Affirmations!

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:58 pm

You are wonderful, intelligent and have above average dental hygiene.

shuranuff · Post by **shuranuff** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:36 pm

thank you! you are brave, witty and taller than me.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:38 pm

i love you and god loves you and there ain't nothin you can do about it!

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:39 pm

everyone on the eplaya wants you

in the biblical sense

KristieEB · Post by **KristieEB** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:04 pm

i cannot control myself when i am around you.

you are hot!

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:09 pm

That indentation between your nose and upper lip fills me with a tender passion. I want to place my tounge upon it.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:47 pm

"It is so very important for you to feel good about yourself because most of your friends don't."

-'Affirmations for the Damned' (Doubleday?, 1992)

supersurly · Post by **supersurly** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:24 am

My cheeks ache when I am around you for long periods of time!

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:29 am

supersurly wrote:My cheeks ache when I am around you for long periods of time!

and tha'ts not all that aches!

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:22 am

"Remeber that God put you here on Earth for a reason and that reason is to remind others to fucking think before they decide to have a child."

Chef · Post by **Chef** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:03 pm

No matter where you go, there you are.

OregonRed · Post by **OregonRed** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:12 pm

you give me warm fuzzies

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:28 pm

Always remember that you're unique ... just like everybody else.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:46 pm

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:46 pm

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:49 pm

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:26 pm

"When I think things have gotten to their lowest point that anyone can possibly be I pause to look around me, smell the grass and see pleanty of other people with their unique set of problems. It is then that I realize that I'm right.

BurningGirl · Post by **BurningGirl** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:05 pm

You are a very funny person who can make people laugh so hard that they pee.

supersurly · Post by **supersurly** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 9:06 pm

This thread is comprised of my favorite posts yet.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:46 am

"Every morning I wake up to a new day and I realize that my life starts anew. God has put me here for a reason and that reason is to remind all other beings on this earth what ' fucked up' really means.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:47 am

"There's room for improvement in everyone. Especially you."

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:22 am

the clown you see in the mirror every morning is you - why don't you put on a red rubber nose and get on with the rest of your life?

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:32 am

I get a hard-on from just thinking of you....

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:46 am

the eplaya is the most wonderful thing in my life!

Jordan 10-E · Post by **Jordan 10-E** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:07 pm

It's not the size that counts, it's the motion in the ocean.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:30 pm

"God has a special plan for you: it's known as a recall."

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:56 pm

It's all in the angle of the dangle....

J · Post by J » Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:58 am

It's not you, it's them.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:29 am

I don't care what everyone else says - you're Okay.

antron · Post by **antron** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:58 pm

Today I will find at least one unhappy, unfortunate newbie whose shortcomings I can criticize with an unquestioning sense of superiority.