The Bar

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:53 pm

Cool... they're opening up a new department at the corporation I work at and they need someone with my skills... I just hope they don't need a mindless cow, too, 'cause I can't do that. It may work out that the job stays here, but if the money's good (and it could be) I'll head East...

But, it's a long shot. I'm on the short list of three names, but they haven't even created the position, although they needed to about two months ago... they're getting buried. Assholes need to make a decision and then move on it!

Ooops... time for more scotch... How about a twenty-four year old this time. Goes down even smoother...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:57 pm

I went asking for the 18-year-old in the wrong damn thread....24-year-old sounds tasty, too....

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:57 pm

Detroit sounds nice, sputnik.

Anywhere in the midwest would be good, samtzu.

this way we will be closer
plushies often invade here
gimme another

Which reminds me!

I am thirsty for a Whiskey water on ice....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:59 pm

OK. The Juke is all "I Will Survive" covers for now.

Heli - I've seen the info on Apokiliptika. 20 years ago I might have joined up, but that pseudo-militaristic stuff is behind me now (unless we have a nuclear war and I have to reinvigorate my survivalist training).

<rummages around, finds old info>

Probably out of date. Problem can't even get that brand of assualt rifle anymore.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:59 pm

I don't think plushies every invade here *sigh*

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:01 pm

*ever* (Pine Sol earlier musta did the trick)

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:05 pm

gosh your breath is fresh
piney goodness with each gulp
santa on a binge

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:06 pm

nipples wrote:gosh your breath is fresh
piney goodness with each gulp
santa on a binge

Why, thank you Mr. Nipples! So nice of you to notice and comment too. Would you care for a spot of whiskey water on ice?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:09 pm

yes
my
darling!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:12 pm

*tinkle tinkle pour splash* SMooocH!

Gotta go fo'awhile.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:17 pm

To quote Barry Fitzgerald from John Ford's The Quiet Man, "When I drinks water, I drinks water. When I drinks Whiskey, I drinks whiskey." And never the Twain shall meet (another 'Sam' who felt the same way... )

But... don't let me stop you... and Gigglesnort... if you think a twenty-four year old goes down smooth, you ought to try a fifty-seven year old... you never know they've gone down until you find yourself screaming and writhing in pure pleasure....

Scotch, I mean.... (of course!)

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:19 pm

samtzu wrote:To quote Barry Fitzgerald from John Ford's The Quiet Man, "When I drinks water, I drinks water. When I drinks Whiskey, I drinks whiskey." And never the Twain shall meet (another 'Sam' who felt the same way... )

But... don't let me stop you... and Gigglesnort... if you think a twenty-four year old goes down smooth, you ought to try a fifty-seven year old... you never know they've gone down until you find yourself screaming and writhing in pure pleasure....

Scotch, I mean.... (of course!)

Oh, I see; how interesting....I'm piqued with curiosity :wink:

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:20 pm

about the scotch, of course......

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:26 pm

there is a certain
when heat gives or takes no more
thermal dymanic

paps · Post by **paps** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:31 pm

I'll have one of what they are having...

~points to nipples & gigglesnort in booth~

A thermal dymanic.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:31 pm

gigglesnort wrote:about the scotch, of course......

(In his best Sean Connery voice) Of course....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:42 pm

gigglesnort wrote:I went asking for the 18-year-old in the wrong damn thread....24-year-old sounds tasty, too....

Hey, I just turned 24 you know! wink

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:43 pm

And Sam, I was also thinking today, how would a Mime order Eggs Benedict?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:44 pm

helitack wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I went asking for the 18-year-old in the wrong damn thread....24-year-old sounds tasty, too....
Hey, I just turned 24 you know! wink

Yeah... Me too...

I feel that, like good scotch, I have only gotten better with age... but, since nothing has been happening the last five years... who knows, eh?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:45 pm

helitack wrote:And Sam, I was also thinking today, how would a Mime order Eggs Benedict?

I know I'm being set up for some horrible pun... but I LIKE horrible puns... I don't know, how?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:48 pm

I don;t know either, my mind is seriously bent after my meeting today with WASO brass, ht

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:50 pm

helitack wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I went asking for the 18-year-old in the wrong damn thread....24-year-old sounds tasty, too....
Hey, I just turned 24 you know! wink

Ya, me too! :wink:

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:51 pm

samtzu wrote:
helitack wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:I went asking for the 18-year-old in the wrong damn thread....24-year-old sounds tasty, too....
Hey, I just turned 24 you know! wink
Yeah... Me too...

I feel that, like good scotch, I have only gotten better with age... but, since nothing has been happening the last five years... who knows, eh?

How much nothing are we talking about here? Nothing clinton-style, or nothing mother-theresa-style?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:51 pm

I did, really! Well, a little older.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:52 pm

helitack wrote:I did, really! Well, a little older.

It's all relative anyway and over-rated as an indicator of anything, as far as I've been able to see.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:53 pm

gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote:
helitack wrote: Hey, I just turned 24 you know! wink
Yeah... Me too...

I feel that, like good scotch, I have only gotten better with age... but, since nothing has been happening the last five years... who knows, eh?
How much nothing are we talking about here? Nothing clinton-style, or nothing mother-theresa-style?

Nothing, Mother Teresa... which means... nothing... *sigh*... I'm still waiting for the 'right one'...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:55 pm

samtzu wrote:
gigglesnort wrote:
samtzu wrote: Yeah... Me too...

I feel that, like good scotch, I have only gotten better with age... but, since nothing has been happening the last five years... who knows, eh?
How much nothing are we talking about here? Nothing clinton-style, or nothing mother-theresa-style?
Nothing, Mother Teresa... which means... nothing... *sigh*... I'm still waiting for the 'right one'...

*sigh*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:56 pm

How much does it cost to fly from Portland to Little Rock?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:57 pm

samtzu wrote:Nothing, Mother Teresa... which means... nothing... *sigh*... I'm still waiting for the 'right one'...

I've heard that called 'accidentally celibate'

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:57 pm

Gawd, I AM in a Monastery. Some Benedictine please.