The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:03 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:no shit you were wasted, honey.

damn burners.

it also doesn't help that I hadn't really slept in a few days... stress and the boy thing keeping me from getting my zzzs... so once I got a bunch of alcohol in me, I was just longing for sleep...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:03 pm

oh, and besides: sam kept buying me drinks...

I think he was trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me... if he would have just remembered that all one needs to do is ask...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:56 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and besides: sam kept buying me drinks...

I think he was trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me... if he would have just remembered that all one needs to do is ask...

Wish I'd known... could have saved some money....

So.... Guinivere, darling.... I'll be up in Seattle this weekend... how would you like to spend some, ummmmm.... "Quality" time together, just you and me?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:57 pm

samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and besides: sam kept buying me drinks...

I think he was trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me... if he would have just remembered that all one needs to do is ask...

Wish I'd known... could have saved some money....

hey, I bought you breakfast...

*wink*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:58 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and besides: sam kept buying me drinks...

I think he was trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me... if he would have just remembered that all one needs to do is ask...

Wish I'd known... could have saved some money....
hey, I bought you breakfast...

*wink*

And the rest of that post?

"No fucking way!" is always an option...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:59 pm

SSH! I'm pretending I didn't see it... I don't like being put on the spot...

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:04 pm

[giggles scoots the the blanket and pillows to follow the sunny patch moving across the floor, snuggles back in]

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:04 pm

That's a good reply, too... 'nuff said...

let me buy you a scotch anyway... some Macallen? 25 year old, almost $250 a bottle?

This is the sippin' stuff...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:05 pm

I think all scotch is sippin' stuff... you know this...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:08 pm

I don't remember us sippin' the other night....

'Course, I generally don't remember the other night...

Not after the strip club, anyway....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:10 pm

samtzu wrote:I don't remember us sippin' the other night....

'Course, I generally don't remember the other night...

Not after the strip club, anyway....

what a coincidenc... me either...

and we WERE sipping... they were just BIG sips...

pixieKLOWN · Post by **pixieKLOWN** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:22 pm

best way to do it...BIG sips!!!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:23 pm

YES!... that's right, we were sipping, I remember a little now... I think we were also sipping a lot of them... me on an empty stomach, you on a small one... I mean, your stomach is small... 'cause I don't remember you doing body shots... but, then again...

Aw, shit... let's just have another scotch right now... here ya' go... this is very smooth stuff... like your stomach.... ummmmmm....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:24 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:oh, and besides: sam kept buying me drinks...

I think he was trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me... if he would have just remembered that all one needs to do is ask...

Wish I'd known... could have saved some money....
hey, I bought you breakfast...

*wink*

i thought sam was gonna MAKE breakfast?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:27 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:
samtzu wrote: Wish I'd known... could have saved some money....
hey, I bought you breakfast...

*wink*
i thought sam was gonna MAKE breakfast?

Sam was unable to make breakfast... it was beyond his abilities... but he knew a place where we could buy one... and Miss GE whipped out her plastic before I could... good breakfast, though.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:30 pm

teehee.

chortle, chortle.

snort.

yeah, i'm laughing at you. don't get too upset - i kindof know where you live.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:35 pm

No... it wasn't dead squirells from the park... we went to a nearby restaurant... that little "Grandma's Place" about three blocks away...

Don't chortle at me, Oh Little Cute One...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:39 pm

man, you better watch yourself or i'll sic my ex-boyfriend's... um... cat? on you.

(hey, he lives close by...)

even worse, i'll tell furboy to get the lawnmower started...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:43 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:man, you better watch yourself or i'll sic my ex-boyfriend's... um... cat? on you.

(hey, he lives close by...)

even worse, i'll tell furboy to get the lawnmower started...

Yikes... now, that does make me nervous! I've seen him herd Santa's... God knows what he can do with a lawnmower!!

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:44 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:man, you better watch yourself or i'll sic my ex-boyfriend's... um... cat? on you.

(hey, he lives close by...)

even worse, i'll tell furboy to get the lawnmower started...

That's why you had me buy that new mower!
"Grass is getting a bit long in back" my ass!!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:04 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:man, you better watch yourself or i'll sic my ex-boyfriend's... um... cat? on you.

(hey, he lives close by...)

even worse, i'll tell furboy to get the lawnmower started...
That's why you had me buy that new mower!
"Grass is getting a bit long in back" my ass!!

snort. stupid host head.

like you ever mowed wet grass.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:06 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:man, you better watch yourself or i'll sic my ex-boyfriend's... um... cat? on you.

(hey, he lives close by...)

even worse, i'll tell furboy to get the lawnmower started...
That's why you had me buy that new mower!
"Grass is getting a bit long in back" my ass!!

Well, after seeing the photo of my raised kilt, I'd say my grass is getting a little long on the back... of my ass...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:07 pm

oh, wait. are you talking about shaving your back? no, that's not grass. that's why you bought the razors. and that was the stripper that suggested that...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:17 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:oh, wait. are you talking about shaving your back? no, that's not grass. that's why you bought the razors. and that was the stripper that suggested that...

I still think that the fully clothed "Santaettes" were sexier than the totally nude professional dancer...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:15 pm

Well, the new advice collum is off to a good start: I'm raising a scotch to Rian and Rob, the new tag team of put downs...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:18 pm

why, thank you, thank you.

something sour, please.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:24 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:why, thank you, thank you.

something sour, please.

Your disposition? I don't think you can get that in bottles..

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:08 pm

Can a fella get a beer here? I have "Radar Love" in my head, 'been drivin all night my hands dead on the wheel' since it seems like it. Long day in the desert. ht

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:10 pm

[giggles rises and untangles from hte neverending blanket, blinks and stretches, grabs a beer for hellattack, and wanders out the door muttering to herself about backlogs]

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:13 pm

I hope you weren't too sleepy, wouldn't want any of those 12 inch beers.