people to serve you don't quite understand how BM works. Even if you volunteer for some department. Anyone can do that.
Hurl insults at me anonymously behind a keyboard the way your kind does all day long if you want. Thats what people do when they've got no substance. I understand.
This event isn't really geared for what you appear to want.

Token · Post by **Token** » Tue May 17, 2016 10:27 pm

I like this thread. OP got spunk.

FKOism appears afoot.

Oakland, ME? ... Whoever the fuck you are, keep on rubbin' them sands in the collective eplaya vaginers.

Well done.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Wed May 18, 2016 3:34 am

I dunno man, you just don't sound like good dinner company.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed May 18, 2016 8:50 am

>>>>That's why I think new guys like you who want to just show up and pay people to serve you don't quite understand how BM works.<<<<

the OP is a long time burner and has one of the most demanding jobs on playa. you can't slam someone for wanting to find a nice place where his wife can get a decent meal and some social time with good people. he's actually a pretty funny guy, though some may say otherwise...

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:48 am

BBadger wrote:I dunno man, you just don't sound like good dinner company.

Yeah, no doubt lacking table manners. He probably eats with his hands..

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:50 am

New, relatively speaking.
It used to be this event worked on "Radical Self Reliance".

Just wanting to find a nice place where I can buy my wife a nice meal... that place is Las Vegas.

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:27 am

agreed capt., but couldn't you also say that by seeking a camp that already offers a meal plan so his wife has a meal while he's working,,, self reliance. the term is relative to the discussion, don't you think.?. the event has grown rapidly to the point that the teams have a hard time keeping up with the staffing demand, forcing some to work 24hr shifts. the OP has found himself with that delema. could the OP have started the thread differently and maybe come off as more of a human,,, no, because like yourself captain, love you, like you or hate you, "you aint gonna change".
welcome to e-playa,,, my frustration = your enjoyment...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:06 am

Im going to assume the OP has left the building, but to make a philosophy discussion, I really don't consider that "self reliance". I get what you're saying about him covering his wife's ass (so to speak) by making arrangements for her... anywhere else I'd agree with you. Where I think it goes sideways is how the arrangements are being made.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:34 am

If you can find the buffet under the "Want Big Sugary Buds?" banner, you should be o.k.

Misfit, the op is only looking for the only way his wife can get a meal? Really?

I am now just gloating in my new found awareness of how awesome I am, how unimaginably capable and strong, bringing and preparing my own food all these years, not chained to any set schedules or location, or other people's taste. I never knew how special that achievement was.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:36 am

misfit wrote:...but couldn't you also say that by seeking a camp that already offers a meal plan so his wife has a meal while he's working,,, self reliance. ...

He's not looking for a camp. He is looking for a meal plan at a camp that will feed his wife. Cafeteria style, I guess?

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:41 am

jesuschrist, can she not make a goddamn sammich?

That being said, I would love it if someone would cook for me...*sigh

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:49 am

I will cook for you. What would you like?

misfit · Post by **misfit** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:14 pm

>>>> I would love it if someone would cook for me...*sigh<<<<

maybe find a camp that offers a meal plan...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:42 pm

misfit wrote:
maybe find a camp that offers a meal plan...

Hay, that's a great idea! I'll bet if you post that on the ePlaya you'll get all sorts of helpful suggestions for sure!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:43 pm

mgb327 wrote:I will cook for you. What would you like?

oh I'm not picky, most anything would do. Except raisins, dont ever ever try to make me eat a raisin

I'll even do the clean up

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:44 pm

misfit wrote:>>>> I would love it if someone would cook for me...*sigh<<<<

maybe find a camp that offers a meal plan...

hey now there's an idea!

Dr Helix · Post by **Dr Helix** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:48 pm

lucky420 wrote:jesuschrist, can she not make a goddamn sammich?

That being said, I would love it if someone would cook for me...*sigh

I posed that to the OP several posts ago and did not receive a response.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:49 pm

Dr Helix wrote:
lucky420 wrote:jesuschrist, can she not make a goddamn sammich?

That being said, I would love it if someone would cook for me...*sigh
I posed that to the OP several posts ago and received a response.

Yes and such a cranky response you did receive

Dr Helix · Post by **Dr Helix** » Wed May 18, 2016 1:11 pm

lucky420 wrote:
Dr Helix wrote:
lucky420 wrote:jesuschrist, can she not make a goddamn sammich?

That being said, I would love it if someone would cook for me...*sigh
I posed that to the OP several posts ago and received a response.

Yes and such a cranky response you did receive

Sorry, I edited the post above to say "and did not receive a response" at least to that particular question. I did receive several flamethrowers on some of my other comments though. I think the thing that got me going was just the IMMEDIATE negative track he took. I really didn't think the questions posed were that far out of line, and some simple explanations by the OP would have probably kept the conversation on the rails. But that's not what happened. So at that point, its on.

EGAZ · Post by **EGAZ** » Wed May 18, 2016 1:31 pm

If it's one thing I've learned on this earth. Albeit the hard way sometimes......

Delivery is everything.....

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed May 18, 2016 2:11 pm

The rules of engagement. Learn them. Use them. Pass the popcorn please.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/n ... o-Poe.html

Igneouss · Post by **Igneouss** » Mon May 23, 2016 6:01 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:You would hate the "meal plan" at Barbie Death Camp. Suffice it to say we ain't Burger King. You don't get it your way. You get it our way and like it or you don't get it all. Gluten free? Fuck that. Vegetarian? What the hell do we look like, hippies? Health food? Only if bacon, absinthe, and mimosas qualify.

I knew I would love BDC!

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Mon May 23, 2016 9:52 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:i want all of my cocaine delivered to the playa so i dont have to put it up my ass to get through TSA.

i know, i know...

i can fit a lot of coke up there.

but,

i promised the wife i wouldn't because it ruins the ass play all week, and thats why we really go to burning man.

duh.

TSA is so annoying.

God damn you Simon. I just shot coffee out my nose reading your post

FlyingMonkey · Post by **FlyingMonkey** » Mon May 23, 2016 9:59 am

oaklandfunk wrote:
Dr Helix wrote:
A-RockLeFrench wrote:
Now I'm not saying you're bad husband, but send her over to Plunderground and we'll find time to take care of her while you're off building the event.

Hell, you can even drop by for dinner afterwards if you want.
Now THAT'S a plan!!!!!!
If anybody else wants to fuck my wife, I'll start another thread in the "misc" area of Eplaya to make a list of names. I really hope at least one moderator makes it to the orgiastic gathering at Entheon village to make sure we don't accidentally violate one of the sacred cows that define our community as we writhe to 67 thousand watts of dubstep, hovering on the edge of molly overdose and tantric bliss.

I don't know why ya'll are giving oaklandfunk such a hard time. He seems to be the very embodiment of Burning Man values.

Wow, 2 people added to my foe list in a month. I think I am becoming radically intolerant.

P.S. - you're all assholes (well not all of you) & I love you more each day. Don't change a thing

risa · Post by **risa** » Mon May 30, 2016 5:36 pm

Allo, newbie burner here (if you don't count years of going to Flipside [TX regional] or NYC Decompressions). The camp I'm going with is awesome, but will not be playing the tunes my booty likes to move to most. I've seen a lot of haterism thrown at Dubstep in particular, but that's one of my favorite kinds of music (gag all ya want), along with Jungle/ Drum n bass, Glitch... You know, the "womp womp" bass heaviness. Can you tell me what camps I'll want to scope out to hear my preferences? I've heard some of the bassy spectrum is lacking on the playa. Of course, I'll have a great time regardless of the music I hear, but I also want to make my ears happy. Any Junglists in the house? Or, you are welcome to tell me which camp you hated, or which ones you have to avoid (cuz they played my type of music)... No need to respond if you're not familiar with subgenres of electronic music: I'm not looking for House, EDM, or Trap, only what I've listed above. Thanks in advance! I look forward to meeting you. -from a junglist

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon May 30, 2016 5:55 pm

Rockstar Librarian puts out an online guide in August. She also has a fb page you can follow

risa · Post by **risa** » Mon May 30, 2016 6:07 pm

Ahh, the Basscoast Librarian... That's good to know. Thanks.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon May 30, 2016 6:49 pm

Well god damn it's not like the loud bass camps are hard to find.

risa · Post by **risa** » Mon May 30, 2016 7:12 pm

as i stated, I never been there. But I've been told bass music is rare out there, and that there's almost nuthin but house, EDM, and Balkan... If it's as easy to find as you suggest, I'll be a happy camper.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon May 30, 2016 9:38 pm

You might have to cruise a bit to find music you like best, but they play it LOUD, really loud.
The big-sound camps are confined to the 10:00 and 2:00 ends of BRC, so it doesn't take too much cruising to hear what's available.
You may not find your exact sub-genre. But you'll hear bass in BRC like you've never heard elsewhere. These people are insanely over the top with the level of gear they bring.
So, you'll hear it, if it's there.

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