The Bar

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:19 am

Presents for Santa!

Pics, pics, pics, pics, pics, and more pics.

BTW, for the Santi that care- Santalicious (aka Santa Ken) counted 160 +/- 10 on the way into the Expo center and I know we had about 20 more call in and meet us at the Dancing Bare. So I'm thinking 170-180 at the peak and around 200 if you include people that faded in and out (conservative estimate).

That's a lotta ho.

Seattle's gonna have to raise the bar for your leg, and Vancouver will have to raise it again.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:20 am

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:20 am

furboy!!!

ho, ho, what a caterwauling do we have here?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:24 am

thanks Rob! And might I say, a fine job at organizing/herding all of us santas... it was a mighty undertaking....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:24 am

Rian Jackson wrote:furboy!!!

ho, ho, what a caterwauling do we have here?

We're the itty bitty city on the TriSantaCon.

Kinda be a shame <nudge nudge> if our tiny little city <nudge nudge> out HO'ed your big <nudge nudge> old metropolis.

Yup.

Jus' saying.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:25 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:furboy!!!

ho, ho, what a caterwauling do we have here?
We're the itty bitty city on the TriSantaCon.

Kinda be a shame <nudge nudge> if our tiny little city <nudge nudge> out HO'ed your big <nudge nudge> old metropolis.

Yup.

Jus' saying.

well, can I just remind you that some of the santas in your tiny little city drove all the way from this big old metropolis to help out?? Hmmmm???

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:26 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:furboy!!!

ho, ho, what a caterwauling do we have here?
We're the itty bitty city on the TriSantaCon.

Kinda be a shame <nudge nudge> if our tiny little city <nudge nudge> out HO'ed your big <nudge nudge> old metropolis.

Yup.

Jus' saying.

ummm.. yeah.. well, i'm doing my share.
besides, you're almost as big as us, you dope.

are you coming over to my place before the conning begins?

do i get a fursmooch?
can i practice sitting on santas lap?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:39 am

wow... I just realized that I've been a terrible cocktail waitress lately... time to shape up!

So, who's drinkin'??

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:42 am

I am kinda hooked on this Drambuie stuff for some reason recently. I'll have one over lots-o-ice. Glayva will do too, it you have some of that.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:43 am

We'll definiately have a Puddletown contingent in Seattle. A lot of folks hit the 'Con the first time this year and are so stoked that they want to do it again.

Maybe we can meet up prior to the 'Con? I'll have some folks riding up with me, so I'm a little limited on doing stuff prior. Maybe hit Pike's Place at 11am and chill before the storm? Coffee, tea, and lap sitting?

More Santa stuff, in case you can't get enough:

I know there are many questions. Hopefully, they will
all be answered here:

Who's in charge? SANTA!
Who are you with? SANTA!
What organization are you with? SANTA!
Who organized this? SANTA!
Where did you get the buses? SANTA!
Who's that woman? SANTA!
Who's that guy? SANTA!
How did you get here? A sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:53 am

Man... who took that ass shot of me?... Nevermind... they got my best side anyway...

That was a party!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:08 am

Rob, you forgot:

What do we want? HO!
When do we want it? HO!

And then there was a contingent of:

HELL NO, WE WON'T HO! HELL NO, WE WON'T HO!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:13 am

Sounds good darlin'. Only problem: i need to get santa suited! You might need to stop by on the way. I AM on the way, you know.

you can bring your friends. Briefly. I'll make sure every sitting place is available.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:15 am

good morning boys and girls!!

y'all are making this Santa thing look like too much fun not to do!! i'm gonna have to start up a humboldt Santacon... Stoned Santacon??

hey, buckit - hold on to yer hat.... i dreamt in eplaya last night. i was somehow moving through the threads and seeing people along the way... Sonic was with me for a while and saw each of you having conversations or just reading, or orating. and we were physically in the board. windows and words floating all over the place. fucking cool.

and Sput, nice to see you, but if you ever call me Trisha again you'll find yerself eating that santa hat... and i only correct the people i care about, so feel honored, dammit.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:15 am

Who's the Santa/Clown holding the bullhorn in the pic with you GE?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:16 am

that's my friend from Seattle... when he's in his clown makeup, he's Prickles, but without, he's Joey.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:17 am

tisha2 wrote:and Sput, nice to see you, but if you ever call me Trisha again you'll find yerself eating that santa hat... and i only correct the people i care about, so feel honored, dammit.

Eeeek! Damn my fingers! Damn them to hell! And yet...in an odd sorta way I'm happy.

More beer! Still in training for Friday.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:19 am

GuinivereElise wrote:that's my friend from Seattle... when he's in his clown makeup, he's Prickles, but without, he's Joey.

I just figured he was someone from here. I'm getting stoked for our fun. I have some new fur to attach to my santy claus suit.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:21 am

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There, that should help the muscle memory.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:21 am

I just figured he was someone from here

you mean, from Detroit?? Wow...

um, no. He's a seattlite.

not to be confused with a sattelite, though he does tend to go into orbit around me sometimes...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:24 am

No, I meant here as in 'this place'. The place that is invading our dreams and making us believe that this bar exists to the point that we will make it exist out of sheer force of will and unconcious.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:26 am

oh. No, I don't think he's ever been on eplaya.

There's some really good pictures of me spanking his ass with a paddle, though, somewhere. I don't think they're up yet, though...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:40 am

oh my god!! i just finished browsing all those pics... Holy Feckin Hell!!!! the clowns at the theatre i work for are drooling over this... we've got an indian casino we could invade with santas...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:41 am

I saw one of someone being spanked with a paddle. I also found a very interesting one of you and prickles that appeared to involve money being stuffed down your bustier by an unknown hand.

http://www.ethnoid.com/Santa04/source/dscn5180.html

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:47 am

yay, JOEY HO HO!!

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:47 am

[giggles drags the neverending blanket and the fluffy pillows over to sunshiny spot on the floor by the window and curls up dreamily]

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:48 am

oh my god... that was at the end of the night... I was wasted (though not as wasted as I APPEAR in that photo, though I am a bit embarrassed by it)...

and that's SAM'S hand...

but I think he was retreiving the money not depositing it. That was one of my tips from dancing at the strip club...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:51 am

no shit you were wasted, honey.

damn burners.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:59 am

I was just making change...

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:00 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:no shit you were wasted, honey.

damn burners.

you say that like it is a bad thing