Confessions.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:09 pm

cites?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:12 pm

I confess that based on what I read here I am not nearly as sexually motivated as the bulk of my fellow eplayans. I wonder why that is. I confess that it makes me feel a bit, I don't know.
Beyond hormones, I wonder what it is that affects a persons sex drive. What psychological/developmental/hereditary factors are involved?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:28 pm

stuart wrote:cites?

the existence of my children.

(the docs told me i couldn't do it. i did. twice. perfectly.)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:35 pm

sure, we get some things. Me, my mom was told at my birth that I might be wheelchair bound but here I am at 36 playing soccer, when not slacking, three times a week.

Still, I bet there are a few billion people in this world who tell a different tale. I bet there are folks in africa who really, really did not want their limbs hacked off and, well, there it is.

I confess I think this idea could have cultural origins.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:37 pm

Stuart, I was married for nine wonderful years, "the drive" was there from the moment we met until the day we parted, she left, my drive hasn't, I just live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:41 pm

the drive seems to have ...... stalled.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:08 pm

I confess that some days I enjoy perusing Vice magazine http://www.viceland.com/index_us.php

Okay, now, if you've never read Vice, and even if you have, this might not be the best introduction to it- this issue is all about hate. Or maybe it is a good introduction to it, I don't know. Anyways...

Look what I found today in the Don'ts!

When we saw this burning man at Burning Man we were like, "Hey Randy Macho Man Savage male porn star! What are you a roasted pig? Go lie on your stomach and put a fucking apple in your mouth. Ha ha." And then he goes, "Really hungry, overweight women in prison lie on their backs and touch themselves thinking about me." To which we responded, "Fuck, that's a good point. Sorry."

I remember seeing this guy too! It made me laugh to see him in Vice.

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:18 pm

Gigglesnort don't take this personally using two parts in your name but I couldn't help it when I read the part about fat women laying on their back touching themselves over the picture, I literally giggled with a snort.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:25 pm

Discosybil wrote:Gigglesnort don't take this personally using two parts in your name but I couldn't help it when I read the part about fat women laying on their back touching themselves over the picture, I literally giggled with a snort.

Ms. Sybil, for your information, tHat's my trademarked signature. Nobody else does that except for ME dammit. I could sue you for this, ya know.

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:29 pm

Thanks for keeping me in line. Still can't stop giggling though.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:29 pm

I confess the thought of fat women lying on their backs touching themselves makes me feel kinda.....warm.....but not snorty adn giggly.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:31 pm

Discosybil wrote:Thanks for keeping me in line. Still can't stop giggling though.

I'm just kiddin about the giggly snort thing. Cheers to all giggly snorters!

Discosybil · Post by **Discosybil** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:37 pm

Cheers to you too! I was so ready for the day to be over with after work that a good laugh put me back on my feet. I'm spinning uncontrollably like a ballerina................ouch, wall..............but still feeling good.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:58 pm

I confess that some days I enjoy perusing Vice magazine

I saw that in the book version just released. It was funny as hell. They TOTALLY pegged tha poseur. Spot on it was.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:31 pm

I confess I'm happy that you like Vice, because I think it's funny, although some people think it's you-name-it-ist. But I think they make fun of everyone, so I'm down with that.

I confess, er, this isn't really a confession, but anyways, I got my teeth cleaned today and they feel really good. And now I have a little gap between my two front bottom ones that used to be filled with gross stuff, so I can shoot water out of it.

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:44 pm

I confess Sparkletart just inspired me to go floss my teeth. Thanks!

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:12 pm

Hah.. my wife and her friend called this guy "Tarzan of Nazareth" :-)

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:38 pm

he had me and my cafe staff friends chanting, "put some clothes on fer fuck's sake!!" between giggles and snorts for hours!!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:42 pm

I notice in the pic that NO ONE is standing within 12 feet of him. Hee hee.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:55 pm

delicious piece of man-steak he is

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:59 pm

stuart wrote:delicious piece of man-steak he is

To each his own.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:04 pm

stuart wrote:delicious piece of man-steak he is

are you confessing something...??

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:14 pm

Contrary to what my latest PM said, that guy is NOT me.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:49 am

[mildly miffed]i confess that i'm a little annoyed that the reporter's disappointment in my current non-student status translated directly into ignoring a very tasty sound bite i gave him.

dammit. [/mildly miffed]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:57 am

I confess that my fingers are very cold as I have been wrenching on the carb since 0600. I also confess that this is very good coffee I built this morning.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:07 am

i confess that i would have preferred to stay in bed with a warm friendly body this mornng. (oh, wait - that's not much of a confesion is it?)

i confess that for the five minutes i was seen at the LL last night, i was lousy company.

i confess i wish there had been more controversial questions at the lecture last night.

i confess that my protege and i celebrated when Tarazi put the SMACK DOWN on someone spouting propogandist lies.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:14 am

Most reporters are overrated.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:26 am

I confess that I am so sick of corporate life that I am ready to bolt.

I also confess that Helitack lives in one of the places that I would like to bolt to...

I also confess that John Muir tramped the other place I would love to bolt to...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:28 am

helitack wrote:Most reporters are overrated.

how true. actually, the article is fairly decent. and it was just the UW daily. we have a much harder time getting the big papers to
a)tell the truth
b)stop being a bunch of bigots.

seriously, so this guy last night starts saying, during Q&A, that he's been to Israel and knows that Palestinian TV tells kids to blow up innocent israelis (um.... wtf? right....) so Tarazi says, 'Wow, your arabic must be very good, better than mine, are you fluent?' The guy admits he doesn't speak arabic. 'So how do you know this?'
'There was a translator.'
'Who?'
'A translating company'
'What was it's name?'
'Media Watch '.
'Oh, yeah, the one that's run by right wing Israelis.. because you know people watch Al-Jazeera anyway instead of Palestinian TV, and anyway i've never seen or heard of such a thing...'

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:29 am

samtzu wrote:I confess that I am so sick of corporate life that I am ready to bolt.

I also confess that Helitack lives in one of the places that I would like to bolt to...

I also confess that John Muir tramped the other place I would love to bolt to...

i confess that you and i should jump in your truck and head south.
i confess that i have strange bruises today.
i'm confused.