The Bar

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:58 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Dam I missed a chance to make an Arkansas joke by asking if he was a relative.

Ha! Cousins, actually.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:05 pm

Yeah, ah I've never been that close to my extended family.
It's nice you have something in common.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:09 pm

Ya, it is kinda nice. Thanks for being so accepting and gracious about it! Most folks think its weird or something. He's so good lookin; I just can't keep my hands off him. Or maybe its just the way he smells. Dunno.

Gonna turn myself in as well....g'night all.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:11 pm

Have a good night Giggles

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:19 pm

Let's see where was I oh yeah talking to my self in the empty bar.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:25 pm

geekster wrote:Tisha, is that you shaking the house again?

ya saw that, eh? it was a 4.3 about 14 miles away... felt like it was right under my house! the whole world just went and lurched about 2 feet to the left.

yee-haw!

can't stick around, kids... gotta put the little ones to bed. just a quick round of Patron for old times sake... fresh limes, too.

oh - before i go - * grabs drill from tool belt and adds some reinforcments to the shelving. resecures guy-wires and checks support beams. steps back, wipes brow, and holsters drill. * - there. earthquakeprep.

and here's some Tarot cards i picked up today...

ta-ta!!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:29 pm

What was that.........

Hey I can wander the whole world wide web talking to myself I don't have to hang around here. later ............

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:08 am

5 a.m. on the EC, can't tell if it's time for coffee or what. Whatever it is, drinks are on me. I had a good day yesterday.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 3:46 am

HO! HO! HO! Santa wants a ho!

The Portland SantaCon went off without a hitch. Mostly, anways. We all got thrown out of a strip club when one of our Santa's helpers did a lap dance! It was humiliating for all Santas. HO! HO! HO!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:03 am

Sensei! Where the fuck are you posting from?! You didn't DRIVE HOME, did you? More details!!!!!!!!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:28 am

Good morning. Yes, details Sensei, pics too.

And since it's sunday morning...I think I'll have some of that wine.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 6:30 am

This Santa is feeling the pain getting ready for work. Yes I know it is Sunday but this is the price for going up to Seattle midweek.

Jason

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 6:52 am

Bright and chipper good morning to all you silly santas!

Sputnik, chalice of red wine.... sunday morning worship! good thinking. Should we say a prayer over it or something? I need a priest to transmogrify it or whatever it's called......oh miracle man, where are you?

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 7:06 am

ooh tarot cards! [wishes she knew more about reading them, draws a card for the day, thinking about the eplaya, draws *lovers*]

"On a hilltop overlooking a broad vista two lovers stand before a lowering sky, victorious spirit warriors standing together, facing the world as one... They are true soulmates, beyond the first blush of love... for now it is as if they share one heart within their two bodies... competely equal, wholly themselves. This is the ideal relationship between two people, which is yours for the taking...

Open to your soulmate's coming... listen for the sound of the beloved's heartbeat..."

(thanks Lunaea Weatherstone for letting me use your oracle)

III · Post by **III** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 8:49 am

> got thrown out of a strip club when one of our Santa's helpers did a lap dance!

was it ellen/pedro/princess honey bee? she said she had money falling out of her santa outfit when she got home, and couldn't remember how it got there.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:16 pm

Gimme' a HO! No, no... I mean, gimme' a HO!
This Santa's draggin' ass this morning... er... this afternoon. And I think we left the strip club because our Santa dancers were sexier then their strippers. And I saw that lap dance ..... I was going to try to join it, but Santa got in my way....

I got yer' pic's.... Right Here! http://www.ofoto.com/BrowsePhotos.jsp?& ... rt_order=0

The dancing was better at the bowling alley.... and the Santa Death March was priceless.... Jason... how's your head this morning... and Sensei... Loved the outfit but I can't find any pictures of it.... If you had got up on the table and danced, I might have gotten some...

I'll have a gatorade, with an excedrine back, please....

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:24 pm

How much fuckin fun are those pictures! Here's yer gatorade santy, excedrin and B12 back.....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:25 pm

Outstanding effort Sam. Whew. That looks like someplace I shoulda been. Still waiting for my eBay suit to arrive, however. Damn.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:34 pm

Sweet pics. It's always so damn cold here that wandering around the city streets is usually limited (though yesterday and today would have been perfect).

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:59 pm

III wrote:> got thrown out of a strip club when one of our Santa's helpers did a lap dance!

was it ellen/pedro/princess honey bee? she said she had money falling out of her santa outfit when she got home, and couldn't remember how it got there.

Unfortunately, I didn't get that Santa's helper's name. I can confirm that she really knows how to dance. Oh, and that she didn't know about the 'no touching' rule inside strip clubs! HO-HO-HO.

Nice pics, Samtzu!

uBeRpLaYa · Post by **uBeRpLaYa** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 1:52 pm

hI eVeRyOne!!!! tHiS iS tHe LaSt dAy i cAn uSe tHe LiBrArY sO i wAnT tO hAvE a kAmIkAzE tO mAkE tHe LiBrArIaN kNoW tHaT i wAs hErE!!!!!!!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:05 pm

Sensei wrote:
III wrote:> got thrown out of a strip club when one of our Santa's helpers did a lap dance!

was it ellen/pedro/princess honey bee? she said she had money falling out of her santa outfit when she got home, and couldn't remember how it got there.
Unfortunately, I didn't get that Santa's helper's name. I can confirm that she really knows how to dance. Oh, and that she didn't know about the 'no touching' rule inside strip clubs! HO-HO-HO.

Nice pics, Samtzu!

That was where I finally got to meet PHB. I knew she was in Portland, and that she knew a number of people I did, but we just never happened to be at the same place at the same time. She was as sweet as I thought she would be from her posts on the 3playa, but now I find out she's moving already.

Bummer is that I was too busy trying to make sure everything was cool with the cops that were outside, the bouncers and the owner inside, and calling around to make sure the next stops were ready- that I missed seeing all the Santas do their strip tease. None of that next weekend. I'm at the mercy of Seattle's Head Hos next weekend. And it looks to be a very interesting time at that.

III · Post by **III** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 2:22 pm

hah.

she's going to give me a lap dance (again) at my annual bachelor party.

i could probably talk her into bringing her friends, too...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:09 pm

Kamikazee's all around in honor of Ms uBeRpLaYa

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:09 pm

III wrote:hah.

she's going to give me a lap dance (again) at my annual bachelor party.

i could probably talk her into bringing her friends, too...

And here I was getting my outfit toghether to give you a lap dance.

Fine. Choose her instead. But here's what you'll be missing.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:39 pm

Ahhh...that kamikazee was good. Too bad uBeR was already gone. I've got the radio working again for anyone who might be alive to listen (though it seems that SantaCon in Portland reduced the regulars to burned out lumps of Santa ash).

http://68.43.1.143:8000

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 4:56 pm

kAmIkAzE!

Sput, still can't hear ya. Dunno. :cry:

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:07 pm

How about a glass of ice with a coupla shotsa Drambuie ?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:13 pm

Whatever you want Geekster.

III · Post by **III** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:20 pm

>here's what you'll be missing

well, i was hoping you'd be one of the friends she brings along...