The Bar

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:29 am

jus' a little baby double tall americano in a disposable (bad me, i keep forgetting to bring my own) cup.

i feel like death.

lawdy, where's that lovely nurse of mine when i need him?

*~*~glurgle*~*~*~*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:33 am

Two shots of espresso without milk could be hard on your stomach. Ten years ago I was a cappucino woman. Now it's all latte in my reality. Just a thought. Espresso is a dark roast.

(Of course, who knows what's in the disposable cup. Quick, call Tommy Thompson!)

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:56 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Two shots of espresso without milk could be hard on your stomach. Ten years ago I was a cappucino woman. Now it's all latte in my reality. Just a thought. Espresso is a dark roast.

(Of course, who knows what's in the disposable cup. Quick, call Tommy Thompson!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! even thinking about milk makes the lactose intolerant sick.

usually i'm fine with coffee. they fed it to me as a baby. really. in spoonfuls.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:05 am

Food poisoning with coffee? doubt it. Something in the cup? maybe, but highy doubtful.. Espresso on an empty stomach? Yep. Much acid = upset tummy. Food poising usually manifests with projectile spewing. If you ain't got that, you ain't got food poisoning, eat something you'll feel better,

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:14 am

Eat some jalapenos or habaneros... the alkaline in the pepper will counteract the acid in your stomach... but then your lips and throat will be on fire, and I don't know if that's worse for you or not....

Could I get a teesy-weesy scotch, please?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:19 am

had big plans for the weekend

soccer at 7 on friday
VJ at 9:30

Saturday was attack the library with my wife day
Sunday was soccer at 10:30 then over to Travis' for a Xara et all pow wow then dinner and games with friends

instead, got a wee bit sick and didn't leave the house for 48 hours.

tea with whiskey and honey please.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:26 am

samtzu wrote:Eat some jalapenos or habaneros... the alkaline in the pepper will counteract the acid in your stomach... but then your lips and throat will be on fire, and I don't know if that's worse for you or not....

Could I get a teesy-weesy scotch, please?

ate something on my break.. feel a little better.. maybe...
i guess i hadn't eaten for kind of a long time.
*shrug*

you know, you get USED to it after fasting.
but i was good last night and, when i went for coffee, made all 8 cups DECAF.
it's a fucking abomination. i'm ashamed to show my face around this town. must do caffeine pennance.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:27 am

look what i found! how freakin' cute!!

oh, yeah, no minors in the bar....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:34 am

And here are my little one's...

Aren't they cute?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:34 am

sure they are, Sam... but why do they have red x's on their foreheads??

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:36 am

Crap! Right click on the "X" and choose "Show Picture"... It should come up.... It's my son and daughter last year...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:36 am

they are the ones he has already dealt with

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:37 am

tried it, twice. no dice, santasam...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:37 am

Right click

presumptuous, eh GE?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:37 am

oh, like a big 'received' stamp?

I get it.

stu... I missed ya'. And I'm not afraid to say it...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:37 am

s'all right... she can stay - i'll fix up a Shirley Temple for her.

'morning kiddies!! i'm feeling pretty darn good today. even painted my nails this morning - sparkly mauve.

sorry to hear 'bout yer tummy, Rian. how 'bout some chamomille tea?

and tea and whiskey for the sniffly stuart. i'll have a lil in my coffee, too.

thanks fer the tunes, Sput!

Hi, Crypto, Sam, Heli, Guin, and Geek if'n yer still around. I brought in some jars of Sensual Salt Scrub i made last night - all spicy with cinnamon, cardamom, and vanilla. Really warms up a shower on cold winter mornings! and leaves ya feelin' pretty damn sexy-fied, too. heh heh.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:38 am

stuart wrote:they are the ones he has already dealt with

....ooohh..... good idea..... Thanks, Stuart....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:39 am

ooooo... salt scrub! Lovely....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:40 am

Is that salt good on the rim of a margarita glass? Sounds yummy...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:45 am

fucking, BLONDIE!!!!??? Sput you just made my DAY!!!!

cover me with kisses, baby..

cover me with lo-ove....

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:46 am

Hiya Tisha.

Margaritas...that would be splendid. Excellent idea Sam. I need two.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:49 am

tisha2 wrote:fucking, BLONDIE!!!!??? Sput you just made my DAY!!!!

cover me with kisses, baby..

cover me with lo-ove....

That's what I'm all about
making people's days...
covering them with kisses and
covering them with love.

I'm starting to figure out what you guys like and still I have to put something you've never heard in the mix.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:50 am

Rian Jackson wrote:*~*~ooooo**~*~

very nauseous this last 1/2 hour. might need to leave you all early.
i hate being tied to phones when i'm sick to my stomach.

seriously, is it possible to get food poisoning off of coffee???

i guess it's just as well. i don't think i have the money to eat today, and now i don't have the inclination, either.

*~*~glurg*~*~

maybe that copy of e.b. white was dosed?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:51 am

not afraid to say it

glad you're not afraid GE.

I missed you a whole pile myself.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:52 am

Fuck!! My truck won;t start. I'll need a drink while I think about how to fix it, damn old beater Suburbans!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:56 am

fuck me

a dbl scotch and dash of water please

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:59 am

i am beginning to fuckin' loathe this day. fuck fuck fuck fuck
something that'll knock me out, please.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:59 am

The water's for your face, right? 'Cause you surely don't mean to taint the scotch....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:00 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i am beginning to fuckin' loathe this day. fuck fuck fuck fuck
something that'll knock me out, please.

My breath?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:01 pm

stuart wrote:fuck me

a dbl scotch and dash of water please

of course, dear. in that order... ?